Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself. Joined August 2019-
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Who could’ve seen this coming
Man, just imagine the bully pulpit a good and decent Republican candidate for President would have right now with how bad a job Biden is doing. The country seems out of control and rudderless. But, we nominated Donald Trump, so there goes that.
Just one election. You’re just one election away from defeating Them and getting All of the Things You Desire in perpetuity. Just one election
I understand their concerns. @Grand_handsomer is there after all
I understand their concerns. @Grand_handsomer is there after all
me: revising my priors in response to new evidence them: wow not very PRINCIPLED is it
*extremely Bernie Sanders voice* Sour cream AND onion?! While people are STARVING in this country?! It’s an outrage!
*extremely Bernie Sanders voice* Sour cream AND onion?! While people are STARVING in this country?! It’s an outrage!
Just Wisconsin things
Me when I get surveyed on this question: hell yeah I have SEX Severe Existential anXiety
Me when I get surveyed on this question: hell yeah I have SEX Severe Existential anXiety
Shullenberger is right. The protesters are deliberately creating time/place/manner problems since they see disruption as leverage, but Abbott announcing that his motives are viewpoint-based is a great way to set Texas up for a loss in court.
Shullenberger is right. The protesters are deliberately creating time/place/manner problems since they see disruption as leverage, but Abbott announcing that his motives are viewpoint-based is a great way to set Texas up for a loss in court.
“I’m a professor,” I protest as I am led out of Publix for moaning sensually every time I squeezed an avocado to check for ripeness (I squeezed all of them)
#tbt to Howard Forman dunking on me for not having a Nobel Prize after I threatened to block Paul Krugman
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Massie says of MTG, "she's the most serious lawmaker up here."
The "that's not funny" face does kind of make this perfect.
Who could’ve seen this coming
For years, conservatives have lectured black people to drop racial grievance. But now, it seems like a cohort of conservatives are trying to push white victimization politics.
Your periodic reminder that Home Owners Associations are Communist, and it’s your duty as a freedom loving American to fight against them at every opportunity
@CheeseForEvery1 Smh, I thought your using of the keffiyeh to hold a bunch of fruit on your head like the Chiquita banana lady was a meaningful innovation
My granddaughter didn't want to clean her room so she went to hide.
Though arguably Obama's reelection started this hubris.
They think Trump being the GOP leader is a blank check to do whatever they want.
Well, one thing is certainly true, this will be taught from a certain perspective and kids two generations from now will think of it in one way and one way only, because it will be taught in one way and one way only, completely divorced from the context — just like McCarthyism or…
This image will be in the history books and the people who authorized or cheered it on are going to look like shit.
Whenever someone talks about “the right side of history” all I can think of is this line from a CS Lewis poem: Your goddess History (whom your fathers called the strumpet Fortune)
@CheeseForEvery1 You do like to push boundaries, don’t you? 🤣❤️
It looks like the brontosaurus Fred Flintstone uses at work
This image will be in the history books and the people who authorized or cheered it on are going to look like shit.
Man, just imagine the bully pulpit a good and decent Republican candidate for President would have right now with how bad a job Biden is doing. The country seems out of control and rudderless. But, we nominated Donald Trump, so there goes that.
pretty obvious the Columbia students are living their best lives, putting into practice the first layer of popular education from social media and school the first layer is fake, a kayfabe production of surplus anthropology adjunct professors & co, but they don’t know that
@CheeseForEvery1 Of course there's a but. He is one.
This guy tried to get the smirking Covington kid killed, and has the nerve to spew this garbage. Dude, GFY with a cactus.
What do you think will happen if you keep casually conflating American student protestors with Hamas and terrorist groups? Or in the case of some politicians, explicitly calling them Hamas and terrorists? You're putting a target on American kids. Dangerous, reckless, and wrong.
Trump should be out campaigning daily tying the Hamas supporting protesters to Joe Biden, the democrats and their media sympathizers but well, you know. SMH.
12 years ago, this guy came into the world. He’s a sixth grader and 5’9” scoring goals from 40 yards out.
"We need you to be Mamala of the country." *Crowd whoops and applauds* You know what? It's too early in the morning for this sort of crap. I need coffee.
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
I just woke up with less freedoms and rights than when I went to sleep. The political power of women will be tested in November here in Florida and across the country. We will and must win. #Yeson4 #TrumpsFloridaAbortionBan
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