sarah @sablaah
hi! welcome to my microblog. take a look around! 🏄♀️ chicago Joined February 2009-
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*looking at one shirt that’s normal and one that says “I <3 genocide”* hmmm. well, before I decide. what’s everyone else wearing
*looking at one shirt that’s normal and one that says “I <3 genocide”* hmmm. well, before I decide. what’s everyone else wearing
yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello
no taxation without representation. put me on the team.
foxtrot was just a distraction…4D chess
foxtrot was just a distraction…4D chess
tried to cut my own bangs to look like sabrina carpenter’s and…let’s just say it’s giving sabrina contractor at best
Ok well that’s humiliating, don’t admit that
just got a tiktok ad with a woman saying “someone told me I look 36 the other day, which is amazing because I am actually 42”
this is genuinely so funny. an absolute slay. can't wait to retweet when I am taking my last breaths as I die of heat stroke in 2042. like "remember this?? lmao 💀"
this is genuinely so funny. an absolute slay. can't wait to retweet when I am taking my last breaths as I die of heat stroke in 2042. like "remember this?? lmao 💀"
all we hear is: hamburger ga ga / hamburger goo goo
all we hear is: hamburger ga ga / hamburger goo goo
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this!! and also why a name like Tony instead of the more accurate Mr. Crimes
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
"nineteen" comes out tomorrow and will usher in a new era for CB. we cannot fucking wait. good to be back. love you all 💘💘💘 pre-save now: charlybliss.os.fan/nineteen
Nice
People calling Paul a bad writer when he is like a pop music Mozart
beyond the moral abomination, dickriding israel this hard is the democratic parties version of republicans trying to further criminalize abortion.
killing nearly 1 million people in the middle east and destablizing multiple countries may have been bad, but
Emerald Fennel tried so hard to make the classic erotic thriller film nerds had been begging for for years only to be outdone by a fucking sports movie lol
Snoopy item of the day: Snoopy Candle Warmer Lamp from Vin Lighting
girls do this now. during challengers
men do not even go AWOOOGA anymore and hit themselves over their own heads with a mallet while their eyes pop out of their sockets. due to wokeness