Rufus T Firefly didn't do nuffin' @badhoggo

this is not the hoggo you are looking for Joined September 2025

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Dad’s Seasonings @DadsSeasonings

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Top 5 Sellers @amazon for @DadsSeasonings September: SPG Tres Padres Ultimate Steak Asian Fusion Classic American Italian shorturl.at/nD6uO

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𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 @janefkndoe

18 minutes ago

I didn’t know your mom was a Pokémon

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Rufus T Firefly didn't do nuffin' @badhoggo

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D. H. Cannon (CHAIN SMOKING ZYLER) @D_H_Cannon

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Rufus T Firefly didn't do nuffin' @badhoggo

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Bullying works

Sam Stein @samstein

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Bullying works

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Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne

a day ago

With every purchase of Excalibur from the Middleborne Arms shop from now until the end of October, I’ll be including the There May Be Dragons bookmark. No code necessary

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Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne

a day ago

Also a reminder to get orders in asap if you want your sword by Christmas

Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne

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Also a reminder to get orders in asap if you want your sword by Christmas

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Chuck P. Ritter @Chuck_Ritter92

9 hours ago

Damn, someone leaked the SecWar’s schedule for his day with the generals today.

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Deebs @DeebsFLA

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₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0

9 hours ago

I'm a big fan of the preemptive strike--

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Flappr @flapprdotnet

2 days ago

Genuinely thought Bad Bunny was the cash me outside girl. Kind of wish it was.

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Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain

a day ago

This is the only bad bunny I acknowledge

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theRoddick @OriginalRoddick

a day ago

On a scale of 1 to 1985, where are you guys?

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Johnny @jmcclendon61

170 Followers 1K Following

BradDad™ @FiremanNota

2K Followers 1K Following Girl Dad | Texan | FF/Medic | Lifter of heavy shit | “Thirst trap”

Still Mad as (h)Ell. Not a Constitutionalist, but a Declarationist. Likely not on your side. Critical Care Paramedic, not actually a Latino John Wick.

Juan Juick @JuanJuick

132 Followers 584 Following Still Mad as (h)Ell. Not a Constitutionalist, but a Declarationist. Likely not on your side. Critical Care Paramedic, not actually a Latino John Wick.

Sheila @SheilaTequilaHI

2K Followers 993 Following Trivia Geek. Girl Friday. Conservative. Independently owned & operated. Let it all go. See who stays. #LiveFree

Amer Keanee @Amersmamos

1K Followers 3K Following Artist, Bartender, Chef, Sky Watcher, Feather Ruffler, had the cancer…married.

M @Amer1can_barrbi

66 Followers 769 Following Pro_Gun🔫 Pro_America 🇺🇸 Pro- Toxic Masculinity 🥵 Anti-Communist 🖕🏻 Anti Feminist 🖕🏻

Andrew Young - TANSTA... @NucMM1retired

5K Followers 3K Following Never apologize! Seeking “Dad joke” Singularity, happily married, #TheFederalGovernmentIsNotYourFriend

Sister Maggie @SisterMaggie6

644 Followers 1K Following Mom. Grammi. Ancient One. Heinlein was prophetic. Marx was a loser. Make Civics Great Again.

Snake Plisskenish(Red... @_CrotalusAtrox_

2K Followers 2K Following "Criminally underrated thought leader and general bon vivant." - My mom I could probably destroy you at procrastination.

Former SWO; then small-time attorney. Never learned to code. Thought I could coast thru semi-retirement. Forgot my umbrella. 10 secs from another bad decision.

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

113 Followers 192 Following Former SWO; then small-time attorney. Never learned to code. Thought I could coast thru semi-retirement. Forgot my umbrella. 10 secs from another bad decision.

Palehorse24660 @palehorse24660

3K Followers 7K Following DLI Alum. Ham Operator. Československo se mi libilo. Oxford comma. Member of China Post 1, American Legion. Call sign W1SLC

Jay @OneFineJay

8K Followers 4K Following Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.

Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat

32K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats; Professional finder of miscellany. Mostly here for your food pics and memes. GSP fan account

Miss G @RealityFinding

631 Followers 2K Following I follow all the cool "corners" of Twitter. I listen and I learn and I like and I retweet. You all make me smarter, and laugh a little harder! ❤️

Previously political moderate who has been swept Rightward by the continuing movement of the Left fringe. Update - some common sense is breaking out.

Minam the Dwarf @MinamtheD

1K Followers 1K Following Previously political moderate who has been swept Rightward by the continuing movement of the Left fringe. Update - some common sense is breaking out.

Philo Beddoe and Clyd... @jabsjj

797 Followers 959 Following Husband, son, brother, wood butcher and Zwack aficionado

MKULTRA_JJ @blueorchidFLPA

10K Followers 3K Following Joey’s girl 🖤 Tweet Muse. Dark thoughts and a sunny disposition. I laugh at my own jokes. Get Rekt.

CJ is a Patriot @youarethejokes

822 Followers 671 Following Thots and prayers for you in these difficult times. Unserious inquiries only. Typos are intentoinal.

puns for my own entertainment. Im not laughing _at_ you, Im laughing _near_ you. I'd say Im on the spectrum but Im never sure which one.

sofishdekat @sofishdekat

272 Followers 328 Following puns for my own entertainment. Im not laughing _at_ you, Im laughing _near_ you. I'd say Im on the spectrum but Im never sure which one.

DB @DBOtherP

823 Followers 1K Following I prefer not to. Dour, distrustful borderline misanthrope. Persistent Rule 4 violator. High brow engagement gardener.

DeSantis Conservative. From the 1900s. Unapologetically Prosemite & Pro Life. Pronouns: Madison/Coolidge/Friedman #NewFederalist

nothisismatt @ignaminatus

383 Followers 808 Following DeSantis Conservative. From the 1900s. Unapologetically Prosemite & Pro Life. Pronouns: Madison/Coolidge/Friedman #NewFederalist

Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro

29K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

Smoke yer Joyful Chea... @Jlisa42067

2K Followers 2K Following Politically Homeless, Mean Mom, Bossy, Un-cool, & Opinionated Outlier. I’ve been Flinnied.

Vato @OlorinMT

441 Followers 678 Following nothing to see here

Caesar @caesar_pounce

8K Followers 1K Following Die trying

Mountain Jam @TheMountainJam

689 Followers 638 Following Loss prevention at Elsinore. Stonecutter. Quackbuster. Inactivist. 9/10 mulletude. 27B stroke 6. Learn your scales.

May @_Maybe_May

1K Followers 1K Following BG7 - Hater of thumbs - Typos be damned - Smartass - Guaranteed to fuck something up - “Adorable little rain cloud” - defective

Dark2Light🕯⚜️�... @PeteyDPelican

583 Followers 954 Following here, there, everywhere ☻🙋🏼‍♀️

DaveMedia_INK @DaveMedia_LNK

2K Followers 2K Following Television and post production producer, drone op, voice over guy.

Ken 👖 @danic_98

1K Followers 437 Following "The most damaging phrase in the language is: 'We've always done it this way.'"

Johnny @htownrocket78

926 Followers 841 Following Bad “photoshops”

cobra @cobracommandr15

10K Followers 568 Following purpose driven bully / permission structure provider

SheSaysBadWords @SheSaysBadWords

2K Followers 2K Following I’ll give your kids coffee and teach them new words.

Sweet, mostly snarky. Proud conservative! Live BY the music, die WITH the music #BeTheLight, #Positive365 Queen of #FIAFriday #MAHA

RaKell, The Inappropr... @MrsRotnjetski

6K Followers 3K Following Sweet, mostly snarky. Proud conservative! Live BY the music, die WITH the music #BeTheLight, #Positive365 Queen of #FIAFriday #MAHA

Black boot army alum. Not Southern but Texan BigRitoMan. Tacos flip flops & big butts #GoldCorpFundraisingDivision Principled Inebriate

D. H. Cannon (CHAIN S... @D_H_Cannon

3K Followers 2K Following Black boot army alum. Not Southern but Texan BigRitoMan. Tacos flip flops & big butts #GoldCorpFundraisingDivision Principled Inebriate

Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes

14K Followers 2K Following A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.

God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill

Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney

31K Followers 14K Following God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill

I smell like flowers and money. Queen of the North, Protector of Cows, Defender of Butter. Quietest prolific baker on this hellsite. Anti-Ultracrepidarian.

Boo @IzaBooboo

9K Followers 992 Following I smell like flowers and money. Queen of the North, Protector of Cows, Defender of Butter. Quietest prolific baker on this hellsite. Anti-Ultracrepidarian.

BradDad™ @FiremanNota

2K Followers 1K Following Girl Dad | Texan | FF/Medic | Lifter of heavy shit | “Thirst trap”

the lawyer with the d... @peejesq

426 Followers 1K Following FORSAN ET HAEC OLIM MEMINISSE IUVABIT; veep of yokedness/policy

Husband, Dad, Tester and Padre for @dadsseasonings, Weber Kettle Messiah, BBQ Traditionalist , NCAA and NFL Football, Dog Guy

Grits n Football @goodbreffis

4K Followers 5K Following Husband, Dad, Tester and Padre for @dadsseasonings, Weber Kettle Messiah, BBQ Traditionalist , NCAA and NFL Football, Dog Guy

Mountain Jam @TheMountainJam

689 Followers 638 Following Loss prevention at Elsinore. Stonecutter. Quackbuster. Inactivist. 9/10 mulletude. 27B stroke 6. Learn your scales.

The Turquoise Temptre... @heartsabustin

4K Followers 1K Following Fire and Brimstone on Sundays, Fire and gemstones the rest of the week. 🇺🇸✝️

Madam Pear @pipandbaby

11K Followers 3K Following Psychically loud. Head Centaur of the Unicorns

Ziggy Stardust: Fluff... @oh_ziggy

945 Followers 536 Following The Adventures of a Very Naughty Kitteh.. The bitings will continue. I've been Flinnied!!!!

Special frED @SpecialfrEB

1K Followers 1K Following I don’t kair enymoar … 🚫Giraff Girls Onlee🚫 Nevur Forgit Ralf Duck. Use two be gentleman butt now fuk boy becuz @janefkndoe

Preferred ammo supplier to the Militia Industrial Complex. There are no rules in self defense. Come for the ammo, stay for the memes. https://t.co/mUj7tr3frr

Feni𝕏 Ammunition @FenixAmmunition

182K Followers 559 Following Preferred ammo supplier to the Militia Industrial Complex. There are no rules in self defense. Come for the ammo, stay for the memes. https://t.co/mUj7tr3frr

₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮�... @WarPath2pt0

117K Followers 2K Following Videos are intended for training purposes. 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

Tool Babe • Tropical Homesteader • Food Magician • Mother To Dinosaurs • Music Reactions Sidekick• Former 🇨🇦n https://t.co/4w4TMoU00h

Ginger @HandyGingerGal

22K Followers 4K Following Tool Babe • Tropical Homesteader • Food Magician • Mother To Dinosaurs • Music Reactions Sidekick• Former 🇨🇦n https://t.co/4w4TMoU00h

🌲Political Drive-Bys. Boyish good looks, some say. Early-retired SW Engineer. 'Free associating demon'. On a mountain somewhere.

Kieran Eleison @KieranEleison

2K Followers 760 Following 🌲Political Drive-Bys. Boyish good looks, some say. Early-retired SW Engineer. 'Free associating demon'. On a mountain somewhere.

The Spicy Gnome is a small business that specializes in HOT sauce 🔥, BBQ sauce, Salsa and anything else with SPICE! info@thespicygnome.com #TheSpicyGnome

The Spicy Gnome™ @thespicygnome

10K Followers 4K Following The Spicy Gnome is a small business that specializes in HOT sauce 🔥, BBQ sauce, Salsa and anything else with SPICE! [email protected] #TheSpicyGnome

Stew @StewsSauce

20K Followers 5K Following Married. 3 kids. Love FOOD! Love SPORTS! Love MUSIC! Love Horror Movies! Support OTHERS! Texas Born/Raised! 👊🏼💥

Top Shelf Dry Rub - Less salt, more flavor! https://t.co/OXwnOjFjUh Available on Amazon https://t.co/QDYEQazvY2 and Walmart! https://t.co/2mrEe2rPN0

Dad’s Seasonings @DadsSeasonings

13K Followers 4K Following Top Shelf Dry Rub - Less salt, more flavor! https://t.co/OXwnOjFjUh Available on Amazon https://t.co/QDYEQazvY2 and Walmart! https://t.co/2mrEe2rPN0

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

643K Followers 52 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.

Philip Lee @PhilipLee_ENAK

499 Followers 421 Following Husband, dad, bi-vocational pastor, creator/owner of ENAK Seasonings, triathlete, Bama alum | 2x IRONMAN | 6x 70.3

Sentinel slings and sling accessories. Tiny Tac Leashes. All products made to order. DM any questions. We don’t sell firearms

NOLA Nobody Designs, ... @Nobody_Designs

7K Followers 633 Following Sentinel slings and sling accessories. Tiny Tac Leashes. All products made to order. DM any questions. We don’t sell firearms

Tenured Professor of Applied Violence, @PETA-certified Human Supremacist, Retired Crayon Connoisseur, US Ambassador to Xanadu, Consul of Rome, @hardpass4's dad

Chesty @ChestyPullerGst

26K Followers 944 Following Tenured Professor of Applied Violence, @PETA-certified Human Supremacist, Retired Crayon Connoisseur, US Ambassador to Xanadu, Consul of Rome, @hardpass4's dad

Ex Umbris is owned and operated by a former Green Beret. Tested by Special Operations, tactical nylon sewn in the US, Lifetime Warranty.

Ex Umbris Designs �... @ExUmbrisDesigns

32K Followers 2K Following Ex Umbris is owned and operated by a former Green Beret. Tested by Special Operations, tactical nylon sewn in the US, Lifetime Warranty.

T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl

20K Followers 580 Following Look man, I'm just tryna get through the day.

SavA(rt)Ventures // Read. Ruck. Run Guns. // Be Better // The beatings will continue… // it’s the struggle to make sense of the chaos // TR stan // MFFA

Sweet Sav @lovemylife81

11K Followers 2K Following SavA(rt)Ventures // Read. Ruck. Run Guns. // Be Better // The beatings will continue… // it’s the struggle to make sense of the chaos // TR stan // MFFA

ENAK Flavors @EnakFlavors

156 Followers 1 Following Explore the World of Flavor with us! All of our unique blends are in stock and ready ship!

Fire Hatch Rubs ™ @FireHatchRubs

3K Followers 2K Following Quality rubs to get the most out of your BBQ. #FireHatchRubs

The Louis Vuitton Lord of Las Vegas, purveyor of fine polymers, magazine merchant of the Mojave, lover of fine whiskeys, and Pop-Tarts. Former smol Latina.

𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻�... @Dianexis

47K Followers 2K Following The Louis Vuitton Lord of Las Vegas, purveyor of fine polymers, magazine merchant of the Mojave, lover of fine whiskeys, and Pop-Tarts. Former smol Latina.

☧. Poptart lover. 👣Did rescue stuff👣 Hispanic-mustache-enthusiast. The other ½ of a unit. Amateur Seacowboy. Apprentice New Englander. Magnum PI fan account.

👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣�... @OfAthenry

46K Followers 1K Following ☧. Poptart lover. 👣Did rescue stuff👣 Hispanic-mustache-enthusiast. The other ½ of a unit. Amateur Seacowboy. Apprentice New Englander. Magnum PI fan account.

Bob Winkelman (Whiske... @manhattanmaker

8K Followers 505 Following Stop whining and get back to work. Cheers, and God bless America🇺🇸

Walmart Battle Orc @ASo1omons

37K Followers 1K Following 100 متره شاته پاتې شه که تاسو وویشتل شئ killed in 2 books.. thanked in 1

Shadz @Shadzey1

Director of DEI at Tepper Aviation. Amateur Shawarma Enthusiast. Knows his Arabs. Found him in Mombasa in a bar room drinking gin. MSGA

Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo

33K Followers 526 Following Director of DEI at Tepper Aviation. Amateur Shawarma Enthusiast. Knows his Arabs. Found him in Mombasa in a bar room drinking gin. MSGA

Deb von Otter 🏴‍... @livefreeordeb

2K Followers 1K Following Otter Queen & Ambassador ™️, Defender of the Seas and Rivers. NOT LOVING OTTERS (aka Angels of Death) IS LITERALLY FASCISM.

just a regular guy working his way through life. Conservative, not Republican. Listening is more important. tweeting is optional.

Eric, ravaged by time... @truckerE

3K Followers 2K Following just a regular guy working his way through life. Conservative, not Republican. Listening is more important. tweeting is optional.

I just Tweet here. Masculinity is never toxic. I don't like your favorite politician. Jeff of all trades. Cowboy up. I live with a rabbit, you can't hurt me.

I'm Jeff 🍺 @fyvie2

6K Followers 1K Following I just Tweet here. Masculinity is never toxic. I don't like your favorite politician. Jeff of all trades. Cowboy up. I live with a rabbit, you can't hurt me.

Andrew Young - TANSTA... @NucMM1retired

5K Followers 3K Following Never apologize! Seeking “Dad joke” Singularity, happily married, #TheFederalGovernmentIsNotYourFriend

NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful

2K Followers 2K Following Occasionally witty, often absurd. Generally cheerful.

GrandMomsterMel 🏝 @MomsterMel

2K Followers 2K Following Very tired; send coffee. Never mind; time for wine. Pets=Winnie, Frank & Isabella. @paramedicbob lives here, too. WYSIWYG

Bohemio of the Reeeei... @El__Bohemio

5K Followers 926 Following Software developer by circumstance rather than by choice.

Dave @freddavelynn

3K Followers 3K Following Drone operator/Tower Monkey. Braves, Texas A&M and WVU Team B’GAWK. Friend of Roscoe! #TeamIronWill

M D Campbell 🇺🇸... @MCampbell1041

3K Followers 4K Following Pseudo-intellectual anthropoid. An average ape in a man suit. Alleged garbage person. Have a drink on me. 🥃

Silence and Frost wit... @secjr112

5K Followers 6K Following Epitaph: Welp, that did not go as planned. Pronouns: ef and off. #TeamIronWill

Until such a time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on. - Nick Fury
What do we say to the God of Death? Not today
#OrderofMerritt

Hard-ass Space Mom, H... @Darth_Mommie

4K Followers 1K Following Until such a time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on. - Nick Fury What do we say to the God of Death? Not today #OrderofMerritt