Cliff Jordan @CliffJordan6
husband, father, grandfather, USMC combat vet, small business owner and tireless supporter of individual liberty jordanshomecookn.com Cypress, TX Joined July 2017-
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Captain Planet pls stop
Did you hear about the mute chicken? 🤔 It didn't give a cluck. (Sorry about the fowl language). 🤭
@AnotherHomoCon 🤣🤣 not the dildo of consequences again!!!😭😭😭
Anyone read about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? He was a small medium at large
Somebody just knocked on my door asking for a donation to put in a city pool. So I gave them a bottle of water.
Tried the first of my KRS hot sauce from @Half_A_Pond on dinner tonight. Had a little of the original and the blackberry. Both are fantastic. The smokiness and heat mixed nicely with the chicken and cauliflower stirfry I griddled without overpowering the dish. 10/10 will do again
It's all fun and games until...
Been awhile. No idea what day this should be but here’s a dad joke: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? Stationary
After my second “Wow” or “That's crazy,” I need you to wrap your story up ‘cause I'm over it. 😑🥱
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him and finally caught him by the organ. 👀😬
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14K Followers 13K Following Libertas Esto Perpetua I got opinions, they're mine. #KindIdaho #BringOurTroopsHome #EVOLve #kNOWchange #kNOWpower #kNOWjustice #kNOWpeacePanda Panda Panda �.. @ardobla77
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2K Followers 2K Following I have Amnesia from before 2018. I am artistic. I have the 'tism. ♡ Egoism. saving for explant surgery. https://t.co/q0ZQAmc9IU https://t.co/90GZjskwnq@CliffJordan6 @BeksWineWhiskey Exactly and if there aren’t more and you think there should be, open one.
I just turned in my final paper for my senior class I hope I didn’t fuck it up.
WTF dad.
BREAKING: Joe Biden is the least popular president at this point in his presidency in the last 70 years, below even Jimmy Carter, according to a new Gallup poll.
@LuckyMcGee Or maybe we could stick to just charging the people who actually committed the crime?
Something has been really bothering me since the Crumbley's arrest and subsequent charges and convictions, stemming from the awful school shooting their son committed. I've hesitated to say anything, but I can't hold back, and am going to say the damn thing that may make some a…
@LuckyMcGee That is indeed the elephant in the room everyone wants to ignore
Guess my invite got caught in my spam folder
This photo will cause many to shake in rage and break their smartphones. @harryjsisson @stclairashley
Race baiter? I don’t even like running. Read a book
@TheCensoredRock Paint balls are not bullets. You answered my question anyway. All my statements are accurate. You're welcome for the free education I gave you. Now, quit being a race baiter.
Who is a character that you're slowly turning into?
Who is a character that you're slowly turning into?
Cheers, bechachos. Drink up @D_H_Cannon
What percentage of the female population is….. *Not on SSRI’s *Not on birth control *Not obese *Not Covid vaccinated
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I’ll start. I’m 32 and I've NEVER LICKED A SPARKPLUG AND I'VE NEVER SNIFFED A STINKBUG AND I'VE NEVER PAINTED DAISIES ON A BIG RED RUBBER BALL AND I'VE NEVER BATHED IN YOGURT AND I DONT LOOK GOOD IN LEGGINGSSS AND I'VE NEVER…
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I’ll start. I’m 46 and I’ve never gotten married.
@CliffJordan6 @BeksWineWhiskey Aye. I suspect that most places would remain smoke free anyway because propaganda, I mean education, is more effective than prohibition. There just aren’t as many smokers today as there were 20 years ago.
It’s a lovely, warm evening. A little windy, but it feels lovely. I’m sitting here listening to frogs and the crickets and I am very content. Life is good. 🩷
"It's nearly impossible to be AS ABSURD as reality at the moment, which sucks for me." - Dr. Freckles