Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne
Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to FIVE redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith middlebornearms.com Aurë Entuluva Joined February 2018-
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Thank you so much for the outpouring of prayers and well wishes. He has come out of the procedure and doing well at the moment. Thank you all again. I have shown him how much love is being sent his way, and he said to thank yall!
Thank you so much for the outpouring of prayers and well wishes. He has come out of the procedure and doing well at the moment. Thank you all again. I have shown him how much love is being sent his way, and he said to thank yall!
Great, they got the guy who’s been naming the Mission Impossible movies
Hell yeah!
My would I read it when I have the greatest Human to ever live(and who was also God), and Paul? Not to mention the banger stories in the Old Testament and the Apocalypse of St John. The Bible absolutely slaps
My would I read it when I have the greatest Human to ever live(and who was also God), and Paul? Not to mention the banger stories in the Old Testament and the Apocalypse of St John. The Bible absolutely slaps
Hahahaha that was wild how the founder of the Kill the Jews rally wanted to kill the Jews. I didn’t see that coming at all.
My stupid tarantula just eats them.
Very nice. Anyway
Very nice. Anyway https://t.co/k1UKcYwv4P
Challe what now
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a soul on earth: @damintoell absolutely destroying a jar of hellmann’s
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You guys remember when a large cheese pizza from dominos was $8.99? I remember.
This exchange was fantastic! Really Pearl’s theories have now removed women’s abilities to consent at all, if we have the mental maturity of 13 year olds. She’s now made all men creepy for pursuing women. Not sure what her end game is here.
@TheMiddleborne @damintoell ONLY because you wouldn't waste @DukesMayonnaise like that...
@TheMiddleborne SKREE SKREE wubba wubba SKREE SKREE
@TheMiddleborne @damintoell I now have a new item on my wish list! Not the mayo 😂
@pudgenet @TheMiddleborne And yet it claims five times that it's a clear book. It also says it's a revelation for all mankind. Yet doesn't understand the Trinity, thinks we believe in three gods. (Chapter 4 v171
@TheMiddleborne @damintoell That’s afooking bucket 😂😂
@TheMiddleborne I’ve read it in English translation. Not impressed. 🤷🏻♀️
@TheMiddleborne @damintoell This is the only legal way to use Hellmann's in the south.
Today I learned that Americans call a literal bucket of mayonnaise a 'jar'.
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a soul on earth: @damintoell absolutely destroying a jar of hellmann’s
@pudgenet @TheMiddleborne That's a problem because it's supposed to be the speech of Allah. Also making partners with Allah is forbidden however, Allah is eternal and should be the only eternal thing but, they say the Qur'an is eternal too. So the book is a partner..?
Dude there’s no “my bad” after you call for the murder of an entire people and race. You said what you said for once in your life be a man and own your shit. God your generation sucks.
"I was the lion."
If you're an adult reading The Narnia series with dry eyes, you're not reading the series correctly.