Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138
I retweet funny people. Fat legged idiot. Tweets are jokes. https://t.co/8w8qUjJAND twitter.com/search?q=From%… Albion Park, N.S.W. Australia Joined March 2009-
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I hate having a bunch of coworkers with awful B.O. But this is part of the fun at the morgue.
My clairvoyant told me that people who believe in ghosts need to grow up and snap back to reality.
Reach out to me when your first 15 preferences didn't answer.
Too bad the love of your life won't be able to manipulate and change you into being the love of her life.
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Whoever invented the coffee table must have been like “fuck every other drink”.
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Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this
Sometimes they'll throw shit at you. You've just got to laugh in their faeces.
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you watched two 3-minute videos, you didn’t “go down a rabbit hole”
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I switch off the light and say to the new cat, “Turn on your night vision.” It's so sweet your teeth will hurt.
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The dominant male in a herd of reindeer is called the maindeer send tweet
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make a long story short by not telling the story in the first place
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1989: Make sure to see the Rolling Stones. This is probably their last tour.
My kid drank an entire bottle of 'No More Tears' and it made his crying even worse.
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Got banned for life from the vet's for calling the person who operated on my cat a 'furgeon'.
It appears that my emotional support taipans have not been appreciated at the nursing home.
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ATTENTION: If You Watched the Presidential Debate, You May Be Entitled to Financial Compensation
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I just want a love like Swayze and Demi in 'Ghost', where I'm dead for the whole time.
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580 Followers 5K Following I have a lot to answer for….life is not tried , it is merely survived when standing outside the fire! ( Garth Brooks )
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281 Followers 3K Following soy Cocinero panadero y pastelero y cocinero de sushi 🍣. amo viajar por el mundo 🌍
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karanbir singh 🫶 @karanbirtinna
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61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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dire wolf @ADDiane
29K Followers 2K Following I guess 40 more years is FINE 😤 https://t.co/tvbIjt1kXf
Danny @Mardigroan
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bornmiserable.bsky.so.. @bornmiserable
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Pru @prufrockluvsong
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Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
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12K Followers 10K Following I’m verified. My blue check was free. I got the discounted, invisible version.
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Karma🍎Apples 🇺�.. @karmaapples
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426 Followers 2K Following Retired Middle School Principal in Lincoln, NE -- Opinions contained in tweets and retweets are my own. #Sandhills #Huskers #Chiefs
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TheInkedNanny90👩�.. @InkedNanny90
2K Followers 5K Following “ We shape our own destiny, we have dreams and ambitions, and we make choices. “ - The Gate house
Scrümbled Eggs 🇵�.. @scrumble_eggs
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livin @lowkey5051
198 Followers 155 Following I don't get the paper anymore so this is my funny pages.
Sex Panther* @raincoatworms
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@BrianDavidLowe @SteveMascord Are you a dickhead by choice or did religion make you this way?
@SnoogThe The slater team. Him alone would smash all the old blokes on the other team
Whoever invented the coffee table must have been like “fuck every other drink”.
Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this
Vale Franco Cozzo.
you watched two 3-minute videos, you didn’t “go down a rabbit hole”
I switch off the light and say to the new cat, “Turn on your night vision.” It's so sweet your teeth will hurt.
The dominant male in a herd of reindeer is called the maindeer send tweet
make a long story short by not telling the story in the first place
1989: Make sure to see the Rolling Stones. This is probably their last tour.
[Billy Joel voice] 🎶Tupac Shakur's killer identified Dianne Feinstein finally died Elon Musk wearing his cowboy hat wrong WHO STILL LIKES THIS FUCKING SONG🎶
There are very few celebrities I actually care about. But some deaths have affected me personally. First Robin Williams. And now Matthew Perry. Thanks for bringing smiles and laughter to my life, Chandler. God speed. Rest well.
politics is the one industry where people are encouraged to be as old as possible while getting nothing done at the same time
BREAKING: anti-Semitic transphobe Elon Musk has died after a long battle with pronouns. he was 52 years old. Musk leaves behind sad dance moves, child support payments, prematurely exploding rockets, self-driving cars that kill people, and a cowboy hat that he wore backwards
Try Wearing a Cowboy Hat Backwards in a Small Town
Happy birthday Mark. Thanks again for making mine weird and wonderful 🎂
I Woke up fucking fabulous! Who’s your favorite Street Fighter character?
Life is full of choices. Choose Blanka! #StreetFighter
Got banned for life from the vet's for calling the person who operated on my cat a 'furgeon'.
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