❤RSG🖕 @rlshtygngr
Mom, wife, animal lover, rancher, baker, neighborhood smartass, kinda retarded. Joined October 2020-
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Yall remember a few months ago when those 2 cops came in the bar when we were at the pool tournament demanding to run IDs, and it didn't end well for them? Our town just hired one of them to be our full-time cop 🙃
A lady at my bank has known me my entire life. I walked in, and she said, "What's wrong, sweetie?" And I almost lost my shit in the middle of the bank. So now I'm sitting in my car crying. I thought I was doing a pretty good job at hiding my emotions today. Apparently not.
I think I'm about ready to give up on being a productive member of society and am going to become a real fucking problem for everyone around me.
I was cleaning the smoke shack at the store earlier and there was a wasp nest. I figured I'd just hit it with the power washer and be done with it. For the record- that doesn't actually work. It just pissed them off.
Good morning! Slept in way too late. Drinking coffee and trying to decide which fucking nightmare problem we are tackling first today 🙄
The new bar owners brought me a sparkly drink at work ✌️ sound on, because I make myself laugh.
Just wanted to remind you guys you're gay and I hate you ❤️
48. The number of goddamn seed ticks I've picked off just my shins and ankles today at this nightmare house. 😫
Neighbor kid at the crackhouse came over to bug us. He told me he got in a fight at school today. I asked him why and he said "I told some kid I fucked his mom." 😂
My throat is bruised this morning. I guess I had a good night.
Someone really hid this in the floor vent for someone else to find. It's so damn classy 😂
Someone really hid this in the floor vent for someone else to find. It's so damn classy 😂
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