💥L ⩜⃝$øR💥 (Top 0.05% manic balls) @lzorgd
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Ahh fuk yah, momofucka noodles
Me as a cartoon character
Me as a cartoon character https://t.co/S0cjU06My5
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I’m 14 and this is deep 🙏🏼🌻☮️🕊️
I’m 14 and this is deep 🙏🏼🌻☮️🕊️
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So close.
You’re like the Alanis Morissette for anarchism
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Playing a fun game with my landlord called Please Don’t Evict Me
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House is literally watching Christian Cage vs Abyss in TNA. Greatest TV show of all time.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum I grew up in.
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I can’t believe it’s been 5 years since the Queen died
I can’t believe it’s been 5 years since the Queen died
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Ahh thanks Ticketmaster but the only event I can afford to attend is my own funeral
Sorry I unfollowed swaths of unhinged wahmens. It will happen again
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Good morning.
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I can’t believe I have to explain what’s happening here, but here goes. Elite students of Ivy League schools have glamorized oppression so much that they have now reached role play status to satisfy their fantasies. Here, the students have appropriated the suffering of Gazans and…
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“Empty political platitude with no actual meaning but I need you to feel like you and I are connected through rhetoric in some sense so here’s a depiction of me that isn’t real but fulfills your fantasies of me”
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I got one
I’m gonna get an ice cream sandwich at lunch
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@lzorgd But did you see them?? I posted them last week 😫
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