Snake Plisskenish(RedheadAppreciator)🇮🇱 @_CrotalusAtrox_
"Criminally underrated thought leader and general bon vivant." - My mom I could probably destroy you at procrastination. Austin, TX Joined July 2009-
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Retired Army colonel here. Three combat tours. 60% disabled per the VA. Spent most of my tactical career in the 82nd Airborne. Please read what I am about to say with the sneering condescension with which I intend it: Mr. Kristol, you are a grifter. Worse, you are a lying…
Retired Army colonel here. Three combat tours. 60% disabled per the VA. Spent most of my tactical career in the 82nd Airborne. Please read what I am about to say with the sneering condescension with which I intend it: Mr. Kristol, you are a grifter. Worse, you are a lying…
Think how bizarre it is that Hegseth needs to say any of this. He has to talk down to his Generals because they really went along with all this nonsense rather than focusing on being an effective fighting force.
Think how bizarre it is that Hegseth needs to say any of this. He has to talk down to his Generals because they really went along with all this nonsense rather than focusing on being an effective fighting force.
Calling generals and admirals fat to their faces so all the enlisted can see video of it is actually not doable via email
Calling generals and admirals fat to their faces so all the enlisted can see video of it is actually not doable via email
It should be the biggest media scandal in a generation. The entire White House Press was coordinating their questions with the Biden White House. Not just one person.
It should be the biggest media scandal in a generation. The entire White House Press was coordinating their questions with the Biden White House. Not just one person.
I don’t know what’s going on but HR just sent a company-wide email that said they’re canceling Pizza Fridays and instituting Hegseth Hotdogs and when I asked what a Hegseth Hotdog was they said it’s a carrot and a note that says “fuck you fatty”
Um, Tennessee, why have you been hiding this from us? 😲🙌
I am calling on Cancer Research UK to withdraw this racist scholarship, and reopen the scheme for all applicants - whatever the colour of their skin. Giving the opportunity to the man or woman who is best placed to do the job. Sound reasonable, @CR_UK?
I am calling on Cancer Research UK to withdraw this racist scholarship, and reopen the scheme for all applicants - whatever the colour of their skin. Giving the opportunity to the man or woman who is best placed to do the job. Sound reasonable, @CR_UK?
What universally beloved artist with decades of success would have been an amazing choice for Super Bowl halftime performer
"Violence interruption in DC is a grift. There's absolutely zero proof that it works or has any level of efficacy whatsoever." --@G_Pem Related: the DC Council is currently harboring a member who is under indictment for accepting bribes from a violence interruption contractor.
Reminder that in 2014 Jeff Flake and his son Austin Flake left 21 dogs in a Phoenix, AZ kennel while Jeff vacationed in Florida. The dogs died from overheating and suffocation. Austin was charged with 21 felony and 7 misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty. Jeff used his…
Reminder that in 2014 Jeff Flake and his son Austin Flake left 21 dogs in a Phoenix, AZ kennel while Jeff vacationed in Florida. The dogs died from overheating and suffocation. Austin was charged with 21 felony and 7 misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty. Jeff used his…
BREAKING: The IDF found documents in Hamas compounds in Gaza that trace a direct line from Hamas’ leadership to flotilla’s funding and even ship ownership. Greta is funded by Hamas.
I'm a big fan of the preemptive strike--
I fought the same wars he fought Terry. You presented a year’s long 1/2hr ABC nightline piece about my service, injury and recovery. @SecWar Pete Hegseth said exactly what I, and millions of war fighters past and present, in this country believe and want to hear. Stick to read…
I fought the same wars he fought Terry. You presented a year’s long 1/2hr ABC nightline piece about my service, injury and recovery. @SecWar Pete Hegseth said exactly what I, and millions of war fighters past and present, in this country believe and want to hear. Stick to read…
It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.
My take on this, for whatever it’s worth, is that people are reading into it a depth that it doesn’t have. The simpler read is that American liberalism has been intellectually enfeebled by having it too easy for too long. All liberals had to do was mouth a few incantatory words,…
And so it begins… Texas takes the sensible step of ending the ABA’s stranglehold on law school accreditation. Rather than outsourcing this important gatekeeping role to a liberal activist group with a history of attempts to circumvent federal free speech and equal protection…
And so it begins… Texas takes the sensible step of ending the ABA’s stranglehold on law school accreditation. Rather than outsourcing this important gatekeeping role to a liberal activist group with a history of attempts to circumvent federal free speech and equal protection…
BREAKING - In a massively disturbing revelation, it has been revealed that Democrat states such as New York and California are issuing CDLs to illegals as “no name given,” with Republican states like Oklahoma stating they have already apprehended over 125 illegals with such IDs.

GayPatriot @GayPatriot
88K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure.
G @stevensongs
30K Followers 7K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
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Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
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58K Followers 712 Following Speech isn't violence, violence is violence. Speech is the foundation of a free society.
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B$ @bmoneyhd
341 Followers 523 Following Psalm 144:1-Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle. 11B. God. Guns. Beer. Boobs.
Baburama_manne80 @BManne80
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Glendale Arizona FOP ... @GlendaleFOP12
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Sloan Steady ²¹¹² @iSloanSteady
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the lawyer with the d... @peejesq
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Reeve @Real_elon2323
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Proverbs 19:17 📖:�... @abdou_salam0
574 Followers 4K Following ³⁵ And Jesus taught said: I am the bread of life; Whoever comes to me will not be hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. John 6:35.
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Dr. Heywood Floyd @pissfinger
1K Followers 1K Following Ketchup can go fuck itself. If I can add to your life, let me. Sobriety, recovery, snark. What can I pack into the stream of life today?
Mary Johnson @maryam_sha16805
759 Followers 3K Following #TEACH THE BLACK AND WHITE #BITCOIN BINARY TRADER📈 #WEEKLY WITHDRAWAL💳 #GOOD MINING SIGNALS📲📩 #DM ME HOW TO GET STARTED #LEARN HOW TO WORK FROM HOME 🏡
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German Shepherd Dog @old_english_dog
249 Followers 2K Following Born to protect and play! As a German Shepherd, I'm a loyal and intelligent companion, always ready for a new adventure with my favorite human.
VWAP_Strategy🇺🇸 @Wegic417
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grinningbear @grinningbear69
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bellaa @bellaxwjl
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Kebba. Christian. �... @Kebba1030194
236 Followers 7K Following I have told you these things so that in me, you may have peace. You have suffering in this world. Be courageous!I have overcome the world. John 16:33
GayPatriot @GayPatriot
88K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure.
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
21K Followers 2K Following Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
The Gormogons @Gormogons
20K Followers 3K Following Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
G @stevensongs
30K Followers 7K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
29K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Daddy Warpig @DaddyWarpig
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Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
31K Followers 14K Following God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
Jon Gabriel @exjon
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The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell
56K Followers 1K Following Your mom likes my tweets. Preferred pronouns (Bat/Man) No DM’s.
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BrownSkin @BrunusCutis
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Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
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Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
32K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats; Professional finder of miscellany. Mostly here for your food pics and memes. GSP fan account
Chad Felix Greene �... @chadfelixg
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the lawyer with the d... @peejesq
426 Followers 1K Following FORSAN ET HAEC OLIM MEMINISSE IUVABIT; veep of yokedness/policy
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grinningbear @grinningbear69
461 Followers 1K Following Presbyterian rootless cosmopolitan squash player, Harvard '68. pronouns: tired of/so much winning. when I follow you, I will NEVER dm you. don't dm me.
Mario @Mario61561761
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George @NJSpeechGuy
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