Gingerbread Florida Man @Junebagio
No shirt. No shoes. No dice. Joined September 2010-
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The real image @ING2Firebrand doesn't want you to see! He's gone too far this time!
@FreeManDespair The country that needed American help to take the Falklands at the height of their Cold War power is going to take a shot at Israel? LMAO.
@next_mom_up Is it dusty in here?
@BrandonDonkey2 I'm sure it's totally not the one that was providing intel to Iran. That would just be weird.
They're On Golden Pond now, @ItsToad_! Gassing up the Fiesta!
I got attacked by a rabid beaver and all I got was your mom won’t stop calling me
Neil LaBute’s The Breakfast Club.
Todd Solondz’s A Christmas Story
This is a foolish constitutional amendment proposal. We already have a maxed out rainy day fund and have run the largest surpluses in state history. Any additional revenue should be used for lower taxes, including assisting local governments with grants so that homestead properties can be exempt from local property tax. Surplus revenue could also be used to remove tolls once the property tax issue is settled. I recommend a NO vote.
If multiculturalism means anything, it has to mean respecting Floridian mating customs.
Florida lovebirds busted for firing off guns while drinking: cops trib.al/8TwEMDE
Enjoy!
Florida’s per-capita tax burden is one of the lowest in the nation. Since I became governor, we have enacted billions of dollars in tax cuts. This year’s hunting, fishing and camping sales tax holiday—ongoing through December 31—will provide Floridians with even more tax relief.
@LadyDemosthenes She needs to answer for this!
Ohhh, now I see why so many people hate white men
JUST IN: Bernie Sanders & Steve Bannon will join forces at a “Pro-Human” AI event pushing to keep AI under human control.
Create an image of a car dealership inspired by my account. Who told Grok I'm gay and live in Miami?!?
Greta Gerwig's Chronicles of Narnia
Absolutely incredible A+ content right there
Ingenuous Firebrand �... @ING2Firebrand
15K Followers 1K Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | Women Respecter®️
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
23K Followers 3K Following Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Joanne Mason @JoanneMason11
34K Followers 784 Following Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
33K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Tiger Durden @RummaTumTums
6K Followers 410 Following Tu stultus es. Best in small doses. North Sentinelese.
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes
15K Followers 2K Following A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
Toad @ItsToad_
5K Followers 979 Following These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.
Elijah the Middleborn... @TheMiddleborne
17K Followers 1K Following Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to 5.8 redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
Max von Side-Eye @SvenTystnad
11K Followers 8K Following I like to watch movies, eat cheese, and brag about it. Writing stories now and publishing on https://t.co/KQItLk3TAG 💁♂️ #FilmTwitter #Humorist
I'm Jeff 🍺 @fyvie2
6K Followers 1K Following I just Tweet here. Toxically masculine, apparently. I don't like your favorite politician. Jeff of all trades. I live with a rabbit, you can't hurt me.
Smells Like Teen Stat... @BlueEightySix
4K Followers 4K Following Haha, made you look. Call me Blue. ⳩
Deb von Otter ☠️ ... @livefreeordeb
2K Followers 1K Following Otter Queen & Ambassador ™️, Defender of the Seas and Rivers. NOT LOVING OTTERS (aka Angels of Death) IS LITERALLY FASCISM.
Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis
43K Followers 15K Following Nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Writer @Townhallcom | I don’t want the good opinion of stupid people | Si vis pacem, para bellum | Dulcius Ex Asperis | Opinions my own
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟�... @WaltzingMtilda
30K Followers 5K Following Beloved. Jesus is my Saviour; Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. Cussing less. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Samantha @Samanthasmh
2 Followers 31 Following Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice. Which I also made. 2.0
Def Child At Play @TripperDay
313 Followers 1K Following Nothing on Twitter matters and it's making you stupid.
Bottomless Pit Superv... @JesterInABarrel
1K Followers 4K Following By day, antitrust; by night, corrupting the youth of Athens one rubber-chicken-ecce-homo’d-at-a-featherless-biped at a time.
Ed Ruffin @Ruffin_Shot
2K Followers 2K Following Former hotelier, snark, midlife cat guy. If it appears I'm making a serious argument I'm probably just mocking you.
Based Buc-ee @Based_Bucee
53 Followers 96 Following Parody/Satire. It's hard to keep a good beaver down. Not an official Buc-ee's Travel Centers account. But definitely funnier.
Ambassador Henry B. M... @HenryMac1776
172 Followers 163 Following "The cruellest lies are often told in silence."
Surgingfireball🐲 @Surgingfireball
2K Followers 5K Following I want everyone to learn how to feel good, forever. #SPX6900
Mr. Crow @Crowesq
993 Followers 2K Following Gorilla/Wizard/Southern Lawyer. Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern Lawyer. Try Jesus instead. Park soul at own risk. No bailment created.
Alex_Diane @Alex_Diane929
84 Followers 2K Following My main goal has been to find a loyal, caring, affectionate soulmate
Aubreyrenae @Aubreyrenae006
23 Followers 185 Following ✨ Independent woman | Enjoying life | Good vibes & genuine conversations | Kind heart, strong mind 💕
Bruce Kosko @BruceKosko4sy
1K Followers 3K Following U.S. army veteran ,police officer, landowner. Hunter , Indian artifact collector, raise beagles.
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279 Followers 804 Following
Former Soviet Ministe... @JohnHolder64994
1K Followers 2K Following 122 years old. Retired Soviet Spy, former head of Ministry of Truth (General). Falling out with snot nose Nephew of Putin force flee and exile to Texas family
SᗯEᒪᒪ @EvilSubhuman
2K Followers 659 Following I am a very swell nice guy. Asking most of the questions the people in charge won't answer is a civic duty. Chances are, I probably want to put you in a camp.
Anna Ramirez @Ann_RL0
1K Followers 4K Following #Spirituality #Mindfulness #Meditation #Yoga #Health #Wellness ☺️🙏🏻🔥
Ricardo @tall_n_rich
951 Followers 2K Following Lucky husband, dad to 2, software guy, amateur investor. Like bikes and playing guitar. Freakishly tall. Keynes was a fraud.
🇺🇸BIZ🇺🇸 @KidBizerk
631 Followers 2K Following Dude, you're all a bunch of spoon fed sheep! f*ck/right/off
Kathy Goldman @kayathyg
1K Followers 1K Following I use this Platform to exercise my first amendment right of freedom of speech. MAGA, hate leftists. Jesus is Lord and Savior
Kang Of Seattle @KangofSeattle2
35 Followers 295 Following Alt of KangOfSeattle. original account hacked. Trying to rebuild. NO DMs
Tyler Perry @Rocketfead
3 Followers 109 Following
Ralph @embrey_ralph
672 Followers 5K Following buckeye, scout, climber, hiker, diver, swimmer, rower. OBX. retweet ≠ endorsement
Twirliegirl @dancewhydontya
3K Followers 2K Following What makes me special? My husband, our kids and family, being an American, and Chiefs football!
Chrisowen @chrisowen_05
35 Followers 223 Following All for God’s Kingdom / Family /🏝️JAX @SpaceX & @Tesla Stock Analysis | Investor Affiliate marketing
Monica Assistant Mana... @MonicaAssiggzh
4 Followers 270 Following X account for all space x and Tesla supporters 🚀🚀
Charles M Kline Jr @illiad54861
410 Followers 123 Following When I was a boy I realized I couldn't trust grown ups. Nothing about that has changed. If you like what I say please follow me. I'm lonely. 🥺
Irene Weiss @K_yvette_
929 Followers 3K Following
Drizzle @drizzlehmarsh
90 Followers 239 Following
Laurabrun1011 @laurabrun1011
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DB81014 @DB81014
125 Followers 347 Following
From the Land of Sky ... @HammsLager
2K Followers 1K Following A friend in deed. (In no way affiliated with Hamm's other than drinking it). My hot takes aren't even luke warm.
KnoWing19 @KnoWing1940676
81 Followers 584 Following
ElisaNYJM @CaffMomREDACTED
17K Followers 13K Following I am most certainly not NOT YOUR JEWISH MOTHER, Elisa | Witness | SerialRetweeter | ProfaneButForgivenAndGrateful| Yeshua_is_Lord | 📟
The Internet Remains ... @WebUndefeated
56K Followers 52K Following Built for enjoyment.🥳The Internet Never Sleeps! 👀 Pranks, Cars, Art, Animals, Action & whatever feels right. 📬for any inquiries.
The Devil You Know... @paravella_09
823 Followers 4K Following Noticer & agent. (The art of the troll). Memes reflecting non-real life, reflecting memes. Gayest of times, fakest of times.
Charlotte Buckhalter @effieKeisha
310 Followers 5K Following true vanilla girly🍦a heart of gold 💛 love yourself before you allow someone else to love you 💘
Easton Turner @scott_rickarda
16 Followers 152 Following Current holdings: $NXT, $FSLR, $ENPH | Clean energy adoption moving forward.
Ingenuous Firebrand �... @ING2Firebrand
15K Followers 1K Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | Women Respecter®️
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
23K Followers 3K Following Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Joanne Mason @JoanneMason11
34K Followers 784 Following Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
33K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Tiger Durden @RummaTumTums
6K Followers 410 Following Tu stultus es. Best in small doses. North Sentinelese.
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes
15K Followers 2K Following A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
Toad @ItsToad_
5K Followers 979 Following These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.
Elijah the Middleborn... @TheMiddleborne
17K Followers 1K Following Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to 5.8 redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
Max von Side-Eye @SvenTystnad
11K Followers 8K Following I like to watch movies, eat cheese, and brag about it. Writing stories now and publishing on https://t.co/KQItLk3TAG 💁♂️ #FilmTwitter #Humorist
I'm Jeff 🍺 @fyvie2
6K Followers 1K Following I just Tweet here. Toxically masculine, apparently. I don't like your favorite politician. Jeff of all trades. I live with a rabbit, you can't hurt me.
Smells Like Teen Stat... @BlueEightySix
4K Followers 4K Following Haha, made you look. Call me Blue. ⳩
Deb von Otter ☠️ ... @livefreeordeb
2K Followers 1K Following Otter Queen & Ambassador ™️, Defender of the Seas and Rivers. NOT LOVING OTTERS (aka Angels of Death) IS LITERALLY FASCISM.
Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis
43K Followers 15K Following Nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Writer @Townhallcom | I don’t want the good opinion of stupid people | Si vis pacem, para bellum | Dulcius Ex Asperis | Opinions my own
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟�... @WaltzingMtilda
30K Followers 5K Following Beloved. Jesus is my Saviour; Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. Cussing less. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Ambassador Henry B. M... @HenryMac1776
172 Followers 163 Following "The cruellest lies are often told in silence."
The Geaux Team @GeauxTeamPod
908 Followers 496 Following The Geaux Team: @smc2of3, @tgtchip, Tweets here by Daniel. Fanalysts. Podcast.
AYS Sports @AYSSPORTS
48K Followers 3K Following Partners W/ @247Sports / @CBSSports | #1 LSU Podcast | Exclusive W/ Your Host @BlakeJRuffino
2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive
656K Followers 381 Following Live-posting as a reporter embedded in history. Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @50YearsAgoLive, @100YearsAgoLive, and @250YearsAgoLive. DM for business.
James Lindsay, anti-C... @ConceptualJames
568K Followers 596 Following Chief Anti-totalitarianism Officer @NewDiscourses. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Brother Rachid الأ... @BrotherRasheed
243K Followers 5K Following Terrorism expert | MA in Political Sciences | Advocate for freedom of speech, human rights, religious freedom | Former Muslim, now Christian | TV Host & Author
Helen Smith @HelenSmithPhD
2K Followers 63 Following Writer, men's rights advocate, psychologist. You can order my book "Men on Strike" here: https://t.co/UbOMA21Zf5
Jim Morton @morton_jim
253 Followers 188 Following Retired IT guy, Nam Vet, Curmudgeon . Just here for snarky comments.
Krzysztof Szczawinski... @Kristof_Poland
99K Followers 253 Following Fan of Reason, Liberty and Western Civilization; Dad of 4; Math and Philosophy graduate; Former Derivatives Trader, Maths and Puzzles; Make the West Great Again
Matt Calkins @Matt_Calkins
79K Followers 646 Following Columnist exploring sports, culture and beyond.
Twirliegirl @dancewhydontya
3K Followers 2K Following What makes me special? My husband, our kids and family, being an American, and Chiefs football!
Chloe in Texas @ChloeChloeChl19
1K Followers 2K Following Trying to figure things out. Christian, conservative. I post a lot of pics of my rat terrier Pup.
Your_Grace @ChronicallyCait
460 Followers 494 Following Pro Ice Dancer 💃🏻 ⛸*Though she be but little, she is fierce.* Coach/Arteest/Catholic WIFE/kitchen dancing/shower singing/ray o’ freaking sunshine
Florida Dad @FLDadReborn
3K Followers 563 Following Yes.. it’s me. 🇺🇸🐊 (Don’t ever disable your account for more than 30 days, kids. Elon will delete it. This is FL Dad 2.0.. same dumb takes as FL Dad 1.0)
Justin George @Justin_D_George
408 Followers 206 Following God | Conservative Republican | Autism advocate | Personal account |Views are my own |
Giovanni @miabenetti
11K Followers 4K Following 50+ year Floridian, Love OUR Great Governor DeSantis,
Dr. Joel Rudman @doc_rudman
8K Followers 437 Following This patriotic doctor follows three documents- the Bible, the Constitution, and the Hippocratic Oath
John Malone @john_malone
1K Followers 4K Following Fractional Janitor & Ruby dude (Laid off from Big Tech) Catholic, Dad and wife guy, Peace Corps Samoa, Politically Unhoused, Whippet aficionado.
נועה מגיד | N... @NoaMagid
168K Followers 19K Following Documenting the October 7 massacre |Journalist | Hell is not enough | Former Editor at 0404 News | Support my work: https://t.co/SOtb4tJlxB
Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth
2.0M Followers 506 Following Christian | American | Husband | Father | Author | Veteran | SecWar | My views are my own. Official accounts: @SecWar & @DeptofWar
stuart @tuquoque3
331 Followers 748 Following activist for inactivism, I wish people realized I’m trolling on all sides. the judge of twitter/x
tuuuuu @tuuu28283
18K Followers 300 Following アメリカの家族達こんにちは! yupでバズった人だよ!😎 家族達と絡み質問し日常お送りするアカウントです!千葉の観光地を今後は発信していくつもりです!ぜひ行ってみて!日本に来る兄弟達姉妹達は、楽しい日本の旅行にしてください!アメリカ行くための貯金も頑張ります😤
Alex Lanfranconi @AlexLanfran
3K Followers 499 Following Communications Director @GovRonDeSantis | Former @WVGovernor, @EducationFL, @RepRutherfordFL | “Florida Pool Boy”
I am Gigi @GinaSchafer007
731 Followers 761 Following Strong Catholic, Constitutional Conservative, 2nd amendment absolutionist, wife and mother. No time or patience for stupid people.
KayBear @Kaybearmomma
2K Followers 3K Following Mother Bear, 🐍 https://t.co/lUs13pMnz9 https://t.co/8A80a7NYE6 https://t.co/XppnDOjgUV Tribute first
Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10
894K Followers 758 Following Great Yarmouth MP. Ex-Southampton FC Chairman. Businessman. Farmer. Former MEP. Leader, @restorebritain.
JJVinegar @JesseJVinegar
89 Followers 347 Following Mid 50s curmudgeon. Beer and coffee aficionado. Half-ass fan of sportsball.
The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2
449K Followers 124 Following I review modern movies, and that's why I drink.
SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm
890 Followers 797 Following Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I also made.
Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch
94K Followers 992 Following Culture editor at The Bulwark. Words: WaPo, Atlantic, WFB, Commentary, etc. Pods: @SubBeacon; Bulwark Goes to Hollywood; Across the Movie Aisle. "Deranged."
Gen X Bikes® / 80s B... @GenXBikes
973 Followers 383 Following ⚡️Rediscovering the Bikes of Our Youth. ⚡️80s Old School BMX Nostalgia. ⚡️Restoring. Building. Collecting. Inspiring.
Snarknado ⚓️ 🇺... @ZannSuz
14K Followers 5K Following Conservatarian. Smartass. Cusser. Reader. Gen-X. Anti-Feminist. Lover of smooth whiskey & dark beer. ✝️❤️✡️. Bots & antisemites will be blocked.
SA Defensa @SA_Defensa
61K Followers 798 Following 🇺🇸 | South American & Global Defense News | Defense and Military Analyst | Signal: Sa_defensa.24
Michael Fischer @MikeFischerWx
4K Followers 985 Following Assistant Professor @MiamiRosenstiel and @UMIDSC doing hurricane-related things. I'm here for the tails in the distribution.
RebK @TroddenTrail
800 Followers 776 Following Not on your political team. I'm further right than you I promise. Sarcasm expert. Find the humor in it. Trip the road. #COYS #2A
RM1EVO @WaTxCa
1K Followers 344 Following
Antidepressant Conten... @depressionlesss
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Lee Smith @LeeSmithDC
185K Followers 4K Following Bestselling author Tablet Magazine columnist [email protected]
Elsa @elsathora
138K Followers 2K Following Swedish girl best known for traveling America during the World Cup and loving ranch dressing 🇸🇪🇺🇸 @elsawherenow $11,000 monthly leaderboard on @stake
Barak Ravid @BarakRavid
516K Followers 862 Following Global Affairs Correspondent for Axios. CNN analyst. Washington correspondent for Israel's channel 12. Author of Trump's Peace. link in Bio








































