Snake Plisskenish(RedheadAppreciator)🇮🇱 @_CrotalusAtrox_
"Criminally underrated thought leader and general bon vivant." - My mom I could probably destroy you at procrastination. Austin, TX Joined July 2009-
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At least @Gladwell recanted. @jonronson will probably insist he believes that men can be women for the rest of his life. He doesn't. He's lying.
Important to remember that @RoyCooperNC was governor during this animal's entire criminal career Roy Cooper was soft on crime when he was attorney general and when he was governor Roy Cooper is now running for Senate in North Carolina
Important to remember that @RoyCooperNC was governor during this animal's entire criminal career Roy Cooper was soft on crime when he was attorney general and when he was governor Roy Cooper is now running for Senate in North Carolina
Violent masked "Antifa" thugs were causing trouble in Bristol. So what do the Police do ? They look for the first small woman on the other side holding a Union flag that they can find, threaten her with arrest and tell her that she is "provoking violence" 🤦♂️ (Video credit to…
Fucking commies will never learn.
Fucking commies will never learn. https://t.co/ITDzUCJjo7
John “You stole my car, and you killed my dog!” Wick says killing people he accuses of a crime is fine because “Everything's got a price.” Did he ever read To Kill a Mockingbird? Did he ever wonder what might happen if the accused were immediately executed without trial…
After billions of dollars wasted, right now at 1:00 pm on September 7th, 2025: ALL the wind turbines in New England are contributing 1.52% of the power to our grid. Or in other words - only 185 MW of the current system demand of 12,203 MW. Once again, it is natural gas at…
"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires."
Your principles left 100,000 people dead in the last year. So we’re going to have a new principles now.
Your principles left 100,000 people dead in the last year. So we’re going to have a new principles now.
When is the feminist march against soft-on-crime policies?
Two teens attempted to rob me in the parking lot this morning. I saw it coming from a mile away and was able draw my concealed before they had any chance. I was just before racking off a couple rounds when a post I read yesterday hit me. I asked them “Have you ever read To Kill A…
This is insane. Canada imported 36.5% of it's population in the last 10 years. And that's just what they tracked. They didn't provide the numbers for those who entered illegally because they have no idea. To put this in perspective, 5% would be huge. 10% would be a crisis. 36%…
This is insane. Canada imported 36.5% of it's population in the last 10 years. And that's just what they tracked. They didn't provide the numbers for those who entered illegally because they have no idea. To put this in perspective, 5% would be huge. 10% would be a crisis. 36%…
You don’t hate the media enough.
Despite the release of an explosive video that has received massive public outcry, as of 4:45 pm eastern today, NONE of our major news outlets except @FoxNews have covered the murder of Iryna Zarutska. Not one.
🚨NEW: Jon Ossoff claimed he “championed” a Republican bill that benefits veterans. One problem: He had absolutely nothing to do with it. Jon Ossoff LIED and used Georgia veterans as political props.
“Judge Susana Ortiz ordered him released on electronic monitoring”

GayPatriot @GayPatriot
87K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure.
G @stevensongs
30K Followers 7K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
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Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
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The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell
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Smatt - ס מ א ט �... @mdrache
10K Followers 4K Following Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumble
BrownSkin @BrunusCutis
9K Followers 2K Following I only like me..., you should too - just do it! Pronouns: Homie / Bro / Pal
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Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
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J.R. Holmsted @JHolmsted
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B$ @bmoneyhd
347 Followers 518 Following Psalm 144:1-Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle. 11B. God. Guns. Beer. Boobs.
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Glendale Arizona FOP ... @GlendaleFOP12
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Vena Liss @sekiperso32
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the lawyer with the d... @peejesq
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Proverbs 19:17 📖:�... @abdou_salam0
537 Followers 4K Following ³⁵ And Jesus taught said: I am the bread of life; Whoever comes to me will not be hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. John 6:35.
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grinningbear @grinningbear69
478 Followers 1K Following Presbyterian rootless cosmopolitan squash player, Harvard '68. pronouns: tired of/so much winning. when I follow you, I will NEVER dm you. don't dm me.
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372 Followers 6K Following Guiding @ElonMusk's vision for a better future through Spacex, Tesla, Neuralink, and more. & Tech enthusiast, dream chaser, and innovation advocate.
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Mario @Mario61561761
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Mae Mills @MillsMae87720
26 Followers 2K Following
LandSnark @hashwagg
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Elizabeth Olsen @ElizabethOlsent
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Tab Vanko @SeriousVanko
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GayPatriot @GayPatriot
87K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure.
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
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The Gormogons @Gormogons
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G @stevensongs
30K Followers 7K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
29K Followers 4K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Daddy Warpig @DaddyWarpig
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Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
31K Followers 14K Following God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
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The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell
55K Followers 1K Following Your mom likes my tweets. Preferred pronouns (Bat/Man) No DM’s.
Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness
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Smatt - ס מ א ט �... @mdrache
10K Followers 4K Following Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumble
Eric Spencer @JustEric
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BrownSkin @BrunusCutis
9K Followers 2K Following I only like me..., you should too - just do it! Pronouns: Homie / Bro / Pal
Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
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ʞɹıɯ𝕊 @FoundersGirl
24K Followers 7K Following Lover of Liberty | Server of Sass | Mom of Boys | Tell Them i Was Kidding | Phil is My Favorite
Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
32K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats; Professional finder of miscellany. Mostly here for your food pics and memes. GSP fan account
Chud York Resident @ChudYork
2K Followers 2K Following Cosmopolitan Chud, Bench Press Enjoyer, Schizophrenic, Violence Lover, Flirtatious Homosexual, Tiny Kitty Appreciator, & Mayor of Chud York City
B$ @bmoneyhd
347 Followers 518 Following Psalm 144:1-Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle. 11B. God. Guns. Beer. Boobs.
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Glendale Arizona FOP ... @GlendaleFOP12
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the lawyer with the d... @peejesq
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Dr. Heywood Floyd @pissfinger
1K Followers 1K Following Ketchup can go fuck itself. Charter Member of the Greater San Antonio Chicken Fried Steak Appreciation Society. "...a mfing delight." --@IzaBooBoo.
grinningbear @grinningbear69
478 Followers 1K Following Presbyterian rootless cosmopolitan squash player, Harvard '68. pronouns: tired of/so much winning. when I follow you, I will NEVER dm you. don't dm me.
Mario @Mario61561761
1K Followers 4K Following 2A. 2 genders. I’ll say what others are thinking. F@ck the deep state I’m 100% #MAGA if you have woke mind virus or TDS, seek help. opinions my own.
LandSnark @hashwagg
6K Followers 6K Following "Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty" -Thomas Jefferson... 🚫DMs, not interested in your bull, I have my own.
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1K Followers 520 Following my 100th account. stay until I get banned again.
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Everybody Counts or N... @JamieDraper20
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Dan Schneider @Schneider_DC
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Nicki @Dim_plz
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