Chicken Strips and Spaghettios @AAquietgirl2
Your number one source for feral and unhinged shenanigans. Out in the big no where Joined May 2020-
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NBD, just some filth out here #PedoPosting .
How cool would it be to build a nationwide politician trebuchet system to revitalize the public’a ability to absolutely YEET idiotic politicians into oblivionn thereby making America a more affordable country to live in again?
Dear Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Penthouse, and Ronald Regan's Ghost... I will be a very good girl all year if this happens.
Dear Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Penthouse, and Ronald Regan's Ghost... I will be a very good girl all year if this happens.
Mounted police should have sabers.
At least until my second cup of coffee...
I'm okay with this. But I want guarantees. I want it on paper, proof of sterilization. I want to know for sure that the pool skimmer of weird cultist belief is doing a good job removing the stupid from the gene pool.
I'm okay with this. But I want guarantees. I want it on paper, proof of sterilization. I want to know for sure that the pool skimmer of weird cultist belief is doing a good job removing the stupid from the gene pool.
I'd totally eat a T-Rex!
I've got maybe the patience for about 2 more minutes of this Umizoomi shit before I start kicking butts outside.
Pepper spray is alkaline, so use lemon juice to neutralize it
Right off the top of your head name the nation with a flag on the moon, a rover on Mars, and didn't lose a war to a flightless bird.
Right off the top of your head name the nation with a flag on the moon, a rover on Mars, and didn't lose a war to a flightless bird.
Hello Rock. Have you met Face?
Is it a law that communists have to be fugly, or just a coincidence that all communists are fuuuuuuugly.
Is it a law that communists have to be fugly, or just a coincidence that all communists are fuuuuuuugly.
I'm 44 and I've never been to Disney.
I'm 44 and I've never been to Disney.
“Saw this fucking monstrosity today. It can barely even fit into a 280 character tweet but these fucking things are legal? The hair color and glasses are the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen on a human. Fuck off to every single wanker who needs to complain on X for their ego.”
TV Character: Sorry I was curt when I answered the door... Husband: So what's your real name? And this is the random shit that cracks me up daily.
Sorry to hear you've got a headache.
I wax my mustache to keep it so beautifully styled.
I wax my mustache to keep it so beautifully styled. https://t.co/4j5mOFZFBj
Whichever one of you women out there raised this monster... go <<radio edit>>
Whichever one of you women out there raised this monster... go <<radio edit>>
Okay we need to crowdsource this woman a cut throat attorney because any man who is disgusted his wife breastfed their sons is 100% capable of becoming a family annihilator.
Random dev @randodev01
49 Followers 231 Following Actually learned to code. Conservative among a morass of communist statist progressives.
BeachLife1 🏖 🇺�.. @BeachlifeisB
2K Followers 2K Following 'Her soul is full of longing for the secret of the sea'...HWL. Nutrition/Carnivor-ish/ Whole food/Low Glycemic, Reversed T2D
Servant of 🌎 🙏�.. @omgpodcast22
5K Followers 6K Following Human🔥/female/daughter/mother👩🎤/ex wife🤷🏼♀/Amma👵/ activist\criminal/sister/lover/CCEMT-P/friend/angel\sinner/dog lover #JazzysFund #organifiedtech
MItchellproud @freefromtwisted
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DM Verax @LearnFromThis_
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Sunshine 🌞 on my s.. @magicalmomU7
2K Followers 2K Following Born in Cleveland. Grew up in Buffalo. Christian. Book enthusiast. Mystery lover. #autismparent I don't suffer fools. Not really Wonder Woman
random_scrub @random_scrub
915 Followers 2K Following Aerospace engineer, Lutheran, avid board gamer, and all-around geek.
❌Michael S❌ @MichaelS1966ms
2K Followers 2K Following In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -- George Orwell
Ken Herron, Sawyer. @IMill4You
400 Followers 1K Following Lover of God, former Caregiver to parents, Sawyer, simple man. built power plants, power transmission, software development, network security BSTexChem, BS CHE
Vinny Da Vinci 🏴�.. @VinnyVinny6644
5K Followers 5K Following Veteran #MAGA #PureBlood #1A #2A #ConstitutionalConservative #IStandWithIsrael #GoonTwitter
Iggy @Iggy_Lou_S
499 Followers 882 Following You have mistaken me for someone that cares. I don’t. I am also never wrong, also jacking it to student protesters getting sprayed on College campuses. 🍆💦
MP Burton @MPaulBurton1
160 Followers 577 Following Boiler Up / Maker of Water / Repository of Highly Intellectual Stuff 🤯/ Slayer of Hash Slingin Slasher / Lover of Lana
Mike Hunt @FloridaBound023
493 Followers 895 Following Snarky reply guy with a penchant for guns, hunting and fishing
charlie’s dad @Xszcrpk1
522 Followers 3K Following I’m just a little odd. Liberty loving ammosexual, sharing is caring (IYKYK), some things may be 18+ 🤷🏽♂️
snowblind_rockstar @snowblind_racer
6 Followers 44 Following
Tyberos @TyberosTheRed
452 Followers 1K Following Will the power-hungry lives be spared Or will their thrones become electric chairs
Shipwreck @markthesnark
4K Followers 2K Following sorry about your luck - Follow me. We are going to Davy Jones Locker. We can tell sea stories on the way.
SixPoundLine @PeaGravelNed
916 Followers 2K Following Not that guy, didn't do that thing (as far as you know). Sultan of Smallmouth. Purveyor of tiny jigs. Taught your mom to Ned Rig.
Gwen of the North Ice.. @GwenNorth14
1K Followers 1K Following 6'2" of cold fury. Door gunner. Apprentice Meat Plumber. Super Tweeter©
Mad Bomber Hat @MadBomberHat
590 Followers 2K Following Not Mad. Not a bomber. Not a hat. NOT affiliated with the fine people that make such awesome headgear at https://t.co/WaT4WfKjsq @MadBomberCo CEO Gamer Dad
Yooper Milje @YooperMilje
996 Followers 2K Following 💯club💯, Former fat guy, 525 pounds to 285 pounds, outdoorsman, fatphobe, part of the problem
Jr Bonner @bonner_jr1979
580 Followers 505 Following Father husband heavy equipment mechanic. Blessed with more than I deserve. Waffle House sucks, and A-1 on steak is proof God loves us.
Bulldog Thunder Redux @BulldogThundr
728 Followers 1K Following Drop Round, Make Boom, Get Cookie! Former 11C Extraordinaire. YC SAR and some other cool guy stuff. Back for round two! Goldcorp Mortar SL
Federalist Musket🇺.. @Patriot_Musket
17K Followers 1K Following “DeSimptard.” Thanks for re-upping the tweet. Reply Guy, Emeritus.
The Texas Hangman @TheTexasHangman
853 Followers 672 Following Sarcastic Appalachistan KYLP Asshole Parody Jokes Still no Epstein List arrests. Only those that disobeyed, survived.
blakmac @blakmaclives
862 Followers 2K Following Burner account my ass. I have the shusher. It's probably satire. It could be sarcastic. It might even be whimsy. Either way, you should laugh. I am out of
Jack Snabble @jacksnabble
99 Followers 609 Following
kadmiel @kadmielsforge
213 Followers 493 Following biblical anarchist 35 m single #goobcorp memer. all porn shit gets blocked fuck off
Alan D. Muirhead the .. @StarkWastlander
1K Followers 1K Following The church of Jesus Christ of #LatterDaySaints Nevada mission June 10th 2024 - June 2026
Boris the Radioactive.. @eurotec007
3K Followers 3K Following Welcome to the Hermit Kingdom. Go away. Nobody wants to live here. WE don’t want to live here. 2024 Boris Group PMC Repost 👑 LFG!
MetaThor 🏴 @MetaThor4
1K Followers 2K Following Catain America 2.0 🇵🇦🇺🇸 Ⓐ Disenchanted Vet. NDS Medal Recipient. Cyber. Not nice. ابك أكثر
Honkeytown @Honkeytown
997 Followers 1K Following
gun nerd @BitcoinNoder
602 Followers 590 Following bird watcher don't take my observations as opinions
Kilo @KiloActually
808 Followers 989 Following The left wants you dead. Anti-Tyrant. Human Supremacist.
Dustin Debris @DalstraMike
1K Followers 961 Following Lover, fighter, wild bull rider, soldier,ironworker, crane operator. #IronWill, once quote tweeted by famous Author and slow sequel writer of Mongol Moon. 🌵
Daniel @DhooverD
612 Followers 4K Following
War Horse Tactical @WarHorseTac
93 Followers 153 Following Unapologetic 2A absolutist. Veteran owned and operated handmade leather tactical gear and apparel. Yes this is a new account, do with that what you will.
KS Catholic Guy @kscatholicguy
12 Followers 611 Following
Crack Grenades @CrackGrenades
42 Followers 79 Following Wacky musician guy. Responsible for musical acts like: TermaNexus BRKN.GLSS Asylum Major Sonus Bippity, bop, but also, kazow
Survivorkitty/ Cat Sh.. @SurvivorKitty
6K Followers 5K Following Canine behaviourist. Artist #2A #TRM #Women4GunRights #1MMAGC #SMCG
RestlessMasses ✝️ @RestlessMasses
279 Followers 394 Following Do not let propaganda inform you. For the pursuit of knowledge, discussion, virtue, and Truth. Romans 12:2, Galatians 4:16 Tune in, Wed. Fri. podcast.
NotPeaches_Sab @notPeachessab
321 Followers 501 Following You know who this is, your favorite POL trooper...
Random dev @randodev01
49 Followers 231 Following Actually learned to code. Conservative among a morass of communist statist progressives.
BeachLife1 🏖 🇺�.. @BeachlifeisB
2K Followers 2K Following 'Her soul is full of longing for the secret of the sea'...HWL. Nutrition/Carnivor-ish/ Whole food/Low Glycemic, Reversed T2D
Ex Umbris Designs �.. @ExUmbrisDesigns
23K Followers 722 Following Ex Umbris is owned and operated by a former Green Beret. Tested by Special Operations, hand sewn in the US, Lifetime Warranty.
Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator
689K Followers 1K Following YouTuber, skate shop owner, former police and SWAT officer, veteran, gamer, foodie, Kentucky colonel. Co-host of @unsubscribecast
Dylan Griffith @LivingDadJoke
10K Followers 502 Following Man among the ruins - Father - Married to @ArchetypalDork - Statements do not reflect the position of any departments or agencies unless explicitly stated.
DM Verax @LearnFromThis_
6K Followers 5K Following Writer, Copy Editor and Producer specializing in Fantasy and Science Fiction Gaming Material #TTRPG #dnd
Sunshine 🌞 on my s.. @magicalmomU7
2K Followers 2K Following Born in Cleveland. Grew up in Buffalo. Christian. Book enthusiast. Mystery lover. #autismparent I don't suffer fools. Not really Wonder Woman
random_scrub @random_scrub
915 Followers 2K Following Aerospace engineer, Lutheran, avid board gamer, and all-around geek.
Ken Herron, Sawyer. @IMill4You
400 Followers 1K Following Lover of God, former Caregiver to parents, Sawyer, simple man. built power plants, power transmission, software development, network security BSTexChem, BS CHE
❌Michael S❌ @MichaelS1966ms
2K Followers 2K Following In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -- George Orwell
Vinny Da Vinci 🏴�.. @VinnyVinny6644
5K Followers 5K Following Veteran #MAGA #PureBlood #1A #2A #ConstitutionalConservative #IStandWithIsrael #GoonTwitter
Iggy @Iggy_Lou_S
499 Followers 882 Following You have mistaken me for someone that cares. I don’t. I am also never wrong, also jacking it to student protesters getting sprayed on College campuses. 🍆💦
MP Burton @MPaulBurton1
160 Followers 577 Following Boiler Up / Maker of Water / Repository of Highly Intellectual Stuff 🤯/ Slayer of Hash Slingin Slasher / Lover of Lana
Mike Hunt @FloridaBound023
493 Followers 895 Following Snarky reply guy with a penchant for guns, hunting and fishing
charlie’s dad @Xszcrpk1
522 Followers 3K Following I’m just a little odd. Liberty loving ammosexual, sharing is caring (IYKYK), some things may be 18+ 🤷🏽♂️
snowblind_rockstar @snowblind_racer
6 Followers 44 Following
Tyberos @TyberosTheRed
452 Followers 1K Following Will the power-hungry lives be spared Or will their thrones become electric chairs
Bradley Hartwig @bradley_hartwig
134 Followers 364 Following
SixPoundLine @PeaGravelNed
916 Followers 2K Following Not that guy, didn't do that thing (as far as you know). Sultan of Smallmouth. Purveyor of tiny jigs. Taught your mom to Ned Rig.
Shipwreck @markthesnark
4K Followers 2K Following sorry about your luck - Follow me. We are going to Davy Jones Locker. We can tell sea stories on the way.
Gwen of the North Ice.. @GwenNorth14
1K Followers 1K Following 6'2" of cold fury. Door gunner. Apprentice Meat Plumber. Super Tweeter©
Mad Bomber Hat @MadBomberHat
590 Followers 2K Following Not Mad. Not a bomber. Not a hat. NOT affiliated with the fine people that make such awesome headgear at https://t.co/WaT4WfKjsq @MadBomberCo CEO Gamer Dad
Yooper Milje @YooperMilje
996 Followers 2K Following 💯club💯, Former fat guy, 525 pounds to 285 pounds, outdoorsman, fatphobe, part of the problem
Jr Bonner @bonner_jr1979
580 Followers 505 Following Father husband heavy equipment mechanic. Blessed with more than I deserve. Waffle House sucks, and A-1 on steak is proof God loves us.
Bulldog Thunder Redux @BulldogThundr
728 Followers 1K Following Drop Round, Make Boom, Get Cookie! Former 11C Extraordinaire. YC SAR and some other cool guy stuff. Back for round two! Goldcorp Mortar SL
Federalist Musket🇺.. @Patriot_Musket
17K Followers 1K Following “DeSimptard.” Thanks for re-upping the tweet. Reply Guy, Emeritus.
Official Bluey TV @OfficialBlueyTV
144K Followers 65 Following Welcome to the Bluey official Twitter account! 💙Follow for updates including episodes, events & merchandise. This is a commercial channel from BBC Studios
Band Aid King Dempsey.. @DempMcgee
24K Followers 1K Following YAM WRANGLER, Thought criminal, purveyor of fine smartassery, Gun Illmunati, SCHHOGT, SELLER OF FINE TRAUMA GEAR
The Texas Hangman @TheTexasHangman
853 Followers 672 Following Sarcastic Appalachistan KYLP Asshole Parody Jokes Still no Epstein List arrests. Only those that disobeyed, survived.
kadmiel @kadmielsforge
213 Followers 493 Following biblical anarchist 35 m single #goobcorp memer. all porn shit gets blocked fuck off
Jack Snabble @jacksnabble
99 Followers 609 Following
blakmac @blakmaclives
862 Followers 2K Following Burner account my ass. I have the shusher. It's probably satire. It could be sarcastic. It might even be whimsy. Either way, you should laugh. I am out of
MetaThor 🏴 @MetaThor4
1K Followers 2K Following Catain America 2.0 🇵🇦🇺🇸 Ⓐ Disenchanted Vet. NDS Medal Recipient. Cyber. Not nice. ابك أكثر
Honkeytown @Honkeytown
997 Followers 1K Following
Boris the Radioactive.. @eurotec007
3K Followers 3K Following Welcome to the Hermit Kingdom. Go away. Nobody wants to live here. WE don’t want to live here. 2024 Boris Group PMC Repost 👑 LFG!
Alan D. Muirhead the .. @StarkWastlander
1K Followers 1K Following The church of Jesus Christ of #LatterDaySaints Nevada mission June 10th 2024 - June 2026
gun nerd @BitcoinNoder
602 Followers 590 Following bird watcher don't take my observations as opinions
Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo
22K Followers 431 Following Director of DEI at Tepper Aviation. Amateur Shawarma Enthusiast. Can quote the fights Historical. Found him in Mombasa in a bar room drinking gin. MZRA
Kilo @KiloActually
808 Followers 989 Following The left wants you dead. Anti-Tyrant. Human Supremacist.
Dustin Debris @DalstraMike
1K Followers 961 Following Lover, fighter, wild bull rider, soldier,ironworker, crane operator. #IronWill, once quote tweeted by famous Author and slow sequel writer of Mongol Moon. 🌵
Daniel @DhooverD
612 Followers 4K Following
War Horse Tactical @WarHorseTac
93 Followers 153 Following Unapologetic 2A absolutist. Veteran owned and operated handmade leather tactical gear and apparel. Yes this is a new account, do with that what you will.
KS Catholic Guy @kscatholicguy
12 Followers 611 Following
@fresheggistan @AAquietgirl2 *triangular bayonet has entered the chat
Yo, someone check this bishes computer and mobile devices..
@EleanorSiren Pretty proud of being a pedophile, ain’t ya?
@AAquietgirl2 @DillowTalk2 modern communism comes from a place of jealousy and greed.
@AAquietgirl2 I wish... I worked in bars for a decade. I got to see it happen first hand.
How cool would it be to build a nationwide politician trebuchet system to revitalize the public’a ability to absolutely YEET idiotic politicians into oblivionn thereby making America a more affordable country to live in again?
How cool would it be to build a nationwide passenger railway system to revitalize our public transportation and make it affordable and accessible for all Americans? It’s what I will work for in the United States Senate.
Gotta light?
🔴Rob Reiner has said that he will set himself on fire if Donald Trump becomes president. Thoughts?
@DillowTalk2 @friday_luk To be honest, it was awesome being a cop (Deputy) on a horse...😁😎
@friday_luk @DillowTalk2 They should have came with bull whips!
Nothing I hate more than punk ass kids that don't know what the fuck they are talking about trying to disrupt our Constitutional Republic! Fuck these iPhone wannabe commie dipshits!
Punching up is funny. Punching down is funny. Punching straight across also is funny. Because comedy isn’t about speaking truth to power or discomforting the comfortable—it’s about how it’s funny when someone not you gets punched If it’s you that’s punched, it’s funny to others
I unequivocally condemn Tulane for not teaching their students about the effectiveness of NOPD's crowd control techniques.
I unequivocally condemn @Tulane deploying mounted police against peaceful protestors.
ZOMBIES!
A man allegedly murdered another man at a bus stop near the Las Vegas Strip, eating his victim’s face in the process, according to documents the @8NewsNow Investigators obtained. 8newsnow.com/investigators/…
This knucklehead is wholly unfamiliar with the fact there are people with physical disabilities.
@AAquietgirl2 I think the haircut is your guarantee
"Oh, you have guard dogs? That's cute.. I've got a flock of 5ft tall murder birbs protecting my house.."
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