Dana Marie @playboyblonde
just a legally blind type 1 diabetic who may not be able to see you but I can feel you, you feel me? twitter.com/search?q=from%… Orlando, FL Joined April 2009-
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My Dexcom app stopped working correctly and displayed a server error code. In addition, the wait time for contacting Dexcom is anticipated to be 197 minutes, indicating others are also experiencing this problem.
I blindly took the perfect picture of an aquarium at @SeaWorld 📸
Me: I should really go get the laundry out the dryer Also me: fuck that laundry
Three doctors appointments in one day with one of them being physical therapy has got me very tired. I don't have the energy to do anything at the moment and you know I got stuff to do 🥱
Girls brunch full of delicious food and positive vibes 🥰
The Packers could take 87 players in a draft and not one of them would get a question like this. Little brother energy maximized
The Packers could take 87 players in a draft and not one of them would get a question like this. Little brother energy maximized
My phlebotomist softly whispered sei così bella as he stood in front of me preparing my labs thinking I didn't hear him but I knew he had just called me beautiful and I smiled because I really needed that today
Just saw someone advertising a room for rent w/ shared bathroom for $750/month & I remember when You could get an entire one bedroom apartment for that much
I think it's hypocritical of people who used to illegally smoke marijuana to criticize those who legally smoke it now
Thank you to everyone who has donated, Your kindness over the last seven days has enabled me to advance from 78% of my target to 90% completed with only $350 left to go 🙏🏼
Thank you to everyone who has donated, Your kindness over the last seven days has enabled me to advance from 78% of my target to 90% completed with only $350 left to go 🙏🏼
Being blind means not noticing that your power went out until you get notified that the Wi-Fi is no longer connected to your phone 😂
Finding a random cat toy in the dryer just made my night 😂
Random selfie reminding you to wear your seat belt ❤️
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I think all women are great and those that aren't just need their g-spot and clits massaged at the same time as a hard reset so they'd be cool again too.
'Pride and Prejudice' but it's just me wearing a rainbow t-shirt in a red state
The first thing I did as an American when I heard the Queen had died was to google her age, then I googled how old Betty White was when she died, just to make sure we’d won
@playboyblonde @MedusaOusa The whole “Created Equal” is how I see it as well !!
@playboyblonde You look a bit like a young Goldie Hawn.
@playboyblonde This message got me all teary eyed 😭 Thank you so much Dana 💝 Your friendship has been 1 of the most special ones I've had in my life. Wouldnt have accomplished many of those if not for ur support. I truly look forward to visiting you someday & strengthen our sibling bond 🤝
If anyone fucked me as frequently and as dirty as autocorrect does, I’d marry them
Mostly it's "RIP" But for Bob Saget you guys are all like "YRWWR" You'll Rest When We're Ready leave it please
Hey y’all, I know my tweets have offended some people here, so if I’ve upset you I just want to say I’m truly sorry. That your mom raised a bitch. 😂
You are still worthy, even after someone has made you feel like you aren’t.
In the words of the legendary Olivia Newton-John, you better shape up, because I need a man.
Yes, I've been MIA for months. 🥺 Yes, I've too many DMs to read.🤦🏻♀️ No, I won't reply all at once. 😒One reply per occasion will suffice. 😌 No, this tweet does not mean I don't love y'all. 😄 P.S. @playboyblonde will always have dibs on my time every day. 🥰 (♎+♒=❤)
I really do love when @playboyblonde sends me a long ass text with lots of cussing in it cuz hearing Siri say “motherfucker” and other cuss words is just funny.
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