Kevin E. Cleary (Parody) @kevcleary
I will eventually be credited with discovering the cure for procrastination. Pronouns: he/him Cleveland, OH, USA Joined October 2009-
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Here's a classic stand-up skit from Steven Wright. I personally find him hilarious. Enjoy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
men should have curfews so women can go out at night
men should have curfews so women can go out at night
Look for the love.
Let the record show that the first thing the new "Department of War" did was threaten to invade an American city.
1992 - Noted Pedophile Hunter and FBI Informant Donald Trump preparing to rape underage girls to gather evidence against Jeffrey Epstein
Por estas cosas pago Internet 😁
we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash
Just passed the remote to my roommate’s younger brother and told him “alright, you drive” and he immediately put on Blade. No browsing, no scrolling, straight to Blade. Dudes really do rock sometimes
no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed
"Where do centrists find our Mamdani?" You had your Mamdani. His name was Barack Obama. He had once-in-a-generation charisma. And because centrism is a bankrupt, useless ideology, he was a terrible president. You had your chance, sorry!
"Where do centrists find our Mamdani?" You had your Mamdani. His name was Barack Obama. He had once-in-a-generation charisma. And because centrism is a bankrupt, useless ideology, he was a terrible president. You had your chance, sorry!
I don't know why birthday cakes are trending with SNAP, but every child deserves a birthday cake no matter their parents' income status and if you don't agree you're a monster.
“weekend plans??”
what are some good petards for someone who’s just getting into being hoisted

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