Judy 🩵💜🪻🌷🐞🎡🐈 💛JK @WispyFog
There can never be too much frosting on a cake. 🎂🍰 Arkansas Joined September 2021-
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Morning guys have a great Tuesday and remember this quote 👋😁
😂 that’s an option!
You know who you are.
True story 👍❤️
Don't forget to read the fine print. 🤪😉🤣🤭
Don't forget to read the fine print. 🤪😉🤣🤭
Knock Knock who's there? nobody, you lonely loser you have no friends
Not gonna lie, I watched this more than once
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When you are thinking it’s not that important to vote, consider who staying home will help elect. This is Valentina Gomez, a 24 year old Republican woman running for Secretary of State in Missouri. Vote Blue for sanity in your government. #DemVoice1
Regardless of your thoughts about Seinfeld, this is probably the wisest thing he has ever said!
As much as any human being has ever deserved compassion and safety and love: you do. No accomplishment or transformation required.
Sometimes I walk past a school playground and hear the manic screaming and think: If adults had the opportunity to do this - could just let loose and run around screaming in a safe space once or twice a day - how much stress would we let go of?? Wouldn't that be amazing? 😲
This is just terrifying. I hope people in Lincoln and in its path are safe
Lay on your dog’s bed and see how they react.. 😊
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People are worse than ever right now. This has to be rock bottom right?
@kelly__le Same. I will probably die choking on my own saliva .
@kelly__le I'm convinced that this is how I'll die.
The amount of my spit I randomly choke to death on for no reason is getting out of hand.
This pup is in the #KristiNoem witness protection program.
Did you ever burn your tongue? That soup was just too hot….but you wanted it now. When you put a spoonful of soup in your mouth you knew you did not wait long enough for it to cool down. Then you would rub your tongue on the roof of your mouth. 1/11
Did you put your finger on your tastebuds to see how it felt? You promised yourself you would never do it again but you did. Did you ever burn your hair with a curling iron? You were just in a hurry. How long did it take for your hair to grow out? 2/11
Did you ever get burned by a so-called friend? I have many times… but I will tell you about two of them. When I had my salad bar, I hired a woman named Roberta K. She cared about two things… her nails and her hair. She always looked like she came from the salon. 3/11
She was a stand up comedian who was a little risqué. One time she told me she went o the supermarket and put steaks in her bra so she would not have to pay for them. I thought about people who worked so hard to pay for their groceries. 4/11
I had the pleasure of meeting her parents. Her mother looked like Sophie Tucker and was very sweet. Between Roberta and her mother, her dad laughed all the time. Out of the blue, Roberta called me and asked me to lend her thousands of dollars. 5/11
She told me she would pay me back as soon as possible. I called her several times times and it went straight to voicemail. To this day I have not seen one dime. My ex-roommate from college … Daryl McK told me he was coming to town with his wife and children. 6/11
I invited him to come to lunch at my house. A few blocks down the hill is a restaurant called Chin Chin. I ordered steamed dumplings...Chinese chicken salads… a few pork dishes…. And jasmine rice with chunks of pineapple. 7/11
Boy could this group of people eat. There was not a grain of rice left. lol. After lunch, he wanted to talk to me in private. He told me he did not think his car would make it home and asked me for $3000.00. 8/11
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