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I swear Erickson looks at the latest discussion and throws a dart at a dart board. Even number defend. Odd number oppose. It’s nuts.
New York Yankees fans encountering wildlife for the first time
New York Yankees fans encountering wildlife for the first time https://t.co/kikBuKWBT3
I’m most offended that the security guy was trying a leg sweep with zero setup. You can’t just throw a leg out and expect it to work.
I’m most offended that the security guy was trying a leg sweep with zero setup. You can’t just throw a leg out and expect it to work.
This had me wondering what else is like this. Self-Driving Cars? The Roombas? arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/0…
I mean… that’s a pretty low bar ma’am.
Dexter Taylor found guilty, with the Judge saying: "Do not bring the Second Amendment into this courtroom. It doesn’t exist here. So you can’t argue Second Amendment. This is New York" redstate.com/jeffc/2024/04/…
Tucker’s a dork who doesn’t believe anything he’s saying. He’s playing a role and you’re all going along with him.
200 reposts and I dip my nuts in it
Not only is this a stupid comparison. It’s false. amtrak.com/content/dam/pr…
Not only is this a stupid comparison. It’s false. amtrak.com/content/dam/pr…
Why not have some Chloroform for this nonsense? Lot cheaper than all this effort.
Why not have some Chloroform for this nonsense? Lot cheaper than all this effort.
Just think about how many people they convinced tho.
Just think about how many people they convinced tho.
The 8th wonder of the World.
As everyone prepares their taxes, remember that the Congress idiots funded 87,000 additional agents to go after you. Wonder how many of us on the “extremist” list are gonna get an audit.
What do you notice here?
Ooooooof
To restore a government small enough to fit within the Constitution, we need Members of Congress committed to the Constitution. These are the 86 Republicans and 126 Democrats who want the government to spy on Americans. The 4th Amendment says get a warrant. They say, NO.
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Hamas: We demand a 100 percent Israeli withdrawal from the West Bank, a 100 percent Israeli withdrawal from half of Jerusalem – including the entire Old City and the Jewish, Christian, and Muslim holy sites – and a 100 percent "right of return" for five million Palestinians to…
I can't get over the acoustic guitar Love me a hezbollah flag paired with lomg hippie hair and a guitar so he can attract a mate
Not to be a dick but he just cherry-picks data that fits his narrative. All the actual inflation data is bad so he finds a survey that guesses it won’t be that bad.
Is inflation taking off again? Businesses don't think so: Atlanta Fed survey shows inflation expectations stable at slightly above 2 percent
(Officer Jarvis beating someone up at a protest) Bystander: Hey hey he’s a journalist!! Officer Jarvis: Oh my gosh, thank you! I’m so sorry, I didn’t know. (pulls out baton)
@heymrsbond Zero evidence for this claim But then gender is confusing for you
Shut up dildo
@LeftSedFred so hard he locked replies. 😂
The gold medal in catastrophizing rhetoric. When net neutrality was repealed I literally had a friend weeping in my arms because she thought the internet was going away.
@IlhanMN Madam, your daughter is literally starving and on the streets right now. Shouldn’t you be helping her instead of going to visit other peoples children for a political photo op?
@KassyDillon Could you adjust the thermostat on the weather machine down about 20 degrees and kick up some wind?
@KassyDillon I am sure they all needed a shower
Objects (like this grenade) have a natural place, depending on what element(s) they are made from—since this grenade is mostly earth, its natural place is towards the center, which explains why it falls.
@RemadnaKXAN @KXAN_News On purpose or not, you need to be in control of yourself and your equipment.
He wanted to be a part of the story and he is now…
This man says he is a member of the press. An officer said his camera hit an officer. The man claims it was not on purpose. @KXAN_News
@sisterinferior With all deference, Sister, given the massive catalogue of characters and stories to work from, the fact that @MarvelStudios didn't maintain any momentum after this is simply malpractice. Could they have benefitted by a break? Definitely. But instead they chose self sabotage.