A Southern Nobody 🃏 @ExLibrisNemo
Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack Bayous and Magnolias Joined March 2019-
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Welp, after tomorrow, I will no longer have internet service. Stupid AOL.
A Southern Nobody 🃏 retweeted
Sitting on my fat ass ridiculing the USA Ryder Cup team would make George Washington proud.
One should always beware of diet advice that contains the words “eat light." Mostly because that's the surest path to becoming a black hole, the most massive thing in the known universe.
Danny Carey is the equivalent of an entire collegiate drumline while being built like the starting tight end.
A Southern Nobody 🃏 retweeted
@ExLibrisNemo You are not wrong.
Pickleball is just tennis for people who suck at playing tennis. And before you start with your "Nuh-uhs", take your wiffle ball, your oversized ping pong paddles (another game you suck at), your ibuprofen, and your knee brace and hobble on along now. Because I don't care.
Pickleball is just tennis for people who suck at playing tennis. And before you start with your "Nuh-uhs", take your wiffle ball, your oversized ping pong paddles (another game you suck at), your ibuprofen, and your knee brace and hobble on along now. Because I don't care.
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Who should be the next Late Night host? ReTwEeT tHe PoLl
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