Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse
backup for @thewapplehouse•𝓐lways 𝓒arry 𝓐 𝓑ible•America’s stepdad•listen to @jortscenterpod•head of Trust and Safety at @twitter Joined September 2020-
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What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
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when you just needed Bradley Beal to score 10 points in your 8-leg parlay but now your kid’s gonna have to start roofing instead of go to college:
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NEXT SEASON ON CORN COB TV TUNE INTO GRAVE GOOFS RIGHT AFTER COFFIN FLOP
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when the cashier says they’re out of Wintergreen Zyn:
when the cashier says they’re out of Wintergreen Zyn: https://t.co/6J0cdMslUf
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You’re soooooo close
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Wife is having a girl’s night out so I’m staying in and eating an edible and thinking about how I bet Steven Crowder dressed up as a woman to crash one of his wife’s girls night and that’s why she divorced him
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This is so fucking funny
This is so fucking funny
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Firstly, this is incredible. Please listen to it. Secondly, dog breeders and the people that buy from dog breeders are all insane and you will not change my mind about that.
Firstly, this is incredible. Please listen to it. Secondly, dog breeders and the people that buy from dog breeders are all insane and you will not change my mind about that.
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I’m assuming this is Russia
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God please don’t let the NFL draft me tonight I will literally die out there
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mr "free speech on college campuses must be protected" himself
Arrests being made right now & will continue until the crowd disperses. These protesters belong in jail. Antisemitism will not be tolerated in Texas. Period. Students joining in hate-filled, antisemitic protests at any public college or university in Texas should be expelled.
@BriannaWu You know far more about privilege than campus life
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@BRSAD39 @MargBarAmerica that’s such a badass line bro good job
One of the greatest Hollywood mysteries remains unsolved
The lynchpin of my twitter philosophy is, before you post something, imagine what would happen if you said your tweet out loud to someone you just met in a bar. If they think you’re insane, you should not post it
"Think of all the great food we'd miss out on if we didn't have Mexican immigration!!!" The great food:
@TheWapplehouse jesus christ that is devastating damage. but happy everyone is safe and unharmed.
Forgot to mention the husband’s a fireman. I know every precaution was taken in that house.
Going to tell my grandkids this was @jortscenterpod
Mosley is who alerted us last night. He’s been so concerned this morning. Keeps staring out the window. Love him so much. Him and Ellie were really good “let’s run up and down the fence as hard as we can” backyard friends. She was the sweetest Rhodesian Ridgeback. Gonna miss her.
We have a Carolina Wren nesting in our wreath on the front door and it scares the shit out of everyone
If they want to be historically accurate Juliet should be played by a man
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@AudioObject @lebatardshowfan Buddy you just got fucking flamed holy hell I hope you felt real life embarrassment for this 😂😂😂😂 what a loser
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