🦝 uooɔɔɐᴚ ˙∀ @_eat_pray_lift_
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What type of produce are we offended by today?
What does one wear to go sign divorce papers?
I love @CallMeK1123, that is all. 😍
I'm a hard 72. Don't touch my thermostat.
I'm a hard 72. Don't touch my thermostat.
Warm apple pie?
What’s all this banana business on the timeline today? Do I want to know?
I can has pie? 🥹👉👈
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Not today Satan
Memory unlocked
Bitches love Pokémon Masters.
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Mfw the dog wants me to throw the ball but drops it like 6 feet away from me instead of at my feet
Today I saw a window sticker on the car in front of me that read, “I hope something good happens to you today.” More of this in the world, please.
I bought one yesterday. Because you can’t wear flannels to interviews. 😁
I bought one yesterday. Because you can’t wear flannels to interviews. 😁 https://t.co/plqgJSaJ35
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We do 😌😏 But we're usually driving at the time
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Meatloaf, as requested by my daughter, today.
I am become size, the destroyer of leg days
I've had my wife text me from the other side of the couch to tell me she was mad at me
What kind of an employee sends you an email from the other side of the building to give you their two weeks notice instead of coming to your office & talking to you like a real man? An absolute COWARD.
Who doesn’t love a delicious roast beef sandwich? Vegans need not reply.
I think it's fair that everytime you rub one out to one of my photos I get a free coffee out of the deal
@_eat_pray_lift_ cocktail dress for the party afterward.
@_eat_pray_lift_ Comfortable clothes. If you are a woman, something sexy will certainly make an impression. 😂
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