Fred @Grand_handsomer
proud hypocrite, based peach grower, puts corn in spaghetti, pro waterboarding my very bad dog, owner of zero cats, ❤️ The Institute of Cetacean Research patreon.com/Fredandthebarn… Where ever i feel like being Joined February 2018-
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Removing the morality of it all it’s objectively one of the stupidest things I’ve seen a politician do. They’re paying political consultants god knows what and not one of them said “hold on Governor, maybe don’t tell people you shot a dog”
Removing the morality of it all it’s objectively one of the stupidest things I’ve seen a politician do. They’re paying political consultants god knows what and not one of them said “hold on Governor, maybe don’t tell people you shot a dog”
The vast majority of Americans don’t know what pears taste like
I bet a million dollars that someone has already fucked it
I bet a million dollars that someone has already fucked it
Planted 9 tomato plants today. Figured I’d see how well they do. Hungarian heart and Kentucky Beef Steak so hopefully we don’t get a late frost. For some reason they were huge but now the rest are starting to put on some serious growth. Love this time of year
Fucking guy thinks he can do whatever he wants
Velveeta is not a big fan of brushing and has figured out when I’m trying to brush her dumb ass 😖
IT WAS MY PHONE!!!!
It’s very important to remind them that no one likes them
MY MOWER IS NOT SMOL! ITS BIG AND I WANT BITCHES
If you’re thinking about starting a garden it’s very important to remember that according to maritime tribunal law if a big box store leaves their plants outside of the store you’re allowed to take as many as you want at night time and you don’t even have to pay for them
We didn’t lose any land and water under Trump but we’ve lost 70% of it thanks to this idiot. Do you know infuriating it is to lose 70% of your yard? Dick head
We didn’t lose any land and water under Trump but we’ve lost 70% of it thanks to this idiot. Do you know infuriating it is to lose 70% of your yard? Dick head
Double it’s not real
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
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30 Followers 53 Following@Grand_handsomer Fred and Dorito
@Grand_handsomer @Lee_Devious That's right, they own you.
@Grand_handsomer Nobody should talk to their kids like that. Don't be a dick.
@Grand_handsomer She's cute af. I would. Also, there's a zero percent chance this isn't just a lady in a bodysuit.
@Grand_handsomer How else do you think they'll roll'em out to the public & perfect everything about them🤔
@Grand_handsomer They taste like nothing. That’s why they constantly use pear juice in all these juice drinks, so they can claim there’s actual fruit juice in it. It is the absolute most neutral tasting juice.
@Grand_handsomer I’ll take over the tomato plants for you
Feeling peachy 🍑
I’ll give you 5:
@AlwaysLegitWhit Lol, give me one single metric by which the USA is the 'greatest country in the world'.
What’s $100 billion sent overseas? It’s 1 million Americans making $100,000, or 2 million Americans making $50,000, indentured for a year. Don’t let politicians minimize these numbers. It’s a huge drain on our country. Imagine if this effort was instead focused in the USA🇺🇸.
@Grand_handsomer @TrueBeefSupreme No robot makes it out of manufacturing without being effed