Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
Curmudgeon. Hedonist. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Rowdiest house in the HOA. Co-host of “He Said, She Said.” Peepeepoopoocaca. #NavyVeteran #FreeArie deez/nuts klrnradio.com/show/he-said-s… Sea of Señoritas & Margaritas Joined September 2015-
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With all the violent protests around the country, you’d almost think it was an election year. Oh. Never mind…
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Hello everyone! 😬😂
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He really does
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Happy Monday @MickeyBlowtorch. Be bright. The world shines with you.
Happy Monday @MickeyBlowtorch. Be bright. The world shines with you.
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We were all too busy. Sorry.
I just had a scary dream and woke up to this. There’s no way I’m going back to sleep tonight.
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Interestingly, @MickeyBlowtorch pitched the original idea to TLC.
Interestingly, @MickeyBlowtorch pitched the original idea to TLC.
The Love & Peace finally decided to bloom.
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Gives a whole new meaning to Meringue Peaks…
Gives a whole new meaning to Meringue Peaks…
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Before you get too emotionally attached to me, you should know I’m this person.
Darth Mexican Buffet
Darth Mexican Buffet
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I don’t wanna brag or anything, but, I bought this bad ass paper airplane from a neighbor kid for .75 cents.
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My son doesn’t appreciate my humor when I tell him that I’ve got that dawg in me.
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Yo @MickeyBlowtorch has been seen. El Paso never changes.
Yo @MickeyBlowtorch has been seen. El Paso never changes.
Took the top off this bad bitch and did a lap around the city with La Reyna today. #MickeyShit
Always wondered what one smelled like.
Did you guys see the size of those tits on that cake?
Just added beating the shit out of someone with produce to my bucket list.
Might fuck around and roll the dice.
🍹 Princess Consuel.. @kimmie_c_
28K Followers 3K Following Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a joke
Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness
24K Followers 1K Following tent stake enjoyer, whisperer of chickens
Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
24K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail rider
☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔�.. @LuckyMcGee
37K Followers 2K Following 👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMG
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Hard Pass @HardPass4
29K Followers 1K Following Raising hell with the Hippies and the Cowboys | Grilling/Smoking Meat | Things That Go Bang | Sharp Objects | Tools and Woodworking | NOT NICK OFFERMAN
Claude Krause @ClaudesBBQ
21K Followers 3K Following BBQ pit master, low & slow, purveyor of fine hot sauces, old with zero fucks left to give.
Tandy @dantypo
22K Followers 5K Following “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
28K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. The capybara of hostesses. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
G @stevensongs
15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ.. @th3v0t4ry
26K Followers 512 Following 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜, & 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢. 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 & 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠/ 𝚓𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚜 & 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚢.
Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
laura @fancythis
34K Followers 2K Following 🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
24K Followers 12K Following Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
Deebs @DeebsFLA
17K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
Clay Martin ⚔️ @wayofftheres
36K Followers 1K Following 18E/F, author of Concrete Jungle,Prairie Fire, Wrath of the Wendigo. Patron Saint of Combat Readiness. Aspiring Sea Person.
The Gormogons @Gormogons
16K Followers 3K Following Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
June @junebotprolly
14K Followers 1K Following Boring. Typos. Pleasantly morose. It’s probably a joke. I ruined cheese once.
Sturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
13K Followers 1K Following Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.
Theythayth @theythayth10477
1 Followers 182 Following
Mio 🇯🇵 @MyColleagueMio
1K Followers 4K Following I’m Mio from 🇯🇵 I’d like to spread Japanese culture to the world! Lemme know anything you want and I will make youtube videos😊
patriot jake @JackStavely
532 Followers 1K Following
Casey Jacocks @CaseyJacocks
33 Followers 204 Following Dad, Husband, 6th Generation Texan, Real Estate Broker/Investor, BBQ & Football Fanatic
🇺🇲🇮🇱 🍌.. @Salmon_PChase
166 Followers 360 Following HOW LONG WILL WE HOST TERRORISTS? Hobbies: Mostly following internal voice command hallucinations
Texas Mayhem @TexasSdp4314
3K Followers 5K Following Here for the hot takes. I tend to use profanity. Gen-X. Am Yisrael Chai
Frenchie Lovers Club @FrenchieLoversC
650 Followers 2K Following 👉 Welcome to @FrenchieLoversC 🐕🦺 We share daily #frenchbulldog content 🐕 Follow us if you love French Bulldog
spacedshipped93 @spacedshipped93
27 Followers 174 Following One half of dynamic duo. Dont really have Pronouns but if I did: "she/her/pinotgrigio" :) not here fr a long time, just here fr a lonnnnnnnng time :)
ScottyHorn @ScottyH47852
41 Followers 114 Following
Ponyboy23 @Ponyboycali
9 Followers 28 Following
Old School @stout_jstout
210 Followers 977 Following
Stacie Queen @staciequeen75
833 Followers 2K Following A1🤬, A2🔫, Our children are not for sale👧👦, Don’t tread on me🐍, Southern by the grace of God 🙏🏼, God always wins🏆, God✝️ Family👨👩👧👦 Country🇺🇸
William @irvine072
2K Followers 8K Following Rangers supporter- 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🟥⬜️🟦 England is where I live Scotland is where I was born
LoneLeo @LoneL3o
8 Followers 62 Following
Ben stallion @StallionBe20941
13 Followers 182 Following
stik2sports @stik2sports
932 Followers 691 Following Mostly Buckeyes, Guardians, Browns & Golf. F the Government. Not Dem or Rep. Only God can save you.
Gorerore @gorerore37853
2 Followers 53 Following
Brad Wilkinson @BradWilkin14410
7 Followers 45 Following fighting for freedom in Oregon, abolish vote by mail. Good judgement comes from experience, alot of that comes from bad judgement!
ZYN 6 Mafia @EEntheusiast
198 Followers 487 Following I reply a lot. Follow me if you want but I have no idea why you’d want to.
🇺🇸 GJFlash @GJFlash
3K Followers 2K Following Dad. Friend. Veteran⚓️ Mountainbilly. Manager of assets. I'm just here to help. Construction, cooking, liberty, artistry, ministry, piracy. #IFBAP🇺🇸 No DM's
kansasconservman @kcchitown
844 Followers 2K Following liberterian - help those who NEED, challenge those who don't but ask anyway - thank God for the Heartland - appreciate our active and veteran military
Robert L. Armstrong @rlaattorney
2K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, Trial Lawyer, Admitted NC, NY & NJ, New York Law School, LSU Tiger, Shaolin Chuan Fa Kempo
FS78 @JN25303947
5 Followers 2K Following
Didi smith @Didismi56580643
2 Followers 323 Following Author - Uncle Matty Comes Home - Amazing Story of return of #WWII Rifle #veteran #military
Cindi Morgan @DragonCindi108
3K Followers 5K Following Christian. ✝️ ULTRA-MAGA, TRUMP LOVING, PATRIOT. 🇺🇲 🚫DM's 🚫Crypto soliciting 🚫Porn
Philip McVeigh @McVeigh54200
1K Followers 4K Following
Reduxed to Tears @tutbon
3K Followers 3K Following Not what you thought it would be living in your own private cognitive dissonance https://t.co/ehrqvGenlP
Stephen @Domaorn
86 Followers 123 Following
abnormal voter! @ctgille
2K Followers 4K Following DJT IS MY PRESIDENT. FJB AND THAT HYENA KAMALA TOO. AMERICA FIRST AND ALWAYS 🇺🇸. don't like it piss off.
Cthulhu @Cthulhu83
589 Followers 2K Following He/Him/Hrothgar/Great Old One — No DMs without asking first — Video Games/Movies/Music/Books/Podcasts/THC Gummies 😎♿️ ;,,;
Dr. Salty @Elgatoblanco63
2K Followers 3K Following | Semper Fi | Esse Quam Videri | Hater of hypocrisy | Fighting for 🇺🇲 | Awake, not woke |
Malsey @malseyye
4K Followers 5K Following love this great country, love our flag. I believe in Donald Trump. We need to take back our country.
disc0teque @disc0teque
201 Followers 1K Following Retired Internet troll. Optimist. Clawing my way up the valley of despair.
Craig! 🇬🇧🇺�.. @craigxr2024
503 Followers 4K Following My pronouns are…….🤯 STOP!!!! I’m all for education but what happened to common sense?!?! Let’s be better people!!!!
Kara Touray @TourayKara
730 Followers 5K Following ✌️❤️💯 to every human being One love❤️ one heart ❤️🇬🇲 Donation needed, here's my GoFundMe where you can just click and donat. https://t.co/JCh3XgIAQP
Donovan D. Denholm @DonovanDenholm
1K Followers 6K Following
David G.Lira 🇺🇲 @davidgl4010
3K Followers 7K Following U.S. Army 12B Engineer, Veteran - Carpenter/Contractor #Trump2024
Danℹ️el Gerritsen.. @Gerritsen_Dan
5K Followers 5K Following Politicial activist 🙋🏼♂️🇳🇱 Volunteer for Israel🙋🏼♂️🇮🇱 Rusland 🇷🇺 is NIET onze vijand ☮️ +20 million socialmedia 👀 Vincit Qui Persistit
Banana Jew at 30 Hele.. @30_Helens_Redux
73 Followers 134 Following Member since 2013; victim of 3 Permabans©️. Running out of cellphones so trying to be careful. No need to follow; I’m boring. Bob is actually my uncle.
Woofer @MtWoofer
1K Followers 2K Following Gen X. 2A defender. NW Hillbilly. Big Sky native. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🍺 No DM's please.
🍹 Princess Consuel.. @kimmie_c_
28K Followers 3K Following Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a joke
Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness
24K Followers 1K Following tent stake enjoyer, whisperer of chickens
Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
24K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail rider
☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔�.. @LuckyMcGee
37K Followers 2K Following 👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMG
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Hard Pass @HardPass4
29K Followers 1K Following Raising hell with the Hippies and the Cowboys | Grilling/Smoking Meat | Things That Go Bang | Sharp Objects | Tools and Woodworking | NOT NICK OFFERMAN
Claude Krause @ClaudesBBQ
21K Followers 3K Following BBQ pit master, low & slow, purveyor of fine hot sauces, old with zero fucks left to give.
Tandy @dantypo
22K Followers 5K Following “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
28K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. The capybara of hostesses. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
G @stevensongs
15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ.. @th3v0t4ry
26K Followers 512 Following 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜, & 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢. 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 & 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠/ 𝚓𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚜 & 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚢.
Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
laura @fancythis
34K Followers 2K Following 🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
24K Followers 12K Following Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
Deebs @DeebsFLA
17K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
Clay Martin ⚔️ @wayofftheres
36K Followers 1K Following 18E/F, author of Concrete Jungle,Prairie Fire, Wrath of the Wendigo. Patron Saint of Combat Readiness. Aspiring Sea Person.
June @junebotprolly
14K Followers 1K Following Boring. Typos. Pleasantly morose. It’s probably a joke. I ruined cheese once.
Sturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
13K Followers 1K Following Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.
brink @brinkofill
17K Followers 662 Following Just a dude doing MvCv stuff with the bois. Men should not wear Cargo Shorts. Definitely not in a 3 letter Agency. Recovering Fedboi. Drip Lord of @MvrderCvlt
SpazztasticBabySpauld.. @DeplorableMouth
2K Followers 3K Following MYpage!MYrandomThots!MYcrazyLiFE!FreeSpeechAIN’Tdead! If U don’t like what i hafta say you are free to go away from here😜i’mNOBODYspecial&itsOK!💜✌🏻💜✝️💜🇺🇸
S ͭ ͤ ͮ ͤ B @Bolillo_SCZ
1K Followers 2K Following All around smart-ass, civil rights proponent, tech-head, Patriot, husband. subvenite oppresso. Pronouns = Dude. "Enjoy every sandwich " - WZ
Impressions @impression_ists
71K Followers 0 Following I would rather die of passion than of boredom - V. van Gogh
Kaya @kayainexile
1K Followers 433 Following Probably somebody that you used to know. The OG Redneck Geisha
𝒦𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒶�.. @kendallShay81
136 Followers 135 Following 🏴☠️🌸💀🌸🏴☠️ CNC machinist⚙️ Blue collar & feral Asf 🔫💀🖕🏽 I shit-post between changing parts
CJ and the Brew @youarethejokes
637 Followers 572 Following Thots and prayers for you in these difficult times. Unserious inquiries only.
Diego❤️🐢 @DiegoLTortoise
840 Followers 2K Following Often confused with Diego, the tortoise responsible for fathering over 800, and saving his species. I pull out. Likes aren't endorsements. #ruizing RIP Carl 🐐
JoooCall @JoooCall
80 Followers 186 Following The new home of mhenrylaw1's Friday and Holiday call out to Joooos and JooooAssociates. Enable notifications.
Velcro Ripper @velcroripper
3K Followers 5K Following Professional nobody, Team lead of them, 2nd in command of they, head of the Twitter Masses, sarcasm is my broadsword #2A. #goon #goldcorp
Mike Hunt @FloridaBound023
492 Followers 895 Following Snarky reply guy with a penchant for guns, hunting and fishing
Amazing Pop Culture P.. @AmazingPopPod
27K Followers 13K Following The most powerful pop culture podcast ever created. Official 80s expert. The #1 authority on pop culture and hyperbole. Podcast available everywhere.
Dr. "Tex" Mike @oltexmike
221 Followers 185 Following Just some old guy making fun of stuff while I sit and judge. #MisfitMischief I strive to be as great as @tugboatphil , Zelda started it.
NotYourJewishMom @CaffMomREDACTED
9K Followers 8K Following Witness | SerialRetweeter | Yeshua_is_Lord | Don’t you talk to me like that… I’m not your mom. עם ישראל חי
Cherie 🌸 @justmecherie73
83 Followers 195 Following dreams are my nemesis, as is oak pollen, and people who have no concept of time
Tooth Chipper @Tooth_Chipper
3K Followers 4K Following GOOBCORP Penguin Wrangling/ Small Arms Training Specialist
Mary Blackwell @MaryF_Blackwell
4K Followers 5K Following Independent. Retired chemistry professor. Gamer crone. IFB. Trump 2024 - no matter what.
Carol Roth @caroljsroth
192K Followers 16K Following 2x NYT Bestselling Author; "You Will Own Nothing" Out Now; Recovering i-banker; Advocate for Big Hair + Small Biz; Biz Consigliere; Play Myself on TV
Chicken Strips and Sp.. @AAquietgirl2
354 Followers 377 Following Your number one source for feral and unhinged shenanigans.
Amer Keanee @Amersmamos
696 Followers 2K Following Artist, Bartender, Chef, Sky Watcher, Feather Ruffler, had the cancer…married.
Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3
2.2M Followers 6K Following science in context, art history and some puzzles to solve
Henry McClure @mcre1
20K Followers 21K Following Real Estate Broker - Developer - Deal Maker - Awake
VirgilKane Racist Whi.. @VirgilKane11
322 Followers 392 Following Curator of the Chocolate Phallus that Ejaculates Money. Extreme Insurrectionist. Gamma Male. More penetration than Alpha Male. Look it up...
Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas
135K Followers 3K Following Purveyor of Texas history and culture. Cowboy boots junkie and advocate of all things Lone Star. 100% organic, free-range Texas content. A 100% apolitical feed
Snake Plisskenish(Red.. @_CrotalusAtrox_
2K Followers 2K Following "Criminally underrated thought leader and general bon vivant." - My mom I could probably destroy you at procrastination.
Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain
4K Followers 1K Following They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Clinically retarded. Hater of coleslaw. Prolly grilling hotdogs for @TT_Sunshine_
roberto marley @flyfisherman485
495 Followers 888 Following Fly Fisherman,Heavy metal fan, conservative, Freedom Lover, Pittsburgh Penguins, Cleveland Indians and Browns.. MY PRONOUNS ARE DEEZ/NUTS!!!!
Grizzly Joe 🇺🇸�.. @GrizzlyJoeShow
38K Followers 39K Following NYPD ret, J.D. fb @JessieJaneDuff @mschlapp @mercedesschlapp @DLoesch @JimGeraghty @JennaEllisEsq @JrzyJoePiscopo @deneenborelli @JaniceDean @SaraCarterDC
Billy Vegas ♠️♦.. @UltimateBVX
75K Followers 3K Following Poker Player | 2x Hold'em Tournament Champ | Seen on ESPN & NESN | Sports Handicapper | Note: Posts from this account are promotional and deleted after 24hrs
Hard Pass @NotHardPass4
4K Followers 498 Following 5G Grill Respector | Things That Go Bang | I’m not Ron Swanson
Nicky Hopkins 🎹 @TheNickyHopkins
9K Followers 8K Following Legendary pianist (1944-94) who played with The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Who, Jeff Beck, Steve Miller, Spinal Tap, QMS, Jerry Garcia etc, etc
Vilified Ostracized @brakinggnus
4K Followers 5K Following Just one of a herd of wild bovine trying to survive on the plains of the Serengeti.
Joe Exotic @joe_exotic
69K Followers 5K Following Official X For 🇺🇸 US Presidential Candidate Joe Exotic 👑 Star of Tiger King ❤️Seth❤️ Business inquiries [email protected] - No post is financial advice!
Strawman! @Bert_Huggins
178 Followers 329 Following Some things need to be said, but I don't know what they are. This is all I got.
Pondbear @Pondbear522
1K Followers 810 Following every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem
Chumly Pieplate @Chumly_P
78 Followers 105 Following Saved by Grace. The dog's name is also Grace and she was saved by me. #irony Also... I'm back. heh
OldRed@Drbarry31 @Drbarry31
578 Followers 1K Following I wouldn't belong to a club that would have me as a member.
out of context raccoo.. @contextraccoons
142K Followers 34 Following follow us for daily raccoons Content 🦝 | art by @sillynubcat | free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free State of Galvest.. @Michael33428419
1K Followers 1K Following 1836 Texan Island Gandalf #TeamIronWill
Grimm Creator Stephen.. @creator_grimm
8K Followers 7K Following Writer-Director. Grimm, Ocean’s Eleven, Blue Streak. Rep UTA. #1 Bestseller “A BLOCKBUSTER” Entertainment Weekly: https://t.co/YKlNAVDb4n
@MickeyBlowtorch It's almost like it's planned or something
@MickeyBlowtorch Someone needs to fix that draft. Or hire a priest.
Eat an Oatmeal Raising Cookie today, and celebrate two national days in one!
Good Tuesday morning. Time to put a bow on this month. It’s National Raisin Day, Oatmeal Cookie Day, Bubble Tea Day, Military Brats Day and Honesty Day. Don’t forget the tacos. You are loved and we are Blessed. 🇺🇸
@hoggomcswineass @MickeyBlowtorch Right. Are we skipping the extra butter on our popcorn this time?
@MrsRotnjetski @MickeyBlowtorch Rinse. Repeat.
@MickeyBlowtorch I believe we've seen this movie
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With all the violent protests around the country, you’d almost think it was an election year. Oh. Never mind…
Larry is gone, but I will find another senior dog to adopt. Not to replace him. That cannot be done. But to honor him, and increase the pack that is waiting for me when I am called home. God is good.
SALUT! Les mardis sont légèrement moins pires que les lundis. Sauf sur Twitter… Ici, ils sont tout aussi mauvais.
.... Mick... would you please stop locking me in the fking laundry room... PLEASE!
I just had a scary dream and woke up to this. There’s no way I’m going back to sleep tonight.
Good night 🌙 I ate dinner too much 🤣😋🙏 Still full😂 I had a good day off 😌 Have a good night my friend 😊😁🤭☺️🤗😉👍💫
I’ll give you 5:
@AlwaysLegitWhit Lol, give me one single metric by which the USA is the 'greatest country in the world'.
One of the best X nights in a while, appreciate hanging with all my goofy pals
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