Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D
Gamboling toward greatness Wessex by way of the USA Joined November 2016-
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When she's nervous about a couple of extra pounds:
Unfortunately, no one got a pic of my “These Hegel Assignments Are Too Long” protest
Unfortunately, no one got a pic of my “These Hegel Assignments Are Too Long” protest
Hey girl, you got that Patriot Front, lemme see if you got that Patriot Back
Hahahahahahaha some 17-year-old becoming utterly enraged and unhinged by his conversations with ChatSocrates
Hahahahahahaha some 17-year-old becoming utterly enraged and unhinged by his conversations with ChatSocrates
2012: Politician puts dog in carrier on car roof 2024: Politician shoots dog 2036: ?
If you see this, post a trio...
Guy who thinks dropping nukes on Japan was bad because he thinks an invasion would’ve resulted in more Japanese civilian deaths
Like a good neighbor, State Farm leaves you the hell alone
Dennis is pro-Palestinian bc sleeping with a student in a tent surrounded by other students is “peak” Mac is pro-Israel bc Israel is in the Bible Frank pretends to side w/Dennis but is just in it to “stomp someone” Charlie goes to Colombia Dee debuts her character Pally Stein
Great, they got the guy who’s been naming the Mission Impossible movies
The account that posts philosophy quotes seems to be having an existential crisis, which is a bit on the nose
“Hey, so we’ve seen the poster you made for the movie, we think it’s very strong but there are a few concerns, or really, just one. What’s your schedule to discuss?”
“Hey, so we’ve seen the poster you made for the movie, we think it’s very strong but there are a few concerns, or really, just one. What’s your schedule to discuss?”
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577K Followers 0 Following Photos from the history of physics | © with mentioned Archives. Shared for educational purposes. Einstein portrait © Ullsteinbild. Subscribe for curated papers.@aelfred_D Depends if you feed it Xenophon's or Plato's Symposium
@aelfred_D Corrupting the Youth again, huh
Guy Clark. The greatest country songwriter no one's heard of. I could listen to this album on repeat for hours.
When she's nervous about a couple of extra pounds:
@aelfred_D Yeah, I was reading this earlier, and it seems like a really bad idea.
Regular Hegel exercises strengthen your core.
Unfortunately, no one got a pic of my “These Hegel Assignments Are Too Long” protest
@aelfred_D Socrates would be incredibly annoying IRL. There is a reason his colleagues made him drink the hemlock.
@aelfred_D Can’t wait to speak with the Socrates of The Clouds.
@aelfred_D “What do you mean I have to translate 400 lines of Racine in two days?”
8 more followers until I reach 50K. At 50K followers, I will receive the following Twitter benefits: - Edit other people's tweets - See 3 seconds into the future - Hold my breath for 5 minutes - Ability to divide by zero - Recharge my cell phone directly from Twitter
@bruddahmateo @aelfred_D This is a Good Tweet.
@aelfred_D @redsteeze @guypbenson OH SHIT THEIR SIGNS ARE LIKE THEIR MEMES
@aelfred_D You can always tell an American rear end from a foreign model. We are talking cars, right?
@aelfred_D I promise to do better, but you know I won't.
@aelfred_D @jarvis_best This works well with the IRS too
@aelfred_D @redsteeze @guypbenson Somebody needs to read the Old Testament so they can put the brakes on their stupid. Historic illiteracy is rampant.