Brandon Hannibal Donkey @BrandonDonkey2
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Team, we made it through another day.
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
The rose garden at sunset.
My sister made pan fried gnocchi with Italian sausage in a creamy pesto sauce Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Yasssssss
Donk's Don't Watch This:
Donk's Don't Watch This:
Cut this horse's creatine dose in at least half!
Cut this horse's creatine dose in at least half!
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Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
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@BrandonDonkey2 And yet, my tip jar is still empty…
I was headed to bed an hour ago… I am still awake… and damn it… now I am also hungry…
Made it through another day.
@BrandonDonkey2 Then there’s the rest of us…
@RejectAllLaws @BrandonDonkey2 Or a musical magician ... 🤷🏻♀️
@BrandonDonkey2 Why the last minute bailout? Hopefully they/them was vaxxed and boosted!
Dinner tonight: Roasted Chicken Breast over a bed of Fried Black Bean & Roasted Corn Empanada filling w/Pepperjack, topped w/a Chipotle Cream Sauce, fresh chives & tortilla strips. With Rice & a Ginger Marinated Watermelon & Chocolate Mint Salad. #Twittersupperclub #MFerMeals
Dinner tonight: Roasted Chicken Breast over a bed of Fried Black Bean & Roasted Corn Empanada filling w/Pepperjack, topped w/a Chipotle Cream Sauce, fresh chives & tortilla strips. With Rice & a Ginger Marinated Watermelon & Chocolate Mint Salad. #Twittersupperclub #MFerMeals
Monday is core day. Tighten up.
There was a protestor in the liberated zone at @UCLA with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere.
I know I shared it before but we on day 7 of low carb dieting. This might happen at some point.
If you think Thursday are depressing, wait two days. It will be a sadder day.
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