Obi-Wan Bagelnobi @PileOBagels
I am the Senate. Joined February 2013-
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Not even remotely
America was a better country when you could smoke in restaurants.
America was a better country when you could smoke in restaurants.
Gonna mute the name Kristi Noem so I never have to hear about that dog murderer again.
After watching Indiana Jones all week I am convinced we need to bring back 3 piece tweed suits.
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Look how your Bene Gesserit propaganda has taken root. Some of them already think I'm their messiah.
WHADDDDDDDDDDDDDD #MinionsHappyHour
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Lmao she’s still trying this shit.
Mentally, I am here.
Mentally, I am here. https://t.co/oWvTWc7AA8
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Remember when the Falcons took Michael Penix at 8 after signing Kirk Cousins to 180 mil?
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Haven’t seen Bears fans this excited since they took Justin Fields 3 years ago.
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“To those who call me Boomer I say, I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. HMS Vanguard towed to breakers, the Student Riots of 68, the Grammar Schools - closed, Moscow during communism, the election of Anthony Blair… All those moments lost in time like tears in the rain”
“To those who call me Boomer I say, I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. HMS Vanguard towed to breakers, the Student Riots of 68, the Grammar Schools - closed, Moscow during communism, the election of Anthony Blair… All those moments lost in time like tears in the rain” https://t.co/P7BiBVUOQJ
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The Falcons GM is talking to the team owner like a guy who is fighting for his job after taking Michael Penix
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America 🤝 The Falcons Believing an old dude with problems is the solution in 2024
What did you look like in 2013?
What did you look like in 2013? https://t.co/m0Y4oIU08u
Lmao
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JJ McCarthy just Kenny Pickett with a ring and anxiety
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That water truck driver has been waiting for some shit like that to go down
That water truck driver has been waiting for some shit like that to go down
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44K Followers 88 Following Star Wars fan making content for Star Wars fans 👽 3.3M on YouTube - new twitter
Due to the nonstop lightning and thunder, I slept downstairs in the basement bedroom with our two anxious dogs last night. At no point did I ever think of digging a trench and shooting them because they couldn’t cope. Advantage: Governor Dill
My grandparents helped hide Jews fleeing southern Italy in railroad tunnels, and then lived in those tunnels for weeks, eating dirt and grass, until American soldiers came through. You bought a kaffiyeh from Amazon and glamped for a week on the middle of Manhattan.
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Thank you, legitimate interlocutor, very cool
If you had to pick only one image, which one would define STAR TREK for you?
If you had to pick only one image, which one would define “STAR TREK” for you?
@PileOBagels Hear me out. Tweed cargo shorts with a short-sleeved untucked button up.
Big accounts that follow you back and just DM you their tweets like you owe them a retweet can go to hell.
ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE THE PUPPIES
The visceral, widespread contempt being heaped on the head of this sociopath is encouraging. There are so many options for people with dogs they find incompatible. Instead, Noem took a puppy, put it in a gravel pit, shot and killed her, then proudly wrote: "I hated that dog."
Follow this damn green blooded son of a bitch if you’re not already
8 more followers until I reach 50K. At 50K followers, I will receive the following Twitter benefits: - Edit other people's tweets - See 3 seconds into the future - Hold my breath for 5 minutes - Ability to divide by zero - Recharge my cell phone directly from Twitter
Really really happy to see Indy and Billy get hot
Say faggot next 🥹
Us after selecting our first defensive tackle...
This warms my heart so much. ❤️
Gretchen Whitmer got booed at the NFL draft in Detroit 🤣
I smoked Black Diamond cloves in college. I thought it made me seem edgy and different. They were awesome.
@SomeBitchIIKnow If they take my cloves I'm becoming a supervillan.
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