Woody P, Professional Designation®️ @woodypanama
You came here to look at me. Ipso facto, I’m your boss. Bronouns: He-Man. Backyard ornithologist. Shitpoaster. Participation trophy husband. Don’t click link. shorturl.at/ltyzE Florida, USA Joined September 2009-
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In Omaha next week. Wonder what the weather will be like.
In Omaha next week. Wonder what the weather will be like.
This is where it ends. We’re done with this topic. We peaked right here.😂 I’ve got to tag @braxton_mccoy so he knows it’s over.
This is where it ends. We’re done with this topic. We peaked right here.😂 I’ve got to tag @braxton_mccoy so he knows it’s over.
The proper thing to do rn is to simply say, “all students that do not report to classes on time will receive an F in any class they’ve failed to attend. Any staff that is not performing their role as defined upon hiring, will be fired. Any teachers not in class for students…
The proper thing to do rn is to simply say, “all students that do not report to classes on time will receive an F in any class they’ve failed to attend. Any staff that is not performing their role as defined upon hiring, will be fired. Any teachers not in class for students…
American history is violent extremism. foh.
American history is violent extremism. foh.
But if they’d t-boned a family of 4 at 111 mph, you wouldn’t hear a peep.
But if they’d t-boned a family of 4 at 111 mph, you wouldn’t hear a peep.
The year is 2052. The country is as divided as ever and the only ones prospering are politicians and political grifters…
The year is 2052. The country is as divided as ever and the only ones prospering are politicians and political grifters…
Can I be so bold as to suggest a 3rd tab on X @elonmusk? Maybe another “For You” tab, but it’s semi recent stuff by actual people I follow. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
You’ve heard the phrase “the lights are on but nobody is home” yes? This is what it means.
Remember when we projected strength? Now we project weakness. We’ve become that pathetic parental figure who tries to be friends with their kids by spoiling them while doing nothing worthy of respect.
Kids today will never understand how we posed as British royalty.
Can’t find them can you, bigot? You need to do better
HOLY CRAP 👀
"Campus security, what's your emergency?" "I was occupying the quad, just minding my own business and chanting 'globalize the intifada,' when the Zionists told me to eat a salad"
"Campus security, what's your emergency?" "I was occupying the quad, just minding my own business and chanting 'globalize the intifada,' when the Zionists told me to eat a salad"
If the 2024 Biden campaign is anything like his 2020 run, and I’m gonna be honest here… Pretty excited to see what the White House basement looks like.
I’ll never not have a fallback plan.
Care to recount your experience with this vile human again, ladies?
Care to recount your experience with this vile human again, ladies?
Nice framing of that 45% Conversely…. A majority don’t believe it’s a very important issue because we’ve got bigger problems to worry about.
Nice framing of that 45% Conversely…. A majority don’t believe it’s a very important issue because we’ve got bigger problems to worry about.
Wait until they hear about 2020
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1K Followers 1K Following It's grown tiresome. Dedicated to instigating war between Ohio and Texas. Sorry, Arkansas. Goldwater liberal.
Cheesehead Expat @cheeseheadexpat
476 Followers 2K Following The world makes a lot more sense once you realize that everything is an scam.
Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
2.5M Followers 987 Following Senior Editor, @HumanEvents. Veteran Navy intel officer. Catholic. Not a fan of communists
Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeacefull
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Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi
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End Wokeness @EndWokeness
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Rand Paul @RandPaul
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Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD
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Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC
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The Redheaded liberta.. @TRHLofficial
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Edward Snowden @Snowden
5.8M Followers 1 Following I used to work for the government, but now I work for the public.
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599K Followers 842 Following Former Litigator "No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up” -Lily Tomlin https://t.co/YpProR0JfY and https://t.co/tTGP3oWcM9
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1.2M Followers 1K Following Investigative journalists exposing corruption through undercover video. Send a secure tip via [email protected], Signal: 914-653-3110
Holz10: Ho Bot Whispe.. @HolzRevivified
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tommy hellfigure @HellfigureT
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502K Followers 2K Following NO OFICIAL. Cuenta en apoyo al presidente Milei. Militante de LLA | De ultra mega extrema Derecha.
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2K Followers 2K Following Business owner & moonshine connoisseur. Husband to one & father of two. I'm the fun-haver in the family. Flawed Anglican. Private investigator irl. -Jason Attas
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105K Followers 876 Following Founder & CEO of giggle, a female social network - APP CURRENTLY UNDER RENOVATION. RELAUNCH SOON 💗 DM for media comments
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Uncle Jose @merchantofgrain
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Mike 🇺🇸 @elcidwarhorse86
2K Followers 3K Following Former Cav officer and Gulf War Vet. Conservative. Cancer survivor. Pro-Life. BBQ lover.. Back the Blue. Typo King
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Trust No One! @Ranchwater12
1K Followers 2K Following If I can't wire it, I'll eat it. #ARMY #2A. Yellow belt 3 stripe badass.(40 yrs ago). Smoking a big cigar right now. Mainer by birth. TX for evah!
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@StephenKing Let's see, they were serving a warrant because the perp was already a convicted felon possessing a firearm illegally. Do tell me what gun laws would have prevented this oh great galaxy brain?
@DonutOperator Stephen King is proof that aging lesbians just get more bitter and senile toward the end.
This piece of shit
3 law officers killed and 5 wounded in Charlotte while trying to serve a warrant. Ain’t guns wonderful.
She’s right. Since it inception education in general has declined. Get rid of the DoE.
"We can get rid of the entire Federal Department of Education. We don't need them." - Office of the Louisiana Attorney General .@LizMurrillforAGl
Oh lawd they have fucked with the NOPD
Demonstrators started to setup tents in front of Tulane University. This is what happened. @WWLTV
I was fucking around with my babysitters keys when I was like 8 or 9, ended up macing myself. Not my proudest moment, but I handled way better than this chucklefuck.
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
If I see another banana on the TL in going to make it everyone's problem.
You oughta see me concealed carry this mofo.
I totally forgot that I still have my large-caliber, military-grade banana down in my basement.
@woodypanama It’s nuts to think about how close I was to it. Makes you wonder how many others could be out there off the beaten path.
Mail call from @reallilenos! Going up in the garage next to the @Onijps so I can bump that list number. 😂 Thank you bro
So, they just found skeletal remains about 30 feet off of my local running trail.
These stupid fucks who are protesting at the universities are the children of Gen X. WTF happened? I know I didn’t bring up my children that way. Discuss…
I’m ready
Nation Not So Worried About Communist Takeover After College Leftists Defeated By Banana buff.ly/4dfbARD
@manhattanmaker @woodypanama @braxton_mccoy The burning ship is glorious
Push ups are not my strong suit, so I shall sinply start doing more until they are.
This is where it ends. We’re done with this topic. We peaked right here.😂 I’ve got to tag @braxton_mccoy so he knows it’s over.
I knew I saw that symbol somewhere
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