ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

Former SWO; then small-time attorney. Never learned to code. Thought I could coast thru semi-retirement. Forgot my umbrella. 10 secs from another bad decision. San Diego Joined May 2021

Tweets

10K
Followers

113
Following

192
Likes

32K

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

5 days ago

Picking up my order, I'm told "Your pizza's not ready because I forgot the extra cheese so I started over. Do you want the wrong one, too?" Smiling, I replied "Has anyone ever said no to a free pizza?" "Not one of mine!" he laughed.

0 0 1 42 0

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

2 weeks ago

"Oh flimblebisker" is something I just said out loud while straightening & stretching my limbs before climbing off the bed. I need a nap before I check in to be issued my walker. Also, apparently the tennis balls are in a separate line.

0 0 0 21 0

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

2 weeks ago

Started writing song lyrics. The yellow jumped into the bridge & diverted the original flow. The blue is my attempt to massage them together. But maybe I should cut & make yellow its own thing? Appreciate any feedback.

0 0 1 22 0

Download Image

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

3 weeks ago

The dough knows what it did!

MandatoryFunDay @MonotoneMustang

3 weeks ago

The dough knows what it did!

9 5 165 6K 5

Download Video

0 0 0 15 0

Tor Books @torbooks

a month ago

Who's ready for a #sweepstakes?! Today, we're giving YOU the chance to win an ARC of #BrigandsandBreadknives by @TravisBaldree! Follow, like, and repost to enter! Good luck! #BrigandsandBreadknivesSweeps

22 248 327 11K 9

Download Image

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

a month ago

A friend mentioned that an interesting side effect of every person having their faces stuck in their phones is you can stare at the women all you want & nobody even notices.

0 0 0 12 0

San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo

a month ago

The cronchiest cronches to have ever cronched 🐢

10 118 878 15K 37

Download Video

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

a month ago

Happy birthday!

San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo

a month ago

Happy birthday!

10 145 1K 19K 50

Download Video

0 0 1 21 0

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

a month ago

School has started, which means the shrieks & howls of the urchins is again drowning out the noise of the jets taking off.

0 0 0 12 0

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

a month ago

If you ever NEED a sad country song (& sometimes we all do), try No Next Time by Allison Moorer. 🎶I didn't mean to break your heart. I apologize. If you just give me one more chance, there'll be no next time. I promise I will never break your heart again again again.🎶

0 0 0 24 0

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

2 months ago

It turns out this is really good for dipping your meat lover's pizza.

0 0 1 30 0

Download Image

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

2 months ago

🎶I just found out the name of your best friend. You been talkin' 'bout yourself again, ...🎶

0 0 0 16 0

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

2 months ago

🎶It's a shame about Ray. In the stone, under the dust, His name is still engraved. Some things need to go away. It's a shame about Ray.🎶

0 0 0 15 0

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

2 months ago

🎶 In your lips I sense a danger. You've got the eyes of a stranger!🎶

0 0 0 19 0

David Coverdale @davidcoverdale

2 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂

53 72 1K 56K 29

Download Image

ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle

2 months ago

Did the founders & pioneers in America just not know any teenage boys when they started naming places & things? My college played sports against Slippery Rock University, & well, you know the rest...