𝗖𝗿𝗼𝗰-𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗣. 𝗚𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘃𝗲 @Le_CrocMonsieur
Look at me ...Look at me, I am the Barbecue now Joined February 2021-
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INBOX: Frat boys showing America how it’s done
INBOX: Frat boys showing America how it’s done https://t.co/IXdV66HafX
Now THAT is the kind of form tackling I haven't seen since the days of @3YearLetterman
Now THAT is the kind of form tackling I haven't seen since the days of @3YearLetterman
Hasan is a WONDERFUL dope. Brown Fabio is hilarious.
Hasan is a WONDERFUL dope. Brown Fabio is hilarious.
In my defense..... youtu.be/4SrlmasJEIU?si…
I don't understand these guys. I mean sure "They're feds" but also I assume some rubes being taken for a ride, but still.... are they waiting for after November to bust them? Are they a long game David Duke type operation?
I don't understand these guys. I mean sure "They're feds" but also I assume some rubes being taken for a ride, but still.... are they waiting for after November to bust them? Are they a long game David Duke type operation?
Gotta tell you...
Gotta tell you... https://t.co/zrtqjwA5ou
When it comes time to take care of the robot flamethrower dogs you'll be BEGGING for @KristiNoem .... BEGGING!
Another @Goodtweet_man "Buddy that's my wife" moment. That literally could be Mrs. Croc fwiw
Another @Goodtweet_man "Buddy that's my wife" moment. That literally could be Mrs. Croc fwiw
So you're telling me that Joe Biden can no longer feed himself?
So you're telling me that Joe Biden can no longer feed himself?
Tell me about it brother wecb.fm/the-picture-of…
Now why would that be
You may as well have said "On planet Omicron Persei 8" same difference
You may as well have said "On planet Omicron Persei 8" same difference
Better than the chase scene in Bullitt 😂
Better than the chase scene in Bullitt 😂
That's your team @WalshFreedom enjoy it.
Remember the Ayahuasca Shaman girl...this is her now, feel old yet?
Remember the Ayahuasca Shaman girl...this is her now, feel old yet?
The Left...
The Left... https://t.co/XSKVdMB4p0
Yup, exactly like FDR right?
Today's press interviewing Roosevelt
Men: See...see what you do to us?
Men: See...see what you do to us?
Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug
296K Followers 7K Following My Interests: Finance, Whiskey, Politics, Books, Food, Meeting Strangers #altcenter Disinformation and misinformation researcher
e-beth @ebeth360
17K Followers 3K Following Meme Sherpa. Chief Unity Officer. Never follow a hippie to a second location. 🚙 parking expert. 🏃♀️ @KiKi1185’s twin. IG ebeth_flowers
Fred @Grand_handsomer
10K Followers 2K Following proud hypocrite, based peach grower, puts corn in spaghetti, pro waterboarding my very bad dog, owner of zero cats, ❤️ The Institute of Cetacean Research
(•_•) @AsTheWorldBurnz
8K Followers 1K Following Some people just want to watch the 🌎 burn • subtle savagery • giver of the best food takes • I said what I said (-_-) • #grandsolarminimum climate cult denier
Meara @MillennialOther
15K Followers 9K Following I have my moments. Known for boomer rants and unsolicited hot takes. The best part of my life is being a foster mom for #RescueDogs.
Amos @AmosFromWV
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Long Monkeypox @podiatristdon
5K Followers 4K Following Twin brother of Ron. Arby’s. Undisputed underwear hammer fighting champion. Dumbie. Certified ballistic podiatrist.
PizzaCzar @PizzaWanchovies
5K Followers 3K Following Hide you dirty kulaks. mustard/ketchup/relish. you won’t like what I say. 1Corinthians 5:21. 🇺🇸🇮🇱 bad memes found here
Phil @RealPhillyP
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Lee @lee_bail83
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Whatevs @j035ich5pach
3K Followers 1K Following There's swearing. Papa. Cargo shorts aficionado. Unapologetic #Packers #GocubsGo #GoIrish fan. I cook meat. I want Oysters. Pull your kids out of Public School.
Gen-X Wolf™ @GenXWolf
3K Followers 2K Following Sarcasm is an art form | Wolfbibi | Artisanal Sh*tposter and Dank Meme Connoisseur | Canis Lupus Enthusiast | Rarely Tweets Out A Banger
bartleby @ElderBartleby
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Just Donna @Crypsis12
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Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve
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Dr. SeliFighter @VoetsakULib
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Asley Shaeffer @shaef_asl
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Mitchell Davis @MitchellD693
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Adriana Levandoski @levandosk_adria
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♛♕𝓗ℰ𝒜𝒯.. @HeathenQe_Maeve
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Fausty Red @Faustyredrerun
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Grandville @GrandvilleOR
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S.W. O'Connell @SWOConnell
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Jason Neptune🌴 @SobrietyCM
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Merna Judy @MernaJudy67417
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Timothy Lewin @timothyplewin
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Carlos Btno Cigar🇺.. @CarlosBtnoCigar
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Scott @devildog_311
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Rania Learman @LearmanRan84028
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John @JohnHal74148765
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Dano Loves Music 🎵.. @danopaquette
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Katharina Kennemer @KKenneme
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Mali Tuggle @tuggl_ma
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Leana Benwarc @benwarc4448
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Thesho @Thesho440197
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Mendy Kummer @KummerMen
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Shirly Chacon @ShirChaco
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Azrael369✝️🐸 @DeathSquadClips
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Reformed Adam Fuller .. @Pinsanddens
483 Followers 344 Following “I’ma do whatever I want. I’ma do whatever I like.” God, Golf, fútbol, football, food, wine, travel, and general shit housery
e-beth @ebeth360
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Fred @Grand_handsomer
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Prison Mitch @MidnightMitch
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(•_•) @AsTheWorldBurnz
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Meara @MillennialOther
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Amos @AmosFromWV
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Long Monkeypox @podiatristdon
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PizzaCzar @PizzaWanchovies
5K Followers 3K Following Hide you dirty kulaks. mustard/ketchup/relish. you won’t like what I say. 1Corinthians 5:21. 🇺🇸🇮🇱 bad memes found here
Ingenuous Firebrand �.. @ING2Firebrand
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Phil @RealPhillyP
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Horse Sense @HorseSense25
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Lee @lee_bail83
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Whatevs @j035ich5pach
3K Followers 1K Following There's swearing. Papa. Cargo shorts aficionado. Unapologetic #Packers #GocubsGo #GoIrish fan. I cook meat. I want Oysters. Pull your kids out of Public School.
Matthew Foldi @MatthewFoldi
45K Followers 2K Following Political Reporter @TheSpectator | Former Congressional Candidate | Volunteer @RockvilleVFD | Board @Speech_First | Catch me @Telegraph, @Newsmax and more
Gen-X Wolf™ @GenXWolf
3K Followers 2K Following Sarcasm is an art form | Wolfbibi | Artisanal Sh*tposter and Dank Meme Connoisseur | Canis Lupus Enthusiast | Rarely Tweets Out A Banger
bartleby @ElderBartleby
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Just Donna @Crypsis12
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Dr. SeliFighter @VoetsakULib
553 Followers 4K Following “I am not a Jew with trembling knees.” ~ Menachem Begin.
Missy @str8nupxflyrite
996 Followers 1K Following Independent, UNM Anderson School Production Ops. Go Lobos! Wife, mom, grandmother, step, adult human female, prognosticator, Planner, reputedly wholesome AF
Heather Kaiser @HeatherKaiserWA
973 Followers 1K Following America First, OIF/OEF Vet. All posts my own- written by me- not AI.
Fausty Red @Faustyredrerun
128 Followers 200 Following
Grandville @GrandvilleOR
690 Followers 2K Following Blue-Collar Conservative country boy, show me respect and you'll get respect in turn. #DeSantis2024
S.W. O'Connell @SWOConnell
66K Followers 64K Following Award-winning author of historical fiction with a dash of sci-fi. My blog, Yankee Doodle Spies, profiles the people, places & things of the Revolutionary War.
Krissy_MeowMom @Krissy_MeowMom
1K Followers 1K Following How am I not myself? I love ellipses, beards, cabbage & everyone butt Commies, German philosophers & Dutch sculptors... Mom, wife, slave to cat...
Tiffany Gomas @Tiffany_Gomas
276K Followers 385 Following Texas Girl 📍• Real Estate Developer • “Undercover Fed” • All my puns are intentional
𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕨�.. @karababy4224
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Boston Dynamics @BostonDynamics
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@calukafarms @calukafarms
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piñaughty @pinaughty
258 Followers 682 Following Hit me the right way and get showered with gifts. Say the quiet part out loud & the out-loud parts louder. Break 'em down—not with questions but with answers.
Jimmy Sneak @SneakJimmy
103 Followers 179 Following
Katherine Maher @krmaher
32K Followers 2K Following Web Summit boss lady. Previously CEO @Wikimedia. Now 🤔 various places. Human curiosity, generosity, and dignity. She/her.
Anita 🖤 @WoldenAnita
17K Followers 3K Following I float through this world knowing I don't belong in it... Gypsy Souls can never be caged or broken.. I’m a beautiful wreck a colorful mess but I’m funny…🖤
Jonathan Papelbon @TheRealJPap58
21K Followers 3K Following MLB Closer Red Sox, Phils,& Nats/World Champion/6X All Star/2X Relief Pitcher of Yr/Co Owner of Diaggo/Miss State Alum/NESNAnalyst/Red Sox Hall of Fame
First We Feast @firstwefeast
328K Followers 1K Following Bridging the gap between food, drinks & pop culture. #FirstWeFeast #HotOnes
Te𝕏asLindsay™ @TexasLindsay_
246K Followers 2K Following JMFF Fellow | Free Speech Cognoscenti | Auburn University Alum
lylsvt🇺🇸🚀 @lylsvt
487 Followers 2K Following Helping snowflakes re-enter the real world, one twit... I mean one tweet at a time.
A Cold Beer @AColdBeer5
239 Followers 360 Following
Linda C @Sickavist
3K Followers 3K Following Patriot. God. Truth. Children. Doggie lover. INTEGRITY is doing the right thing when NoOne is looking.
Vinny D'Agostino @proofofwork1
4K Followers 779 Following Husband and father to 3 experiments. Former FBI Agent (NY) , lawyer, comic and cyber breach investigator. #bitcoin, not crypto
Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo
22K Followers 432 Following Director of DEI at Tepper Aviation. Amateur Shawarma Enthusiast. Can quote the fights Historical. Found him in Mombasa in a bar room drinking gin. MZRA
Reformed Adam Fuller .. @Pinsanddens
483 Followers 344 Following “I’ma do whatever I want. I’ma do whatever I like.” God, Golf, fútbol, football, food, wine, travel, and general shit housery
Azrael369✝️🐸 @DeathSquadClips
984 Followers 830 Following All I wanted to do was raise my family and make an honest living and play videogames. Now I'm pissed off and angry. We are Legion in every region 🧂🧂🧂🎖️🪖
Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes
340K Followers 20K Following We Are The Resistance | Conspiracy Theorist | Followed By @DonaldjTrumpJr 🇺🇸 @joerogan 🪬 @dbongino 🎙️ @mattgaetz 🏛️ @catturd2 🪤 @JamesOKeefeIII 🗞️
Matthew's moments of .. @mattschramm24
260 Followers 426 Following Life long righty in the PNW, builder of things, proud pops, wannabe Buddhist
Daniel Bocic Martinez @Dan4CA31
4K Followers 3K Following Candidate for Representative to US Congress - CA:31st Change Must Come. Change WILL come!
Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho
304K Followers 4K Following UK & US Based Father, Conspiracy Realist/Coincidence Analyser, Data Interpreter, Reject Woke Ideology, Pronouns- Fu*k/Off, WEF -🖕, No mRNA, STOP GeoEngineering
Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow
3.0M Followers 3K Following Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. ESPN Sellaht. LIVE M-Fri 12-3ishEST. Kicked off a SuperBowl. @CollegeGameDay’s on Saturdays in the fall..Monday Night Raw on Mondays
Pete Stuffings @jdennis115
221 Followers 892 Following Beware, gunslinger...The abyss is all around you... -Stephen King
M Martini @ManBear00349762
95 Followers 486 Following “To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift” - Steve Prefontaine
Grantavius @nicholasig13
1K Followers 667 Following Stone sculptor. Drummer. Jack of trades. Animal lover. Too intelligent for his own good. Purple Heart recipient. My pronouns are guns/rifle/pistol.
Anbarvet @anbarvet
99 Followers 382 Following Husband, Dad, Grandpa, Husker enthusiast, former visiting professor of democratic studies, Al Anbar University, Author, Ramadi Declassified
Jeff Gauthier @caesarssoldier
167 Followers 843 Following I don't have a smartphone so I am not always on here. #GoldCorp Appalachia Division
SEMM @TVYPA
563 Followers 5K Following
Squatter Squad @SquatterSquadCA
5K Followers 8 Following Squatter Squad. Squatter Removal Service. Serving Southern California.
𝒦𝒾𝓉𝒾𝟦�.. @Kiti4u
658 Followers 526 Following I'm just here for the MEME's, waiting for the World to burn. No DMs
RocketDog @RocketTheDog84
314 Followers 904 Following Just a girl, who is still banned on Twitter, using her dog's profile. Free range human living on a tax farm #PureBlood #E4Mafia4Life #GenX #ISTP #NoTrains
Evers Forge Works @EversForgeworks
3K Followers 220 Following Blacksmith and Bladesmith - Forging out of South Texas - Giving Tubal-Cain a run for his money since 2014 ✝️ Christ is King
🇺🇲 Silent Silas.. @RagingKuJo1222
18K Followers 6K Following 32. | America 1st | Fact Seeker FB: @LauraLoomer @ChanelRion @RogerJStoneJr @TRobinsonNewEra @RealAlexJones @GuntherEagleman @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y @Dom_lucre
Green Lives Matter @Ultrafrog17
84K Followers 1K Following Researcher. Video Clipper. Writer. Internet Frog.
Alvin Foo @alvinfoo
136K Followers 13K Following Venture Partner, @chainvalleycap @02launch | Co-Founders, @nasdex_xyz, @metafyed, @thirdfiorg | ex-Google | #AI | #Fintech | #Web3 | #Tesla | #SpaceX
When you spend 3 minutes crafting an awesome reply to a post and when you hit send it says “this post has been deleted or is no longer viewable by you”:
GN, y’all…this is Governor Dill signing off. Remember: Commies aren’t people. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Grand_handsomer How many cats did you shoot?
INBOX: Frat boys showing America how it’s done
Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza
I'm putting together an expedition to cleanse Mars of bugs. Who's with me?
NEWS 🚨: Spider-like features spotted on Mars in new images Scientists say each is actually a gas crack in the surface (Via @esa)
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BREAKING: Jill Stein and her Campaign Manager and Deputy Campaign Manager, Jason Call and Kelly Merrill-Cayer, have been arrested at Washington University in St. Louis while supporting a protest against WashU’s ties to the war on Gaza. Video from @KallieECox
FYI Stanley landed a forever home with a phenomenal forever mom who worked so hard with him on training and now he is the goodiest good boy. Cc @KristiNoem
That time Stanley (former foster dog) lived his absolute best life when I was out of the apartment for a few hours. (His forever mom (not pictured) is awesome - she put in work w/ him, and he is a very good boy these days.) #ThrowbackThursday #dogsoftwitter #AdoptDontShop
THEY DID IT! THEY SCORED A SINGLE RUN IN THE 20TH INNING AFTER 19 STRAIGHT OF SUCKING HARD ASS
Red Sox win, Celtics win, Bruins win and I’m doing a buck ten down Storrow cranking Aerosmith and assuming that somewhere Ben Affleck is enjoying a smoke and/or getting some tail. #boston
@MagnificoIX Tartar sauce body shots
Tonight I went to a restaurant that started transforming into what best can be described as a MILF nightclub at around 9:30.
WashU is like 10 blocks from me and I swear to all that’s holy if I get to legit yeet some fucking hippies in my lifetime I will be a believer because blessings happen…
Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza
Could Stephen A. Smith be any more annoying?
Great day for this cop. Took out a commie and then got drafted in the 5th round by the Ravens.
My wife told her aunt and uncle that I would come help them move if they needed. It’s the closest we’ve come to divorce. Fortunately, they declined.
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