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This year for Give to Blue Day if you donate $25 to @isutheater, you can symbolically adopt a Sycamore squirrel! 🐿️ You will receive a Certificate of Adoption and an authentic photo of a squirrel on the Indiana State University campus givetoblue.indstate.edu/giving-day/824… #GiveToBlue24
You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately removes the tin foil from the baking sheet.
Had 4 Cadbury Eggs and a large McDonalds sweet tea for lunch and now I’m outside bench pressing my neighbors tractor
You ever wake up & be like “Again with this?”
there's a part of my soul that will always be searching for you
I got an invitation to your party, but I’ll be vacuuming the driveway that night.
The space between all or nothing hides the devil you know The peddler of snake oil Tempting all with lies and a distracting show Underneath it all he’s running on empty desperation Hoping for that hook and any bit of compensation
Her: Let's go for a walk Him: Can't, uh, baseball's on Her: Baseball in January? Him: Winter baseball. They use a snowball Her: You could've just said no Him: When they slide into home they use a sled Her: *leaves* Him: *yelling* The dugout literally needs to be dug out!
Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator these are the days of our lives.
It’s baffling when fame makes a person think that anyone gives a shit what they think.
You don't hear a lot about Jeffrey Dahmer's foray into the cereal industry, which is too bad. I think Honey Bunches of Folks would have really caught on if given the chance.
Better to be alone than being in a one sided relationship.
I’m 56. I’m gonna put 2 spaces between sentences and not apologize for it.
My top 25 as submitted to @APTop25_BB 1. UConn 2. Purd 3. UNC 4. Hou 5. Tenn 6. KU 7. Wisc 8. Ill 9. Marq 10. Ariz 11. Bama 12. Baylor 13. Iowa St 14. Creighton 15. UK 16. Aub 17. Duke 18. Dayton 19. SD St 20. Utah St 21. St. Mary’s 22. BYU 23. Texas 24. TTech 25. Ind St
there's a special story brewing in Terre Haute this season
there's a special story brewing in Terre Haute this season
Fantastic setting for a fantastic overtime win by a fantastic team. Sycamores are for real!
My midnight pen kisses the rain Pulling the storm away from the pain and turning thoughts into idyllic dreams
Swallowed up into the fog A density so imponderable even angels fear to tread No choice but to surrender my soul to the hostile quiet Until the sun comes to pay a little more respect
Drawn to the circles in the sand Assembled among the sea shells like delicate infinities I become mesmerized with these gifts from my beloved sea Immersed in the soft salty breeze There is no place I’d rather be
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3K Followers 3K Following Tattooed and Bearded Scorpio living up to the intensity of his Zodiac sign!This year for Give to Blue Day if you donate $25 to @isutheater, you can symbolically adopt a Sycamore squirrel! 🐿️ You will receive a Certificate of Adoption and an authentic photo of a squirrel on the Indiana State University campus givetoblue.indstate.edu/giving-day/824… #GiveToBlue24
You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately removes the tin foil from the baking sheet.
Had 4 Cadbury Eggs and a large McDonalds sweet tea for lunch and now I’m outside bench pressing my neighbors tractor
there's a part of my soul that will always be searching for you
I got an invitation to your party, but I’ll be vacuuming the driveway that night.
The space between all or nothing hides the devil you know The peddler of snake oil Tempting all with lies and a distracting show Underneath it all he’s running on empty desperation Hoping for that hook and any bit of compensation
Her: Let's go for a walk Him: Can't, uh, baseball's on Her: Baseball in January? Him: Winter baseball. They use a snowball Her: You could've just said no Him: When they slide into home they use a sled Her: *leaves* Him: *yelling* The dugout literally needs to be dug out!
Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator these are the days of our lives.
It’s baffling when fame makes a person think that anyone gives a shit what they think.
You don't hear a lot about Jeffrey Dahmer's foray into the cereal industry, which is too bad. I think Honey Bunches of Folks would have really caught on if given the chance.
Better to be alone than being in a one sided relationship.
I’m 56. I’m gonna put 2 spaces between sentences and not apologize for it.
My top 25 as submitted to @APTop25_BB 1. UConn 2. Purd 3. UNC 4. Hou 5. Tenn 6. KU 7. Wisc 8. Ill 9. Marq 10. Ariz 11. Bama 12. Baylor 13. Iowa St 14. Creighton 15. UK 16. Aub 17. Duke 18. Dayton 19. SD St 20. Utah St 21. St. Mary’s 22. BYU 23. Texas 24. TTech 25. Ind St
there's a special story brewing in Terre Haute this season
Class act move by Sycamore coach Josh Schertz after OT win over Bradley. He got on the mic and thanked the sellout crowd at the Hulman Center for helping will ISU to a win tonight.
Fantastic setting for a fantastic overtime win by a fantastic team. Sycamores are for real!
Man oh man, what a night at the Hulman Center! @IndStBasketball with a huge win. Best crowd I’ve ever seen. Not only in numbers, but the energy was great. #RollTrees
My midnight pen kisses the rain Pulling the storm away from the pain and turning thoughts into idyllic dreams
Swallowed up into the fog A density so imponderable even angels fear to tread No choice but to surrender my soul to the hostile quiet Until the sun comes to pay a little more respect
Drawn to the circles in the sand Assembled among the sea shells like delicate infinities I become mesmerized with these gifts from my beloved sea Immersed in the soft salty breeze There is no place I’d rather be