Gingerbread Florida Man @Junebagio
No shirt. No shoes. No dice. Joined September 2010-
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Farm Lyfe expert Twitter is back!
1 more year until they're old enough to play in the gravel pit.
Another very busy severe weather day is ahead of us. Stay on your toes and pay attention to what's going on around you today. #SevereWeather #WeatherAware
Just an observation, but I don't see any patriot battery, or really...any kind of missile defense capability here.
Just an observation, but I don't see any patriot battery, or really...any kind of missile defense capability here.
VROT is rotational velocity and that's about as ugly as you're ever going to see.
VROT is rotational velocity and that's about as ugly as you're ever going to see.
210th and Maple (Elkhorn, NE)💔
Who is a character you’re slowly turning into?
Who is a character you’re slowly turning into? https://t.co/gPRTso58cn
Essentia is a lab/shepherd mix who was rescued from the southern border, where the border crisis affects everyone—even our canine friends. Please consider giving Essentia a great home by adopting her from Big Dog Ranch Rescue. BDRR.org
I did not see that twist coming!
Can’t you just cook like your mom?
Remember to yell "I'm a professor" the next time the HOA bodies you, @CheeseForEvery1!
Remember to yell "I'm a professor" the next time the HOA bodies you, @CheeseForEvery1!
The University of Florida isn't messing around. Consequences for setting up a Gaza encampment: Students will be suspended and trespassed for THREE YEARS from the university. Employees will be trespassed and FIRED.
Feeling the need for a fried oyster poboy, but first I need to make some garlic butter using @RummaTumTums "just back the fucking truck up to the food processor" method.
*Rape and infanticide supporters at Emory University
*Rape and infanticide supporters at Emory University
In all fairness, it will take them 5 years to get their toddlers up to Palestinian fighting age.
In all fairness, it will take them 5 years to get their toddlers up to Palestinian fighting age.
Please, @Princeton. Issue them degrees from The Popular University of Gaza. I'm begging you.
Please, @Princeton. Issue them degrees from The Popular University of Gaza. I'm begging you.
Ingenuous Firebrand �.. @ING2Firebrand
11K Followers 994 Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
G @stevensongs
15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Joanne Mason @JoanneMason11
25K Followers 594 Following Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
A Southern Nobody �.. @ExLibrisNemo
4K Followers 765 Following Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes
13K Followers 1K Following A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
Tandy @dantypo
22K Followers 5K Following “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley
6K Followers 3K Following We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged
Toad @ItsToad_
3K Followers 880 Following https://t.co/Cq9K1I6dQD Arbiter of Truth Retired Boy Scout, 2nd Class Best grilled cheese sandwich maker in the world
Deebs @DeebsFLA
17K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
Elijah the Middleborn.. @TheMiddleborne
6K Followers 1K Following Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to FIVE redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
Max von Side-Eye @SvenTystnad
10K Followers 8K Following I like to watch movies, eat cheese, and brag about it. Writing stories now and publishing on https://t.co/KQItLk3TAG 💁♂️ #FilmTwitter #Humorist
I'm Jeff 🍻 @fyvie2
6K Followers 963 Following I just Tweet here. Masculinity is never toxic. I like your dog. Twitter is the new gibbet. Cowboy up. I live with a rabbit, you can't hurt me.
Rufus T. Firefly (swo.. @hoggomcswineass
5K Followers 1K Following Habitual beer and whiskey drinking husband/dad of one. Usually the reason why we can't have nice things.
Smells Like Teen Stat.. @BlueEightySix
3K Followers 3K Following Haha, made you look. For a good time, call me Blue. ⳩
Spring 💐🦦 Otter.. @livefreeordeb
2K Followers 1K Following Otter Queen & Ambassador ™️, Defender of the Seas and Rivers. NOT LOVING OTTERS IS LITERALLY FASCISM.
la costurera diabóli.. @hdighn
2K Followers 920 Following Keep off the moors. Stick to the roads. noli me tangere. Rom 11:25-27
BagratKudryavcev @BagratKudr44928
1K Followers 5K Following
American Made @Brain_Pwr
6K Followers 6K Following US Army Veteran, All Lives Matter, NRA Life Member, Build The Wall, Pro Life, Conservative, Back The Blue, I Follow Back All Patriots
Edward sallow 卐 @ESallow76294
373 Followers 1K Following The Great Caesar , founder of the legion , conquerer of 86 tribes
a Statement of Fact @fringeaggressor
394 Followers 198 Following If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
David @_TRUTH______1
241 Followers 2K Following
Jay Lightning-NAS, Ev.. @sc23cc
721 Followers 1K Following Surfcaster/Geek. Pro Constitution/Bad Take Activist. GS-11 Obvious. Everything should be downstream from Freedom & Liberty. Wolf King Respecter.
ReneeKelvin @Iri0Xr59E8X6s7v
19 Followers 869 Following
Spooky Mulder @KrikkitMotel
303 Followers 369 Following those who escape hell however never talk about it and nothing much bothers them after that.
John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud
61K Followers 12K Following Highly-opinionated/contrarian-minded commentator who has disdain for the news media & a world-class BS-detector. Host of “The Death of Journalism” podcast/Dad.
Goat Lover Club @GoatLoverClub
73 Followers 1K Following Welcome to @GoatLoverClub We share daily goat contents. Follow us if you really love GOAT.
Carla ⛱️ Florida @CarlaMathis10
3K Followers 3K Following Lifetime Free Floridian 🏝⛵️ B.S. UWF 🌞 Social Sciences Interdisciplinary
Torsten Jacobi @jacobi_torsten
1K Followers 2K Following Serial Entrepreneur. Building intelligent AI Agents that automate the economy. See if we cover your industry workflow already https://t.co/vgJs0wywEu.
Donald Durham @DonaldDDurham
575 Followers 723 Following The least interesting person on Twitter. Happy nobody. All comments are my own.
The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub
7K Followers 3K Following Keeping conservatism alive with a little help from the grape and the grain. “The most influential political writer of the 21st Century.” - me
Gurt Bummer @GummersBunker
1K Followers 2K Following This is Burt’s Bunker. If you’re reading this the Communist blue haired Graboids breached the perimeter and we fallen back to here until things settle down.
Nomi bonddiggitydog �.. @nantienomi
2K Followers 3K Following I'm a proud Dem… person formally known as @nomi4dems #VPHarris #freesyria #Lupusawarness #georgefloyd #jtwitter #gobulls #abortionishealthcare ✡️
🇺🇸Randall Silva.. @randallsilva
5K Followers 5K Following Red Blooded America First Patriot | DMs will not be answered, don’t send one | Trump is our President | Biden is lost in space | I am not a bot | #FAFO
nullset @nullset19
20 Followers 2K Following
Prioleau Alexander @PrioleauAlexan1
683 Followers 733 Following Writer of things down. Non-fiction humorist. Four books on Amazon... pretty good reviews, except among professional victims and those who identify as snowflakes
Stinson Norwood @snorman1776
12K Followers 7K Following I survived Covid because I can run a mile in under an hour | Covid jab count: Donald Trump: 3 (at least). Stinson: 0
Terlingua Girl @terlinguagirl
326 Followers 1K Following Wife, mother, Texan, Burkean conservative public school teacher. Yes, we exist.
Buford @Buford1258
884 Followers 2K Following Cautiously returning to Twitter. Thanks, Elon. Tweet unto others as you would have them tweet unto you. Mere Christian.
Joe @Joe28123626
1K Followers 908 Following USMC 69-79, 0491/0441/0431/8156 1/7, 1st Recon Bn, 3rd Amtrac Bn, HGMS-17.
WineVigilante @WineVigilante1
125 Followers 442 Following
Joseph Sadighi @LTGreenwald
328 Followers 701 Following Chemist turned soldier, now I divide my time. Would rather talk with someone who disagrees with me but makes me think, than a hack aligned with my own views.
ddpaskoff🐊 @ddpaskoff
162 Followers 255 Following I come here for the snarky comments and pithy observations... and I'm running out of observations. BTW, Hamas are the bad guys.
Orange Chill @OrangeChill
1K Followers 5K Following NC via WV. Heels -- all sports. Wine (primarily Sonoma and Amador zin). Bourbon. Rye. Good food. Marietta College, UNC
#FreeKansas @FreeKansas
1K Followers 4K Following I have a way with words. 7 time #MugClubber #μολὼνλαβέ
Huckleberry Holliday @ToobEwe45597
4K Followers 2K Following My civics text had the U.S. Capitol on its cover, I drew Godzilla attacking it. I was convicted of insurrection, Godzilla was deported. Nullius in Verba.
Becki 😌 @Becki5016
5 Followers 575 Following Еnjоying lifе аnd seеking no-strings-аttасhеd аdult fun
Aerick Lux @AerickLux42
2K Followers 8K Following Star Emperor and King... Badass Blood Curdling Writings Here, Just warnin yah in advance, no DM's, I really don't like it, might get you blocked...
Rasi jallow @rasijallow09
279 Followers 3K Following A society will be judged on the basis of how it treats its weakest members.”
KSB @KSBruno9
822 Followers 2K Following Texas Aggie ‘93. Football, cooking, and science. AL born LA home TX Aggie IN Boiler WA-CA-FL Personal account. Follow at your own risk.
Melissa Saldaña Ocas.. @conflay
1K Followers 5K Following #Boricua 🇵🇷 realenga en #Miami I support #endhomelessness, #Catholic, and #arts causes #nonprofitchix #MOGA #crypto
Johnny Cadillac @lippyent
27K Followers 27K Following USMC 0341 Veteran 🇺🇸 Business Owner! Cars and Trucks ! Marketing Master ! User of way to many exclamation ❗ points. DM for me to do Marketing for you!
Dr. Theo 🇺🇸 @Tedlinknews
2K Followers 3K Following Proud American. pro solar, Tesla, nuclear power and nuclear family.
Henson Stephanie @HensonStephani2
106 Followers 483 Following
Varsity_Nerd @Varsity_Nerd
1K Followers 5K Following Be funny, Be kind, Be weird... There is no time for anything else 😄
Rowen @MichelleB794652
403 Followers 374 Following America First. 🇺🇸Conservative-ish Christian(I follow Jesus, I'm not Jesus)✝️. Mom to 6 great kids.. Fighting for my children and future grandchildren. No DMs
Ingenuous Firebrand �.. @ING2Firebrand
11K Followers 994 Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
G @stevensongs
15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Joanne Mason @JoanneMason11
25K Followers 594 Following Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
A Southern Nobody �.. @ExLibrisNemo
4K Followers 765 Following Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes
13K Followers 1K Following A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
Tandy @dantypo
22K Followers 5K Following “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley
6K Followers 3K Following We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged
Toad @ItsToad_
3K Followers 880 Following https://t.co/Cq9K1I6dQD Arbiter of Truth Retired Boy Scout, 2nd Class Best grilled cheese sandwich maker in the world
Deebs @DeebsFLA
17K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
Elijah the Middleborn.. @TheMiddleborne
6K Followers 1K Following Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to FIVE redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
Max von Side-Eye @SvenTystnad
10K Followers 8K Following I like to watch movies, eat cheese, and brag about it. Writing stories now and publishing on https://t.co/KQItLk3TAG 💁♂️ #FilmTwitter #Humorist
I'm Jeff 🍻 @fyvie2
6K Followers 963 Following I just Tweet here. Masculinity is never toxic. I like your dog. Twitter is the new gibbet. Cowboy up. I live with a rabbit, you can't hurt me.
Rufus T. Firefly (swo.. @hoggomcswineass
5K Followers 1K Following Habitual beer and whiskey drinking husband/dad of one. Usually the reason why we can't have nice things.
Smells Like Teen Stat.. @BlueEightySix
3K Followers 3K Following Haha, made you look. For a good time, call me Blue. ⳩
Spring 💐🦦 Otter.. @livefreeordeb
2K Followers 1K Following Otter Queen & Ambassador ™️, Defender of the Seas and Rivers. NOT LOVING OTTERS IS LITERALLY FASCISM.
la costurera diabóli.. @hdighn
2K Followers 920 Following Keep off the moors. Stick to the roads. noli me tangere. Rom 11:25-27
Jay Lightning-NAS, Ev.. @sc23cc
721 Followers 1K Following Surfcaster/Geek. Pro Constitution/Bad Take Activist. GS-11 Obvious. Everything should be downstream from Freedom & Liberty. Wolf King Respecter.
Spooky Mulder @KrikkitMotel
303 Followers 369 Following those who escape hell however never talk about it and nothing much bothers them after that.
RandoLand.us @RandoLand_us
21K Followers 1 Following Mucking through .gov so you don’t have to. Not responsible for increased blood pressure. Donate at https://t.co/RhpJmeO8SN
Bonchie @bonchieredstate
60K Followers 691 Following Writer for https://t.co/nk9ehLjlYs. Nothing Matters.
John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud
61K Followers 12K Following Highly-opinionated/contrarian-minded commentator who has disdain for the news media & a world-class BS-detector. Host of “The Death of Journalism” podcast/Dad.
Uri Berliner @uberliner
30K Followers 542 Following Dad, husband, 3 dogs, 1 kid, an infinity of basketball: edits tech, incubates podcasts, and covers the Unseen Economy for @NPRNews.
The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub
7K Followers 3K Following Keeping conservatism alive with a little help from the grape and the grain. “The most influential political writer of the 21st Century.” - me
Abita Beer @TheAbitaBeer
38K Followers 995 Following As Louisiana's original craft brewery, we've been brewing what we love since 1986. A follow confirms you are 21+ in US.
Chaz @Chazperin
1K Followers 2K Following JD, Politics/History wonk, Hoya. Durstig Geist. (Groucho) Marxist.
Pogue Mahone @PMahone63
880 Followers 1K Following Dad, USAF vet, God, USA, guns, rugby and beer. some of these things shouldn't be combined. Attended Oxford University. they aren't happy. #TeamIronWill
G @TCC_Grouchy
13K Followers 13K Following KLRN radio's resident Grouch, veteran, sock Czar, not a rude jackass, damn good at being damn good. I live in a steamy hell. ZFG. #TaxationIsTheft
Danny Trejo @officialDannyT
598K Followers 1K Following Danny Reads His Tweets & Responds As He Can. He Loves & Appreciates All of His Amazing Fans! And We All Know Machete Don't Text...
WineVigilante @WineVigilante1
125 Followers 442 Following
Arnold Becker 🇺�.. @bruinoregonalt
1K Followers 2K Following #UCLA, Star Wars, #sfgiants, 49ers #fttb. Coolest divorce lawyer in LA, 1988. 🏴☠️
Tater @Floridagirl0850
14K Followers 5K Following Make America Florida, Queen of the Typos. Conservative. #NothingMatters2024
Stinson Norwood @snorman1776
12K Followers 7K Following I survived Covid because I can run a mile in under an hour | Covid jab count: Donald Trump: 3 (at least). Stinson: 0
Dale Doback @ThreeGreen21
2K Followers 5K Following What are you looking at? Tide, Horns, Browns, Cubs and terrible puns.
Haulin’ Oats @Flyover_JCS
839 Followers 2K Following A pretty boring follow. Bio Summary: I’m a conservative who loves Troma and John Waters movies.
Rod Torfelson @sbc0718
569 Followers 2K Following Don't come around here if you've lost the King's Colors.
Kate Avery @tagsalegirl
30K Followers 3K Following Landscape artist working in oil and gouache. Dreamworks Trolls #1 fan. Instagram: Pleinheir
Anna Hoffman ™️ @shoesonplease
8K Followers 4K Following Michigan Mom of 3, Recovering Karen, Cancel Survivor, Short; Not Sweet; UnWoke, UnMaga, Based AF 🔥 🐊 💙 💛
Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison
284K Followers 1K Following On a mission to save 10,000 dogs a month. Living in Thailand. Read more about the dogs and help out on the link below
Wattus Maximus @WattusMaximus
941 Followers 1K Following The Lord of the Watts ¡Jeb! in '24 stan account.
Endless Mike @EndlessMikeD
332 Followers 549 Following We would do well to worry more about iniquity than inequity.
Marko @Marko625110
650 Followers 960 Following Starting over. Christian,Grandpa,Dad,Husband,and retired! Formerly The Panda Detective. On the Board of a Child Advocacy Center. Go Buckeyes!
Sunshine News Network.. @SunshineNewsNtw
262 Followers 2K Following Sunshine News Network is the leading news channel covering the latest news and events from Florida. With a deep understanding of the state and its people.
Just JJ @blueorchid1977
10K Followers 3K Following Joey’s girl 🖤 Foul mouthed, feisty and all out of fucks to give. Not here for your bullshit so get rekt.
Käijin̈ Säm̈ä @wallybert
2K Followers 2K Following humorous... but its a dry humor... ellipsis enthusiast... = clearly specifying "parody" = ░Not░a░sexbot░except░for░the░right░gal░ still waiting... #sigh
Saxx Skwerl @SaxxSkwerl
3K Followers 4K Following Veteran. Unfiltered, unapologetic conservative rodent w/Master's in Mgt writing raw, rude, irreverent rants & reviews. Saying what u wish u had the balls to say
Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips
196K Followers 2K Following Lou Diamond Phillips Twitter page. Husband, Dad, actor, writer, director. I also love food.
Chaim Laab @ChaimLaab
12 Followers 104 Following New, improved, and anonymous - more shitposting, probably
ThePersistence @ScottPresler
1.5M Followers 50K Following I helped defeat Hillary, Cheney, & organized the Baltimore cleanup. My goal is to make Joe Biden a one-term president. Check out ➡️ @EarlyVoteAction
Whatevs @j035ich5pach
3K Followers 1K Following There's swearing. Papa. Cargo shorts aficionado. Unapologetic #Packers #GocubsGo #GoIrish fan. I cook meat. I want Oysters. Pull your kids out of Public School.
Rank Badjin @badjin_rank
4K Followers 4K Following Jacksonian. The Emperor's Executioner. Veteran of the Psychic Wars. Rugged individualist with a distrust of authority, and a heavily armed spaceship. μολὼν λαβέ
DiariesOfAMasterSushi.. @RealSushiChef
7K Followers 3K Following Hiroyuki Terada - YouTuber w/2M+ Subscribers. Guinness World Records Holder. 寺田弘行、ユーチューブ200万人以上の登録者。日本1番(料理関連)英語圏ユーチューバー。ギネス世界記録の所持者。フェイスブック 50万人, インスタ 8万人。
Minnie the Cat @MinnieTheGood
789 Followers 672 Following A good kitty. Possibly the best kitty. 🌺 🌻 🐝 🐛 🦋 🐜 🐝 🐞 🦗 🕷 🐀 🐇 🐿 🌻 🌺If you get out of line, my Mom will reel you back in.
@Junebagio 🎵Where, where, are you tonight? Oh yeah, I shot you in the gravel pit!🎵
When you try to explain the Kristi Noem story to your dog:
All lawyers watching this video
Here’s that Professor of Economics who was arrested at Emory university and everyone seems to think is some poor victim of police repression. Caroline Fohlin ADMITS she hit a police officer on the head. Even professors are not allowed to assault cops. Yes, even professors.
Who is a character you’re slot turning into?
Who is a character you’re slowly turning into?
Thanks, subject.
In the UK, if you walked outside an active court case in which you were the defendant and called it a "rigged trial" like this, your feet wouldn't even touch the ground on the way to jail
Just make sure to keep it out of Kristi Noem's killing pit
Essentia is a lab/shepherd mix who was rescued from the southern border, where the border crisis affects everyone—even our canine friends. Please consider giving Essentia a great home by adopting her from Big Dog Ranch Rescue. BDRR.org
Is / was there actually anyone believing this aid package alone will help Ukraine to regain all lost territory??!
NEW: Western media continues to report that select US officials have resumed discussing the idea of “freezing the lines” where they are because the latest package of US military assistance to Ukraine may not be enough for Ukraine to regain all of its territory. (🧵1/8)
No. We do not. And I finally watched some of the debate between you and Mousab Hassan Yousef. He presented historical facts as well as compelling personal anecdotes and you consistently countered with the type of generic ‘revolutionary struggle’ talk like this post of yours.…
Salute to the students protesting all around the country. Your resistance is righteous. We stand with you.
@DillowTalk2 Unless you’ve eaten 10 year aged Wisconsin cheddar, you haven’t eaten cheese.
Extra Sharp White or GTFO!!
Happiness is freshly grated sharp cheddar cheese. #MFerMeals
This is the second attack on Coptic Christians in Egypt within a week. Video of the attack on the Evangelical church in the village of Al-Kom Al-Ahmar in Minya, Egypt. Islamist extremists attacked Coptic Christians after an Evangelical church obtained a building permit.
Liberty and Brooks had a great time playing at the Governor's Residence. Brooks is an 11-month-old lab mix that is available for adoption at the Tallahassee Animal Shelter. Go to talgov.com/animals/asc-ad… and let's find him a great home!
Unreal
Another very busy severe weather day is ahead of us. Stay on your toes and pay attention to what's going on around you today. #SevereWeather #WeatherAware
Just an observation, but I don't see any patriot battery, or really...any kind of missile defense capability here.
It really is one massive LARP. Filthy communists.
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