Baron Vladimir Narkonnen @baronnarkonnen
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There are only 110 sihek kingfishers left in the world. Three of them just arrived in Oregon.
Rule One of #MTGThunder Limited. Kill Bill.
When he made Sexy Beast, Ray Winstone said he found it amusing that after a lifetime of hard man roles, here he was being intimidated by ‘fucking Gandhi’. This 16 seconds perfectly shows why: youtu.be/DDLpKrTVJKc
Hundreds gather in New York to witness man eat entire jar of cheese balls independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/n…
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What an amazing experience we had. I am so lucky to have been involved and friendships were forged in that desert.
What an amazing experience we had. I am so lucky to have been involved and friendships were forged in that desert.
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: What time is Now?: BWAA-AAAAAAAAAAHN
Inevitable joke about fat guys being unable to see their wangs
Inevitable joke about fat guys being unable to see their wangs
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I had one of these! Cute but not great for sorting lots of change
I had one of these! Cute but not great for sorting lots of change
Funniest thing he's ever done
Funniest thing he's ever done
When the Druid casts Speak with Plants
All the Conan O'Brien love reminds me of the time NBC merged with Universal Studios (who owned the rights to Walker Texas Ranger), so Conan installed a Walker Texas Ranger lever to play clips anytime he wanted
OJ Simpson? The football player?
how old were you when you found out that "Little Women" doesn’t end like that?
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DAVID LETTERMAN: There was an earthquake in New York City today. Paul, did you feel it? PAUL SHAFFER: 4.8. 4.8. DAVID LETTERMAN: Today when the hookers in Times Square ask if you have protection, they mean a hard hat. PAUL SHAFFER: *plays AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long”*
when my mum and her friends are shown the dessert menu
we're watching the MST3k of Daddy-O, and it's weird to see a performance as good as Dick Contino's on this show. He's really magnetic
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UCLA “protestors” continuing to block other students from walking to parts of campus. In a sane world, every student in this video would be expelled by tomorrow.
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@AlwaysLegitWhit Lol, give me one single metric by which the USA is the 'greatest country in the world'.
@JOttoPohl1 That’s not why they are being expelled
@JOttoPohl1 This is more like the Islamist Iranian protestors of 1979
I support expelling kids for assaulting staff and breaking into buildings, actually I also don't think most people protesting give a shit about Palestinians because they're willing to let Palestinians suffer horrifically under a Trump presidency for the sake of their own egos
Love it how liberals all now think expelling students for opposing genocide, apartheid, and racial supremacy is a great thing. Imagine they had done this in the 80s to anti-South African demonstrators. The J Left hypocrisy is so revolting.
I would just like to point out that on October 7 all the leftoid morons on twitter were celebrating and got mad at me for saying Gaza was going to get pummeled and tons of Palestinians would die They didn't care about Palestinian lives then and they don't care now
I support expelling kids for assaulting staff and breaking into buildings, actually I also don't think most people protesting give a shit about Palestinians because they're willing to let Palestinians suffer horrifically under a Trump presidency for the sake of their own egos
@jessesingal The problem isn't the specifics, it's the fact that there were negotiations at all after firmly stating that the university would not permit the encampment.
Say it with me loud, for the people in the back: 👏 bananas 👏 are 👏 airborne 👏 #BananasAreAirborne
Sucks to be a Ukrainian 18-year-old and reading this, I bet
New at @NRO: @NorthwesternU’s administration, after negotiating with encampment organizers, announced a litany of concessions Monday afternoon. The list includes full-ride scholarships for Palestinian students and positions for Palestinian faculty. nationalreview.com/news/northwest…
Look, SOME of us were covering The Rock's "peeing in bottles" obsession YEARS before this latest exposė! avclub.com/the-rock-wants…
If there's one thing that MacGyver taught me, it was to always have a paperclip on hand. The toilet flapper chain is now fixed.
For anyone who says it’s safe… this is Penn’s campus over the past 4 days. There are countless other examples from Penn. This is also only one school, other universities have plenty more footage. 🧵
Are there any instant polls showing American sentiments on the Gaza War before and during the campus protests?
People will really just log on and post anything
I really hope it was someone involved in the decision making process that allowed this Nazi rally to continue. You made your bed, now lie in it.
A Member of the Columbia University Facilities Department has possibly been taken Hostage by Pro-Hamas Rioters that have now Barricaded themselves inside of Hamilton Hall.
Haven't we had enough of Mearsheimer already? Stalin murdered millions of his own people. In WWII, he conscripted minorities, prisoners, etc., and threw them at the Nazis. He did not conscientiously sacrifice 27m to avoid war crimes! He would have bombed Dresden in a…
Wow, Mearsheimer has become a propagandist at this point on everything, not just on Israel. He doesn't even try to grapple with the hard questions. He just acknowledges Morgan's question and then says "murder" a bunch of times on the theory that repetition of a moral accusation…
BREAKING NEWS - yeah that’s how it works for everyone dumbass
Police refused to let attorneys talk with detained protestors on scene. Told us we have to wait till they’re at the jail.
"Hello, Medical Board of California? I'd like to report that one of your doctors ate a banana. Yes, I can hold."
It's still unclear to me why universities have become a fierce target for Palestine protests. The divestment claims seem rather specious. And universities are powerless to affect the war. There seems to be nothing beyond "universities are where many protestors live." Am I wrong?
A few words about the protests/encampments at Columbia: Back in December 2018, when I was a junior, a white student named Julian Von Abele was filmed going on an ethno-centric rant about how much he loved white people. He said things like: “White people are the best thing that…
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