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(in)finite menace & a slight hum/ (They/Them)/ the dog in the manger eats its anger. 500px.com/worldeater Tepid Peppermint Wonderland Joined May 2009-
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If you're a southpaw, you might as well go get fucked, because there sure as shit no instruments for us.
If you're a southpaw, you might as well go get fucked, because there sure as shit no instruments for us.
Wait, my dad, or your dad?
Wait, my dad, or your dad?
The only thing I can think about for late night in the cities that is important to me are bathrooms. Thank golly for Cub. 🥹🥹🥹 Also while you're there, you can grab some packets of miracle whip, and 20 containers of yogurt.
Ah. Now I know what film is being ripped, and probably shouldn't. I have morals about this, and if you're able to see it, and put money towards it, do so.
Ben Gibbard mega church ft. Jenny Lewis.
Succession could never. youtu.be/lITW7ENonks?si…
Succession could never. youtu.be/lITW7ENonks?si…
The bear isn't a problem. The man is.
It's going to be 70°F tomorrow. 🙄🙄🙄
Oh wow Cross My Heart (1987) is like a dating version of My Dinner with Andre. Amazing. Annette O'Toole and Martin Short are fantastic. Such chemistry.
Almost 80% of the people who backed my last Kickstarter will get their books delivered to them ASAP. The rest soon after. We spent 5 days -morning to night packing them up and getting them out, mainly because I give a shit. It's good to give a shit about the things you love.
G&L bass, for basses. I don't remember the brand for any other instruments.
G&L bass, for basses. I don't remember the brand for any other instruments.
Great question.
Great question.
I'm not watching this, but no I didn't. I will stir my own coffee.
I'm not watching this, but no I didn't. I will stir my own coffee.
I don't have a proper perspective of if I have done anything, but as far as sadness I've been saved from... Dozens upon dozens of people, some I don't know the names of, some are creatures that don't need names,...
I don't have a proper perspective of if I have done anything, but as far as sadness I've been saved from... Dozens upon dozens of people, some I don't know the names of, some are creatures that don't need names,...
Boy, when you put all those zeros down you realize how little of a number those are, and how barely anything could be done with any of it.
Boy, when you put all those zeros down you realize how little of a number those are, and how barely anything could be done with any of it.
I was trying to think of how amazing it would be if we (U.S.) spent $1,000,000,000,000 internally, but then I realized by the time it was all said and done, only like 500,000,000 would be used to do the actual things, and the rest was just bullshit.
Church Buddeh @ChercheBuddy
679 Followers 2K Following Everybody's just like you it's true ~~~~~~~~~ Everybody wants a good thing too Braised meats enjoyer - pragmatic leftist - long live Lee Hazlewood
Jilrubia @jilrubia
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Peter Stubbs @PeterSt69301444
579 Followers 2K Following Not a lot to report. Sophomoric humor. Unwarranted self-importance. Single father of a now-teenager. Occasional photography and/or art. He/him/“Hey! Moron!” PNW
Anne Glynn Buckvold @ABuckvold
9K Followers 9K Following Lakes freeze, lakes thaw and women are always strong. I tweet barefoot from my kitchen. A wicked good organizer. I relate. LICSW St. Cloud mayoral candidate ‘24
maude 🍉 @sheisartmoney
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Stacia Kaywood - Auth.. @StaciaKaywood
2K Followers 1K Following Giving the world a spicy happily ever after one book at a time!
atom bomb theyby @DJ_Baby_Bundt
175 Followers 366 Following Cody. 33. They/Them 🏳️⚧️Fallout Enthusiast ☢️ #Xbox - IndieLumberjack / #Twitch - DJ_Baby_Bundt
Beeves on the Line @BeevesOn
965 Followers 2K Following A perfectly NORMAL a/c for sharing choice quotes from @beefanddairy while enjoying our great nation's rail network. What exactly is 'weird' about that, Helen?
McTekne @McTekne21106
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Rogue Turdlette @RogueTurdlett
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Jimmy Lonetti @DJGloveRepair
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dramamine @dramamine2022
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Minnesota Cloud Proje.. @MNCloudProject
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All Roads Lead to MN�.. @AllRoadsMN
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Cortney Dean @cortneydeano
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Emma Buntrock-Muller @EmmaOfTheImpact
3K Followers 2K Following | Horror Movies | Photographer | Team @letusinpodcast | Email: [email protected]
Life of the Record @LifeoftheRecord
2K Followers 4K Following Classic albums, told by the people who made them.
Steve Ludwick @ITOLJASO
195 Followers 498 Following I try to be funny. Turns out I'm just rude. If you have a friend just like me chances are I'll hate 'em.
Ken O’Conazole, Pha.. @dr_o_slayyy
2K Followers 737 Following Dr. Ken (he/him) 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Farmacy and Phallout (and Star Trek). Views are personal/not sponsored by employer #pizzaisnotworking #trans #TwitteRx
Katrina Elsi @katrina_elsi
340 Followers 101 Following Clumsy. She/her. Inordinately fond of cheese. All opinions here are strictly my own.
white wine supernova @mjms323
2K Followers 2K Following Was a fan of Christian Yelich even when he sucked. Therapist w a PoliSci degree that I don’t use. She/Her/Hers. yep I’m fat #ThisIsMyCrew #GoPackGo #ACAB
Lisa (she/her/y’all.. @Lisa_Frame
4K Followers 4K Following #GenX - Southern Stories. Essayist. NC Native. Appalachia born/bred. Love grits, sweet tea, & the Oxford Comma. #BlackLivesMatter #StopAAPIHate Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Shelley @shelley_rohar
4K Followers 3K Following PhDc @McGillu | Interested in all things Ed Psych/Cog Sci/MedEd | Mental Health & Medical Interaction #CA #emca #MDANT
❄️ KnitInuk ❄�.. @knitinukAlt
875 Followers 2K Following ❄️ (she/her) #Iñupiaq and Scottish 😎 I play with #yarn 🧶 https://t.co/QetEbCMyEz 🧶 No one is illegal on stolen land #abolishICE \m/ Abortion is Healthcare
Nicole Oertli King al.. @NicoleOKing
3K Followers 5K Following Legal industry professional, former owner of clothing not covered in dog hair. She/her. RT's not endorsements; no opinions are legal advice. #twinja
Mt. Olympus @MtOlympusUT
1K Followers 1K Following 40.6566° N, 111.7710°W, over on Threads mtolympusut #fuckelon
Microplastics Explode.. @DiabolicalSpuds
12K Followers 3K Following strange but not a stranger alt: @sputuminducer
Onion Weigher 𓄽 �.. @onionweigher
59K Followers 5K Following § 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone
205K Followers 20K Following Award-winning writer of comics and animation, consultant, producer. Works for DC, Marvel, WB, many many more. Repped by Ari Lubet, [email protected]
shiftedshaped @shiftedshaped
3K Followers 5K Following funeral director / mortician. reiki practitioner with @ReikiMinnesota. forever balancing grief with radical gratitude. reiki booking: https://t.co/qCTxCFS1EN
Daily Garfcast @DailyGarfcast
7K Followers 7K Following Your daily edition of Garfield, audibly! The original! Header image by @KiloSqueared PFP by @nikkianbeloved
Ethel Hubbard (Parody.. @EthelH_F13
2K Followers 1K Following I live on a farm with my useless son, Junior. I make the best goddamn stew in the whole wide world.
Sheriff Mike Garris @Sheriff_Garris
2K Followers 1K Following Sheriff of Forest Green. Father to Megan. Shotgun enthusiast.
Savannah Kae @SavvyWroteThat
2K Followers 2K Following Essayist who writes about social justice, racism, mental health, and other stuff on @Medium | she/her
sabreena @aneerbas
1K Followers 878 Following She/Her. I like smart and funny things. I miss hugs. I love your dog(s).
Bonkers Ass Cinema @bonkersasscin
10K Followers 10K Following Film Blog by @mattdrotman | Dedicated to the Wildest of Horror and Exploitation | Buy the Book on Amazon | https://t.co/yzTksxnQ1W |
Penguin @villarustica
582 Followers 4K Following The U- 82. Love or hate, College Football is just better when the Canes are relevant. 3 Cane grandkids and counting #Canes
Polly @GlassPolly
136 Followers 433 Following Just another music obsessed, book loving, sci-fi fan girl wrapped up in a hoodie. Instagram: glasspolly
Annie @BadgrGrl21
2K Followers 4K Following Horror movie lover & book-obsessed. Fantasy wife of any hot fella with sizeable facial scruff. Host of #fullmoonfrights on Tues nites #voteblue
sam @samsam_washere
2K Followers 3K Following Midwest + Tar Heel twist. covering climate. friend-aunt. i make things. simple, clear messages, repeated often. skating twitter member. oversharer 🌻
Peter Stubbs @PeterSt69301444
579 Followers 2K Following Not a lot to report. Sophomoric humor. Unwarranted self-importance. Single father of a now-teenager. Occasional photography and/or art. He/him/“Hey! Moron!” PNW
sober socialist @sober_socialist
2K Followers 1K Following heartland socialist. sober. founder/principal at build power strategies and head coach of @thefundschool board @ifnotnoworg
Pro-choice Auntie @WisKanSass
9K Followers 645 Following if you follow me you’re pro-choice that’s the rules | Crazy Plant Lady 🪴 | she/her | 1312 | 🐱🐱🐶🐶🐶🦎
WhenToStream.com @WhenToStream
26K Followers 74 Following Tracking the latest film streaming premieres in the US. Also Follow @WhenToScreen Our release date calendar: https://t.co/fWZfH8oB8n
Larissa Nicole @LarissaJakubow
175 Followers 375 Following Educator turned PhD Candidate. Researching students with disabilities and social studies curriculum @MSUCollegeofEd
Accompanying Person�.. @ShadyCatLady2
491 Followers 669 Following “Be gentle with yourself, and fierce with the bosses” — Jorts. Jewess. she/her IG @shadycatlady.nc 🐳 ShadyCatLady & https://t.co/kX5hFr5wCV
alinahdee.bsky.social @AliNahdee
3K Followers 2K Following Pigment Challenged Anishinaabe | Indigiqueer | Founder of @ALINAHDEETEST & @DOESTHENDNLIVE & @antinativefaves Media/Press Inquiries: [email protected]
Jocelyn Kennealy @JoceKennealy
989 Followers 2K Following Lover of baby snuggles, puppies, donuts, blankets, naps, ice cream, musicals, @MPR. Mom of Hazel, Ivy, Murphy, and Dolly Dog & wife of Brendan. Speech Path.
Nancy Faust @played41
9K Followers 3K Following Long-time White Sox/sports organist. Found Twitter during Covid to preserve/share my 🎵. Scroll.
waystar royco diversi.. @cryingshopgirl
743 Followers 2K Following unfortunately, too beautiful to be funny. she/her 🇵🇸
Billy Vegas ♠️♦.. @UltimateBVX
75K Followers 3K Following Poker Player | 2x Hold'em Tournament Champ | Seen on ESPN & NESN | Sports Handicapper | Note: Posts from this account are promotional and deleted after 24hrs
Stacia Kaywood - Auth.. @StaciaKaywood
2K Followers 1K Following Giving the world a spicy happily ever after one book at a time!
SwearingAtMotorists @SAMotorists
404 Followers 243 Following The World's Local Band - Critically Acclaimed & Commercially Unsuccessful Since 1995! http://t.co/DbzpnVmqD9
John Francis Daley @JohnFDaley
296K Followers 1K Following Director (DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, GAME NIGHT), Writer (SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, HORRIBLE BOSSES), Actor (BONES, FREAKS & GEEKS), Drinker (WHISKEY), Flosser (TEETH)
Rolling Stone @RollingStone
6.2M Followers 497 Following The latest news and more from Rolling Stone magazine and https://t.co/yJnSOtbi68. Got a tip? Share it here: https://t.co/4pKrTBMI3A
K Scarpetta @miltonawalleye
190 Followers 383 Following SCAD ♥️ survivor/Auntie/teacher/PROUD union member/strong advocate for PLAY/working hard everyday to be an anti-racist educator/all views are my own/she,her
Maws @MawsESlon
495 Followers 551 Following Chemist 👩🏾🔬 Pharmacist 💊 Aspiring Infectious Diseases Steward 🧫 Meowmy of two 🐱Views are my own 💁🏾♀️
Ken Barlow ⚡️⚡�.. @kbarlowkstp
18K Followers 5K Following Chief Meteorologist KSTP-TV AMS CBM .Emmy winner. American Assoc. for Advancement of Science. Always running. Part time triathlete.
Turnbullet is anti fa.. @turnbullet666
2K Followers 1K Following Entrepreneur. Historian. Metal Aficionado. Anxious. Writer. | She/her
Amy Jo Johnson @_amyjojohnson
142K Followers 1K Following Writer/Director started my career as the Original Pink Power Ranger #mmprthereturn is now in comic book shops! https://t.co/3KQsPojcoF
out of context dogs @contextdogs
1.7M Followers 782 Following follow us for daily dog Content 🐶| Dm for credit and removals | art by @sillynubcat
dramamine @dramamine2022
938 Followers 844 Following Atmospheric blend of shoegaze and dreampop. New EP, When the Time Comes, now available.
Communies @communiess
37K Followers 3K Following Welcome Community fans! We just like liking (and sharing) all things Community related. Hosted by misfits since 2013. #sixseasonsandamovie #andamovie
La Luz @laluzers
7K Followers 587 Following
Minnesota Cloud Proje.. @MNCloudProject
67 Followers 182 Following Photographer and storm chaser. On a mission to document every single cloud in Minnesota. No bullshit. Just clouds. #mnwx
Toil Boil @electroOnix
189 Followers 614 Following Poor but happy. Whistling my way to the future. Can I help you find anything?
Will Forte @OrvilleIV
199K Followers 1K Following
Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
23K Followers 1K Following stand-up comedian, writer (SNL, Joe Pera Talks With You). i am still in high school Chicago 5/12, Milwaukee 5/14, Minneapolis 5/16, Philly 5/19
dannyandmike @dannyandmike
3K Followers 435 Following Podcast w/ @michaelcmaronna, @dtamberelli - Hosted by @remybalon - Voicemail (347) 470-8150 https://t.co/TQju6Nc1lq
mcmaronna.bsky.social @michaelcmaronna
6K Followers 1K Following A flibbertigibbet, a will-o-the-wisp, and a cloud walk into a bar…
Pete @peteschwaba
232 Followers 247 Following Host of Director’s Cut / POV /Independent Lens on PBS WI / Writer-Director & wannabe crooner
Teenage Halloween �.. @tnghllwnband
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Leanne Sandusky @LeanneSandusky
259 Followers 332 Following Reviews: “A well balanced healthy grown up..” “In Leanne we trust..” “..personality out the wazoo.”
Zach Wilson @televisionaryZW
1K Followers 203 Following Watcher of TV, all of it, one episode at a time. Creator of @sitcompeople and @ratvpod
Tracy Chapman @tchapmanonline
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Cloakroom @Myndfuneral
5K Followers 120 Following Three accomplished musicians with no agenda. Relapse. https://t.co/NUs6DwUGsY
ToonrificTariq 🍊 @ToonrificTariq
22K Followers 985 Following 26. He/Him. Video Essayist, Filmmaker, Animator. Creator of @theheycartoon. 1/4 of @SketchTheRhymeP. 1/2 of @ToonsThatCurse. Header by @XscapistLJ.
👉 @brokenchanter.b.. @BrokenChanter
1K Followers 753 Following i no longer use this website for reasons that should be apparent after spending 5 minutes on it. find me elsewhere at the link below.
If you’ve ever been in a traffic collision where a rich person was at fault, you’d know you’re 100% wrong. Rich people will blame the victim, the EMTs, the cops, they will lash out at everyone but themselves.
I think one of the dumbest things in the Fallout show was when the knight, who was bleeding out, started insulting and threatening the only person who can insure his survival Just because someone is a jackass or "evil" doesn't mean they're also stupid
Nobody would have gotten mad at Eric Church if he covered better songs Everyone would have loved it if he just came out and played shit like “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)”
Apr 30th 2021 #Gojira released the album “Fortitude” #AnotherWorld #Amazonia #HoldOn #NewFound #HeavyMetal Did you know... The band were initially named "Godzilla" until they had to change their name due to copyright reasons.
Saw a physical therapist today. She & my gynecologist think it might be endometriosis & that the prostaglandins releasing caused the ligaments to loosen so much that I've temporarily lost SO MUCH mobility. I'm missing a ton of work & I'm in pain all the time now.
Aaaand I'm still not any better, but great news- I got my period now, too! 🙃🤦♀️
Mashback Monday: me and Cynthia and David Cronenberg
they literally did not turn off the webcam
What is Riverdale??
@JohnFDaley You were a clue today!
Ben Gibbard mega church ft. Jenny Lewis.
Here is something you have never seen before. A game board prototype - from what I was told- from 1968 that Stan Lee signed to me. The front piece is a 3-d image.
33 years ago today, this little 1/4 Romulan snack in a polyester jumpsuit made his case in Space Court. Time flies when you love what you do. 🖖🏻
My boyfriend in my favorite restaurant.
got a ticket for belle and sebastian because i'm obsessed with haley heynderickx who is opening for them
Wrapping up April and it was an incredibly abundant month! I really want a fancy drink and a day at the spa.
Thank you to everyone who said such lovely things and made me smile and laugh a lot. You’ve helped more than you know. But the post is gone because my vulnerable limit is up. Thanks for listening to the crazy. It’s locked back up. Much love to you all! 💜💜💜💜
Lou’s catching up on emails
Almost 80% of the people who backed my last Kickstarter will get their books delivered to them ASAP. The rest soon after. We spent 5 days -morning to night packing them up and getting them out, mainly because I give a shit. It's good to give a shit about the things you love.
i’ve heard every album by every band and they’re all pretty good
plot twist: ben *is* the wife
If they're "wife made", why not just fucking call it "[name of wife]'s Treats" and then you could skip the "Wife Made" clarification? Like if Ben ain't making the treats why TF do I care about Ben?
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