Carissa Explains Nothing @realcarissas
🖤 redhead rebel 🖤 linktr.ee/carissaexplain… Columbus, OH Joined February 2017-
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For the record, it’s possible to rape your wife. If she says “no,” and you proceed, you’re raping her. Stop. Immediately,
It’s really scary how men will say all the sweetest things and get you to think he is absolutely amazing. They get you to fall for him, then the sweetness fades and the lies begin to show. Over and over again…it’s no wonder so many women are opting out of relationships with men.
A lot of requests for more pictures of me in this gold bodysuit, so I’m taking new pictures for the Patreons this week 😁
When men argue that we should be more afraid of bears than men they’re either foolishly disregarding the facts, or they’re being dishonest & trying to convince us we’re safe with them which is highly suspicious. Men who care about women care about our emotional & physical safety.
Me: “I don’t go on runs alone.” Men: “You hate men!” Me: “So I can trust men?” Men: “No, not the criminals.” Me: “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO IS WHO?!!”
It’s funny to me to see other creators say spicy things or post 🔥🔥🔥 pictures and get no pushback. But I say the things or post the photos and ohhh the pearl clutching! Maybe it’s the red hair.
All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary And I love you, it's ruining my life I needed this song in May 2023.
I’ve reached the age where I saw a picture of Richard Karn from the Home Improvement days and thought to myself, “wow… I had no idea he was hot!”
Hurting someone then blocking/avoiding them isn’t protecting your peace, it’s avoiding accountability for your words and actions.
If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.
There is a sidewalk right behind my apartment so if I open the blinds over my sliding door I get to watch all the dogs in the neighborhood being walked past all throughout the day. It’s delightful.
Carissa @CarissasNewLife
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ur invited to my platonic edging party but that doesn't mean u can come 🫶
still don’t get how an “expat” is different from an immigrant
sometimes i think about how one day there will be no new taylor swift songs to hear for the first time and it makes me sad.
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@realcarissas His character was sweet and nice unlike Tim Allen's jerk of a character and that was hot.
If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.
LEAKED: Footage of Kristi Noem visiting a local pet store
A balm for the eyes.
Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat straight men the way that they treat women
And yet, the perspective of the photo is someone IN the hospital bed. Doesn’t seem “healthy,” now does it?
any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...
@realcarissas There's one guy who looks normal in that entire picture. I want to know HIS story. What dark evil secrets are hiding in HIS closet?
This is a disturbing post, for many reasons, I will start with taking a photo and sharing (presumably) without permission. We do not know the person’s struggles with health - absolutely no idea. They may have lost 4 stone here and feeling more positive. I am pretty sure this…
any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...
@PastorTrey05 My theory is it was a love letter addressed to Trump to let him know she can get down and dirty. And if he picks her all those dog loving white people won’t give a damn.