Blaine Bonis @bonis_points
WashU Law 3L, Tulane grad, NOLA sports fanatic, neuroscience and music nerd, amateur cook and marathon runner in a delicate balancing act. he/him Joined July 2017-
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I see it as a sign of the program’s growth that Tulane fans are acting like LSU fans and complaining whenever the Saints don’t draft a Tulane guy.
Saw a Great Dane who desperately wanted to go wade into the Reflecting Pool. What is our nation for if not to allow a large dog to frolic as he wishes.
The most dad thing is all the dads going around the minerals exhibit at the Natural History Museum going “Wow that granite would make a great countertop!”
Getting eliminated from the moot court competition the first day then realizing it means I get to go to the Smithsonian and explore DC on the school’s dime.
As a gullible person today is the worst day of the year.
The Mulkey story doesn’t reveal enormous new scandals about her, but she said it’s sleazy and possibly false, which could be interpreted as meaning it’s actually burying enormous new scandals about her 🧠
Thank god I wore my glasses otherwise I wouldn't be able to read the plaque or book our flight to nationals 🤷♂️
Thank god I wore my glasses otherwise I wouldn't be able to read the plaque or book our flight to nationals 🤷♂️ https://t.co/hsVdYz7gMk
Love when the moot court judges give me constructive feedback like don’t wear glasses. I’ll just be blind I guess.
already dreading when the Supreme Court is Tik Tok's last hope
Have decided to loudly sigh "Sorry buddy rents not high enough" to my dog whenever we walk through the lobby and the dog treat bowl is empty.
Wish the Supreme Court justices would interrogate the advocates more when they call the opposing party “my friend on the other side”. When did y’all last hang out? What’s their favorite flavor of ice cream? When’s their birthday? I don’t think you’re actually friends.
Making bingo cards for the next round of the bimonthly can you judge lawyers for representing bad clients discourse.
Was getting my bar application notarized but I’m pretty sure the notary thought it was a different kind of bar application; otherwise I’m not sure why she asked me what was my favorite drink to make.
This is an interesting test of the joke construct, because on one hand, there is no earthly way to prepare yourself for what you’re about to see, but on the other hand, you are told precisely what you’re about to see
This is an interesting test of the joke construct, because on one hand, there is no earthly way to prepare yourself for what you’re about to see, but on the other hand, you are told precisely what you’re about to see
louisiana folks remain perfect, no notes
Please @tulanebands if the Marine Band can do it so can the TUMB
Please @tulanebands if the Marine Band can do it so can the TUMB
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Hey this kid has PEDs in his bag!!!!
try as we might no leftist shitposter cooks as hard as a gen x resist lib who's made it their personal mission to cyberbully some gop gremlin until they lose the will to live
@KristiNoem @Riley_Gaines_ Do you keep this on your fridge so you don’t get confused? 👇🏻
With the 150th pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, the New Orleans Saints select Spencer Rattler #SaintsDraft | @CoxComm
Wordddd
Is the man . . . A Disney princess?
A man noticed that his neighbor’s cats were coming to his property to drink water so he set up a camera to see who else was drinking water...
She’s apparently training for this keys100.com lol sob
My sister is in Houston for so-called “high humidity” training and that means there are sacks of weird goos all over the place 😂
It drives me nuts when the Browns draft o-linemen. Let Deshaun just die
The Saints don't have their quarterback of the future on the roster. I'm more than okay with them taking a chance on Spencer Rattler. Talent is undeniable. Let him battle with Jake Haener.
Now that I’m soon retired, I’m excited to spend most of my time just writing books. Next spring, LSU Press will release my next: “You Are My Sunshine: Jimmie Davis and the Biography of a Song.” 1/2
The bottom line with Saints is they can’t both clean up the cap again next year AND have small draft. You can’t build a roster doing those 2 things. Hence restraint today
I did not think there was any way the Saints would resist trading 2025 assets to get into 3rd-4th Rd. Loomis did. This off-season has been boring but necessary. Loomis understands the assignment in front of him
We have entered Round 5. Saints will finally be busy shortly.
Saints Draft after trades: ROUND 1, PICK 14: OT Taliese Fuaga, Oregon State ROUND 2, PICK 41: (TRADED UP FROM 45) CB Kool-Aid McKinstry, Alabama ROUND 5, PICK 150: ROUND 5, PICK 170: ROUND 5, PICK 175: ROUND 6, PICK 199: ROUND 7, PICK 239:
Reminder: All concessions are 50% off until tip-off🍿🍤🍔🍹 #OneNOLA
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My 10-year law school reunion is in June. Should I pack tear gas remedies?