wayne @pseudo_speedo
faggot #smokefleet United States Joined May 2019-
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It's only a matter of time before I chew this mint/jolly rancher into pulp.
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poasting long hair
poasting long hair https://t.co/PRo7rFynwq
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Fuck this zoo
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Pretty clear to me Gen-X dropped the parenting ball pretty bad.
Pretty clear to me Gen-X dropped the parenting ball pretty bad.
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I love watching Ellen Paige movies and saying "man that dude is hot".
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I’ll sell sausages, fries, maybe a few other things.
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This could be us
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The perfect girl doesn’t exi…
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@pseudo_speedo GM Wayner!
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@davereaboi @pseudo_speedo made me think of you!
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Brilliant photo. I’d have cropped it like this, tho.
Brilliant photo. I’d have cropped it like this, tho. https://t.co/S4I3eLAdHM
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Gm This could be us, but you playin'
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GM. *angry fart noises
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@pseudo_speedo GM, Wayner!!! LFG!!!
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@michaelmalice are there any good Ayn Rand biographies that you recommend or gift to friends?
I don't know man, maybe these white witches and their essential oils did do some magic spells or something
It's only a matter of time before I chew this mint/jolly rancher into pulp.
@pseudo_speedo That was the longest my hair and beard have ever been.🤢 Circa early 2022. I'm glad I haven't let it go that long since. Lol.
@pseudo_speedo My mailbox is also in one.
@pseudo_speedo I just saw a mailbox made with one.
@pseudo_speedo Are we doing a show your drink challenge? This one goes straight to the dome 😉 DISCLAIMER: tastes like absolute dumpster juice though
@pseudo_speedo Interesting. Aviator shades with no shades.
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