RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi
Love, peace and laughter. facebook.com/RealRuthBuzzi Sunset Ranch, Texas Joined October 2010-
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I’m in the middle of a big spring storm in north Texas and it’s raining cats and dogs. I just stepped in a poodle.
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Native American wisdom: A man cannot own a river. Man cannot own a valley. Man cannot own a forest. Man can only own a casino.
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
I’d like to write a Yelp review of the moon’s first restaurant: “Good food, lots of parking, but very little atmosphere.”
The older I get the more I understand why roosters wake up every day and simply scream their lungs out.
Growing up, I never dreamed I’d think of John Wayne every year about this time. But I have —- since the early 70’s. So… Happy Easter from “the Duke” and me!
Just be forever thankful! Look how close this huge meteor landed to the Visitor Center!
I dreamed I saw The Rockettes all dressed up as Easter bunnies, dancing backwards. It was sort of a receding hare line.
I dreamed I was a chocolate Easter Bunny. I woke up feeling totally hollow inside.
I was going to work out real hard today — but, unfortunately, we lost that hour.
Today we have to move all our clocks forward. Join me in a word of prayer for Flava Flav.
Amazon just got FAA approved for drone deliveries in Texas. So now we have skeet shooting with miscellaneous prizes.
When we moved to a Texas ranch I immediately adopted a dachshund. I figured I should “get a long little doggie.”
Today you’re older than you’ve ever been… But younger than you’ll ever be again! So make it a GREAT DAY!
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@Ruth_A_Buzzi Now that is funny!
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Oldie but goodie! 😂 x.com/ruth_a_buzzi/s…
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Why? Because they don't find you funny? Hahaha 😆. Honestly, I love your humor and your singing voice. I wished you'd have shown it in a more serious way. Keep making people laugh!
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Sure we are, Ruth! We’ve never stopped. You’ve made sure of that! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Bob Monkhouse called, he wants his joke back: “They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.” ― Bob Monkhouse, Crying With Laughter : My Life Story
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
What a thrill for a make-believe hero like me to meet 2 real-life heroes like @YVindman & @AVindman. It is an honor for me to have endorsed him & sent my donation to his campaign. Please help Eugene keep #VA07 blue by donating any amount large or small... every little bit helps!
The force was with us! Thank you to @MarkHamill and @AVindman for joining me last night at our virtual fundraiser! We had a great turnout, it’s clear that folks are fired up to keep #VA07 blue. If you're with us, chip in to keep our momentum going: secure.actblue.com/donate/ev-soci…
Having his own fun.. 😊
And we admire / love you talented Bryce
"I'm taking care of you Taking good care of you For once I was very little too Now I take care of you." 🎶 Happy Birthday, Mister Rogers.
@Ruth_A_Buzzi You probably saved the internet from a homicidal alien robot
@Ruth_A_Buzzi I waited for you to say those words for a long time, I finally gave up hope and married another.
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