Toad @ItsToad_
https://t.co/Cq9K1I6dQD Arbiter of Truth Retired Boy Scout, 2nd Class Best grilled cheese sandwich maker in the world Fucknutsville, Texas Joined December 2016-
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Hey look, Mimi stole your best tweet
I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not entirely convinced the southern hemisphere is real
I have the weirdest boner right now
I have the weirdest boner right now
If you ever feel like you’re at rock bottom remember there is someone out there that was excited about buying a Saturn Ion
I'd totally eat a T-Rex!
Y’all remember that time last week when everyone was telling you to look between two keys on the keyboard and nobody got killed for starting that trend? That was a shame.
Deal with it Baylor, SMU, Abilene Christian, SF Austin, SHSU, Lamar, UTSA, Texas State, Prairie View, Texas Southern, Tarleton, Incarnate Word, and North Texas
Deal with it Baylor, SMU, Abilene Christian, SF Austin, SHSU, Lamar, UTSA, Texas State, Prairie View, Texas Southern, Tarleton, Incarnate Word, and North Texas
Hey @lee_bail83 are you still trying to find a dog sitter for Lucy?
Hey @lee_bail83 are you still trying to find a dog sitter for Lucy?
I need somebody to set this video to Cotton Eye Joe
Iron Toad @ItsToad_
What movie has practical effects that have held up very well considering their age?
What movie has practical effects that have held up very well considering their age? https://t.co/1sTNjnUzoB
You leak one of Troy’s sex tape and he gets all mad about it
You leak one of Troy’s sex tape and he gets all mad about it
Bud Light is a superior light beer - @DillowTalk2
What the world sees vs what my disgusting moron of a dog sees
Thank God they finally bathed
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@aelfred_D I like to punch diagonally
@ItsToad_ @Pixieprogrammer @DillowTalk2 Don't cry Argentina, because you don't exist
@ItsToad_ I’ve never seen it with my own eyes.
@ItsToad_ @DillowTalk2 Fuck! Troy ruins everything.
Dreadnought
@BrandonDonkey2 For your consideration...
@ItsToad_ It's a big farm where they grow migrants
@ItsToad_ I had my doubts until I saw it for myself.
@ItsToad_ I live in Canada. It’s a crazy farm. Close enough?
@DiegoLTortoise @ItsToad_ We real... Kinda broken at this point but definitely real
@ItsToad_ Isn't that where bananas come from? We should nuke it off the map if real to protect the most fragile among us