June @junebotprolly
Boring. Typos. Pleasantly morose. It’s probably a joke. I ruined cheese once. Ozarkish Joined August 2019-
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You know, a President that cared about the rampant antisemitism unfolding around the country would deploy the national guard to (peacefully) evacuate Hamas university protests and protect students and faculty at risk for violence from the terrorist occupation. But what do I know.
I am an autumn
I know this is the start of an apocalypse movie, but I would chance it once they get around to breast cancer.
I know this is the start of an apocalypse movie, but I would chance it once they get around to breast cancer.
Bless
How stable do you feel, June? Me:
Man, we are wildin today. I’ve got @nogooddeed2 AND @Bubola at my house and you wouldn’t believe the conversation. “Look! An Indigo Bunting!” “There are Bluebirds in the bird house” “Look at that Cardinal ho. She’s got 2 males chasing her”
You can’t write a doctoral thesis in 3 pictures. Oh yeah?
Girls are gross
If I had a time machine, I would go back and find the mother of Muhammad (of Islam) and kidnap her to a girls week somewhere during the month of his conception. No harm done. More peaceful world. Theoretically.
That one time I made an album cover dupe for no logical reason
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@junebotprolly I'm a that late transition from summer to fall where you get those first little chilly breezes at night, football's about to start, watermelon is in season locally, and is apple cider. And my birthday also.
@FudaBem @junebotprolly Yep. Same.
@junebotprolly Me. Insomnia is being extra c**ty tonight.
@junebotprolly As always I'm up, because my mind hates me. Hahaha
@junebotprolly I'm headed there now Goodnight ❤️🙏🏼🌻