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crazy how men will loudly pretend to be champions of progress until it is time to speak civilly to a single woman
how it feels to sneak "if i do say so myself" into a conversation
bill maher looks like if you tried to reinflate a blob fish
zuko begging lightning to strike him at the top of the mountain
going to have to explain to my coworkers tomorrow that i actually wasn't stung directly in the eyeballs by a hive of bees, i just went to see the notebook musical
IVE said Women in STEM
i think i need to stop using this app because there's nothing funny happening anymore and you all get on my nerves
i think it’s good for america that one party threatens civil war the moment they don’t get their way and the other party doesn’t do anything
i think it’s good for america that one party threatens civil war the moment they don’t get their way and the other party doesn’t do anything
You all are children
lotion wizard @old_lotion
18K Followers 1K Following mid. art stuff: @aged_cream. she/her. $lotionwiz
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
Lily @lilydont
6K Followers 1K Following
maya 🇱🇧 @ZEROSUlTSAMUS
37K Followers 698 Following
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
Gayest Tone @gayest_tone
17K Followers 4K Following
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
Vincent “Dune Boy�.. @muddaub
9K Followers 880 Following he/they 🏳️⚧️ / messianic swamp rat/ i live to punish god / adult 21+
sword gf @punishedgarage
7K Followers 747 Following the most beautiful, the most popular, the most bulimic girl at the warren commission reunion spring fling • @ranneychrist ❤
🌿 stick 🌿 @briggityboppity
5K Followers 1K Following any pronouns, dumbass, scamp, sometimes i like to lie.
Abe L @softknow
1K Followers 3K Following Small Business Startup Guru | Entrepreneur Since '82 ⭐️ Consulting, & Accounting Services ⭐️ SEO Savant ⭐️ ChatBot Training ⭐️ Website with Free IT tools
𝒔𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒊�.. @sophspeare
344 Followers 2K Following ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა || Antifa Gaming’s #1 Healer || 🇵🇭 || nsfw and samurott fans dni || Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Richard Mutale @mutale_ric94543
105 Followers 2K Following
JT32547 @ColinBergi4083
4 Followers 130 Following
Emma Gmex @emmaspices
0 Followers 34 Following
William Mapother IV @chonkyexpress
1K Followers 3K Following Chungking Express (1994). Guitar wanker (not British).
Party Man Returns @PartyManRises
660 Followers 688 Following No one knew who I was until I became the party (He party/him party)
Whatnot @Whatnot544064
16 Followers 1K Following
MY KIND OF WEIRD @mykindofweird_
22K Followers 6K Following Host/writer at ‘My Kind Of Weird’ | Comics/Music Blogger, Vlogger and Shit Podcaster | Over 1K Youtube subs (if that means anything to you) | Watch here 👇 👇
ScroogeMcCia @scroogemcduble
47 Followers 550 Following Midwest fag down south. don’t vote. woke bugman.
gem @starlookergem
227 Followers 347 Following Black+Red. star looker, principled magician, bad bitch. I don’t know a fkn thing boss. #Artist. #Astrologer. Actual #professor. Unserious. #imthelabel
the ethical cinephile @snailbuckett
84 Followers 652 Following Clever writing for the sharp of mind.
king of kingdom 🧣 @Aljjookerr
216 Followers 4K Following 🍭I love trans girl and trans women and femboy . I'm 29 yars old. I love making new trans friends around the world😊
jafaar @jafaar1376421
110 Followers 794 Following
nyx @SOLUSdante
356 Followers 1K Following why are you even here? socialism with horny characteristics
Modou @Modoulamin2006
120 Followers 1K Following
sony @sony93839890521
175 Followers 2K Following
Quintos Inc @QuintosInc
52 Followers 562 Following Unstoppable Force of Nature, Intellectual Saviour of the unwashed masses, Destroyer of Worlds, Bringer of Doom
Werner Hoyer @wernarhoyer
3 Followers 29 Following Former @EIB President 2012-23, at the @Bundestag for 25 years representing @FDP. Passionate about Europe, foreign affairs & the developmental impact of finance
MaryMagdalene @MaryMag16330286
342 Followers 3K Following Just be Love. 🦃🐥Factory Farming Must Stop🐮🐷
𓅓🍉 Kevin - Anti.. @Mr_Foo_Man_Choo
123 Followers 572 Following Looking for 400 friends 33 | lefty | vet | ACAB | Fuck landlords and billionaires
Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
408 Followers 1K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. King of Wonky Heads
Leo @emonerdthugg
95 Followers 2K Following hello! i have not used twitter since 2021, this is my second new account because they suspended my last one even though i had literally just made it...
[email protected] @burk1994094225
302 Followers 733 Following
Allen @Alfred19543391
246 Followers 558 Following
Ok Papua @OkPapua194604
0 Followers 226 Following
Arrowhead 🚩 @Arrowhead_Echo
378 Followers 5K Following Marxist | Opponent of “Noble Savage Voter” theory | Adherent of “Nothing Ever Happens” doctrine
John ski537 @JSki53716457
437 Followers 5K Following
Foday Langley @LangzyD
81 Followers 249 Following
youssef @youssefmouhib75
7 Followers 161 Following
Gareth Jones @gjones2005
508 Followers 5K Following
lotion wizard @old_lotion
18K Followers 1K Following mid. art stuff: @aged_cream. she/her. $lotionwiz
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
Lily @lilydont
6K Followers 1K Following
maya 🇱🇧 @ZEROSUlTSAMUS
37K Followers 698 Following
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Pope @punishedpope
5K Followers 1K Following (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ the sweetheart on your left, a precious creature girl count: 5
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
Gayest Tone @gayest_tone
17K Followers 4K Following
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
Vincent “Dune Boy�.. @muddaub
9K Followers 880 Following he/they 🏳️⚧️ / messianic swamp rat/ i live to punish god / adult 21+
sword gf @punishedgarage
7K Followers 747 Following the most beautiful, the most popular, the most bulimic girl at the warren commission reunion spring fling • @ranneychrist ❤
🌿 stick 🌿 @briggityboppity
5K Followers 1K Following any pronouns, dumbass, scamp, sometimes i like to lie.
ControlAI @ai_ctrl
6K Followers 42 Following We work to keep humanity in control. Read more about us: https://t.co/gcdPDBUWo4 Join our Discord:https://t.co/FD28N2fZ1h
lauren badillo milici.. @motelsiren
13K Followers 2K Following violent, femme 🪩 / entertainment writer @gamesradar @totalfilm 🎞️ / 💌: [email protected] / SAD SEXY CATHOLIC (@CLASHbooks 2023) 💒 🇵🇷
kent @KentCiao
154 Followers 312 Following I believe in one nation united in it's respect for the utility of cargo shorts
da endurer @dasloppa
70 Followers 84 Following
RAW SEX RATIONALIST @kittystremy
3K Followers 913 Following and so if you want to gaze at me, first cease what you are doing, and let your heart be the only thing to stir
snoopy!!! @snoopyfanbase
13K Followers 84 Following || daily snoopy images & woodstock wednesdays!! || #snoopylover4lyfe || she/her || 🤍🖤 ||
Shallah Gaykwon 🇵�.. @HeDunkInMyDonut
1K Followers 258 Following gay commie only returned to follow a weather acct eng/esp
kony 2024 外伝 @postsenjoyer
928 Followers 787 Following Character actor, dancer, singer. I'm a triple-threat!
brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt
10K Followers 5K Following wrote a novel about the movies // @posterapod
Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop
11K Followers 2K Following Priv: @pinkandgrumpy I stream sometimes: https://t.co/FU8NekPdOt 🧵 Buy my slutty commie propaganda ⬇️
Moonstone Island - Co.. @Moonstone_game
53K Followers 884 Following A creature-collecting life-sim from Studio Supersoft & @rawfury ✨ On Steam & coming to Switch 🌷 SPRING 2024🌷 Discord: https://t.co/pHZhhDuwLD
H̀͠T̶TPS ́̕L̨͡.. @HTTPS_Lovecraft
49 Followers 91 Following Updates too dull for main. Friends and lovers and criminals only.
Andrew Jara @Jara_Films
911 Followers 927 Following Award-Winning Mexican Writer/Director Andrew Jara (The Last Ones, Borderland and the upcoming The Empty Space.) 🇲🇽
Serotonin Goblin 🔆 @SerotoninGoblin
859 Followers 583 Following floridian faggot. me. 🔞 catboy | priv: @catboyzachboy
worm food 🇵🇸�.. @frogs4girls
18K Followers 1K Following anna | she/her 🏳️🌈 | 25 | cutie pie | astrophysicist | virgo | jew for a free palestine | life’s more painless for the brainless! | pls be nice to me
Wobbly Mason @WobblyMason
5K Followers 65 Following
King Von Force Ghost�.. @RaceplayShawty
21K Followers 406 Following Retired Obama impersonator @marvelousdeath
beer person @CantEverDie
132K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
BunnyisaCommunist @Bunnyisacommie
2K Followers 3K Following ☭Communist/ Marxist🐰18+ Only please. Your reply guy.
Molly Perky Set 🇵�.. @tweetsandboobs
12K Followers 3K Following she/her. perfect politics + tits + elder millennial. hastwt safe space.
Fredo Fa2cci: A falle.. @FredoFa2cci
525 Followers 463 Following Everyone's favorite (very) small account™
girl paul giamatti �.. @rebeccarightnow
3K Followers 4K Following Communist with a podcast without a podcast. Thick hair and a finished manuscript. Means well. Agent: @RebeccaPodos. She/her.
thea 🦋 THE HURRICA.. @theagwrites
17K Followers 695 Following usa today, indie list, sunday times, and new york times bestselling enemies-to-lovers advocate ❦ up next: A MONSOON RISING (harper voyager) ❦ rep: thao le
Fredrik Knudsen @FredInTheKnud
79K Followers 3 Following Producer of Down the Rabbit Hole. Patreon is here: https://t.co/pCDA3ekPe9
not zach @zachgrebreblis
85 Followers 31 Following
mae mae ☆ @maeequiinn
17 Followers 49 Following aspiring trophy wife || she/her || professional drama queen
Caroline Frumento @beebooties
17K Followers 479 Following ✨Illustrator and Cartoonist✨ [email protected]
sarah @anotherlazyegg
36 Followers 127 Following gaming/anime/books | nerd with too many hobbies | she/her | 26 | bi
CLAMMY HEART! 💗�.. @clammyheart
67K Followers 458 Following illustration and embroidery 🌷 questions: clammyheartinfo@gmail 🍄 next events: FANIME and ANIME EXPO! ✨
Millie_writing @millies_writing
3 Followers 0 Following
please, mr. post man @AuntColony
1K Followers 530 Following Mr. PostMan, also Mr. ToastMan || Vice-Treasurer of the Jaden McDaniels Fan Club || Your favorite highbie's favorite lowbie
Mike Flanagan @flanaganfilm
210K Followers 824 Following Won't be checking this account anymore. I'm just using it to amplify smaller movies that deserve more attention. Find me on Insta & Tumblr @flanaganfilm
Kaiji Von Tang @KaijiTang
76K Followers 744 Following Everyone is sleeping on BBQ sauce on sushi. Contact @AtlasTalent for bookings
multitude container @bartleby_era
14K Followers 2K Following first as tragedy :-( then as farce :~) teen inventor of cancel culture, publishing industry dropout, book dedication archivist @dedication_bot she/her
posts you can show yo.. @ohshidt
28K Followers 203 Following you can show your mom these posts but she won’t like all of them
place where animal sh.. @catshouldnt
1.6M Followers 134 Following Best cat page on 𝕏 . DM for credit/removal
@realteaemoji Many are saying this!!!! Good to know (:
Thank you for welcoming us today @GMA and our lovely MIDZY✨ See you again in June New York 😘 #ITZY #MIDZY @ITZYofficial #GoodMorningAmerica @ABC #ITZY_in_GMA #ITZY_in_NEWYORK
I'm flying to Korea the day that all the insane news is going down apparently...
bye again btw. looking at twitter has noticeably made my brain worse in the last, like, 24 hours. save yourselves. go outside. look at bird or a flower or perhaps a bug.
This guy blocked me over a pet photo caption written in a silly voice lmao
how it feels to sneak "if i do say so myself" into a conversation
The only area in which America is exceptional or even redeemable is our love of peanut butter
I want to squeeze her little head like a grape.
that is insane
Netflix has used AI-generated images in a new true crime doc ‘WHAT JENNIFER DID’ to present Jennifer Pan as happy & confident before she was convicted of murder. Use of AI tools is not disclosed in the credits. (Source: petapixel.com/2024/04/15/net…)
You just wait another 5 hours, Mike…
@fishontherun2 @OnlyAWorldAway Look at how many tweets today alone, as of 1pm EST, that you have sent out. It’s time to close the Twitter app. It’s time to touch grass. Not just you, but everyone, all of us. Spending this much time fighting strangers on the internet is unhealthy and mentally taxing
Plant visitors 🐹🌱✨
Still stuck here. Obviously it’s stressful not being able to get home but I see why my employer may suspect I did this on purpose
kept forgetting we had peas so I kept picking up more frozen peas at the store so we have So Many Peas rn dawg
I ordered 200 reading/book stickers as prizes in my classroom. I assumed these were made for teachers bc who else would be buying 200 reading stickers? Anyway, here are the ones I will, for various reasons, not be giving out.
@realteaemoji Oh dang! My sister had a HUGE Ingrid Michaelson phase back in high school
she’s out there rn and I wanna do it so bad. but she seems to have a nervous constitution and if I scared her I fear she would lock up like a fainting goat and tumble ass over teakettle down the stairs
whenever I hear the person across the very narrow hall from me come home, there is always a little part of my brain that's like "yank open the door and scare the fuck out of them"
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