AUdmiral Taco 🌮😉🦚🥶 @tweetsmoe
Taco,tequila,AU lovin’,garage beer drinkin’. A tiny ray of sarcastic sunshine. There might be legs,and Drunken music thirty #teamnopants #fatassery Somewhere eating tacos… Joined April 2009-
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I’m guessing I don’t have many years left before I forget all the things…
I’m guessing I don’t have many years left before I forget all the things…
Women's DM's, 5 minutes after following random dude:
Lolllllll yessss
Never underestimate just how much all those little things matter
I can not with this man 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I dunno… but I am definitely not wearing pants….
Jill: I need a chaperone Me: you do be needing a chaperone… Now taking applications send them to suckatinydick.com @HeathenQe_Maeve
I am humble enough to know I’m replaceable but cocky enough to know it’s a downgrade
Lollll exactly 🤣🤣
I’m absolutely not down with the police hate… there is a difference in making a joke and just flat out disrespect… so if you are about that life I may not be a mutual you want to have…. Especially after what just happened yesterday….
You gotta fail so you can truly appreciate your accomplishments….
You gotta fail so you can truly appreciate your accomplishments….
Good things come to those who wait… #finally 🎧 Patience by Chris Cornell on @pandoramusic pandora.app.link/Wj5ulNe1dJb
When the networking event moves to da bar…. #cheeahs
This right here
Same 🤣
The poll results as disappointing as yer practice peen… 🤭🤣
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37K Followers 2K Following 👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMGMariReynaDeLaPewPew @ncorreyna
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Women's DM's, 5 minutes after following random dude:
Bro went 4-8 now trashing players
@tweetsmoe You could be the first female lucha libre on onlyfans? 🤷🏼♂️
I was just invited to apply for a Director level position.
@tweetsmoe @SkolFoodie I just… I can’t. I feel so bad. I haven’t talked to her in a few weeks bc life’s been nuts and now I’ve gotta be all “how are you. Imma implode your life”
@tweetsmoe @SkolFoodie I don’t hate a lot of people but I hate this MFer and have not approved of this at all.
Alright, now you're just being an asshole!
So I was told coloring as an adult can help with stress and anxiety and depression and relaxation!! So can a lot of other things but this seemed cheaper and less chance of getting in trouble 👿 😂. How did I do? Go ahead and give me shit I’m expecting it.
@joelgaines @terryschappert @tweetsmoe Cue the training montage. youtu.be/VrlKfUKC7Vk?si…
Sometimes the good things show up out of nowhere too
Dolly is a Queen and once again I have to ask, what could Jolene have possibly looked like? 😭
Dolly Parton in 1974, singing "Jolene"