Brandon Scott Wolf @BrandonEsWolf
Writer, Producer, Coworker 🦀 Co-Founder of Twin Fungus Productions 🦞 Watch RUBBER BANDS now ⬇️ youtu.be/zNXBZYksStE?si… Tinselville, baby! 🎞️ he/him Joined April 2009-
Tweets2K
-
Followers15K
-
Following5K
-
Likes285K
Dentist: have you been flossing? *mouth pooling with blood* Me: most definitely
What are clothes if not giant napkins?
3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday
It’s crazy that this ape has a first and last name. I have to respect him
Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.
to my knowledge “margaritaville” is the only song about alcoholic regret and self-loathing that was turned into a chain of restaurants and resorts
A “murder” of crows is so dramatic for a group of birds. Like what if it was a “grand theft auto” of ostriches
i hate gen z. they don't know who andy capp is and why he's the mascot for hot fries. news flash, assholes: he's from an old comic strip or something and i don't know either!!!
Literally nothing more hateful than wishing someone “well”😈
Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks
My wife and I have been together for 3 live action Spider-Mans
Never know what topic Bluey is gonna hit you with. Just watched the new one and now I have to talk to my kids about why we slice debt into risk-defined tranches, bundle it into securities, create derivative markets to shift the credit exposure, and sell insurance on the defaults
Combos are definitely the closest thing to a dog treat that I’ll willingly eat
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
48K Followers 5K Following Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, CBS • I joke a lot. • Mastadon: https://t.co/UymYo2qVSc • Bluesky: https://t.co/sRjqLg32lyAdrenalin @adrenalindenver
26K Followers 818 Following Local pop punk band in Denver. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: @Woody_B_ Bass: @dave_cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: DuncanViktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 652 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIbCaitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my headTodd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 781 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcastZachs That Go Hard @ZachBroussard
7K Followers 2K Following I perform groundbreaking comedy (commercials mostly) and rank my peers based on their industry #buzz in a yearly #top1000comedians list.Indy @IndecisiveJones
19K Followers 886 Following husband, father, animation aficionado, man trapped in the body of a penguin, pfp by @obscureaaron🥴steph🥴 @eff_yeah_steph
22K Followers 1K Following she/her, Chief Editor for Pathos Literary Magazine at PSU Words in @EntropyMag @svjlit @xraylitmag @NewSouthJournal @punkymomsdotcom and herepat++ @patsatweetin
14K Followers 969 Following Bulbasaur is the best starter. Spoony bard. Enemy of the letter 'W'𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮.. @TimBarnes451
10K Followers 3K Following TV writer: @nickelodeon, @fallontonight - Creator of #MauriceOnMars (https://t.co/1cQVqJpIBU) - Host of @YouAreTheGenre - Co-host of: @YubNubPodRM @dorsalstream
7K Followers 634 Following You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a newsletter (thanks for asking): https://t.co/rH0CZ1GqxI. Or follow me on Medium at https://t.co/IBcgOmyAX9Pru @prufrockluvsong
20K Followers 2K Following humorisht | situation misunderstander | word maker upper | bit prolongerShenanigans @Shenanigans_luv
24K Followers 762 Following dangerously hydrated. 💍@aboveaveragetom / tweets ➡️ https://t.co/RTw61Q1cLzcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname
11K Followers 2K Following slowly backing away. TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/K8oKqyuL84 click below for recent. I’m the same guy at the other places.Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez
12K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer on @datinggameabc, host of @betches_sup pod, @waitwait contributor, creator of: @flexxmag & @dafcomedyfest https://t.co/h0v9b9xzI3Piece @Piecezilla
6K Followers 437 Following Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! #StocktonProud @BattleBots 🤖Alpha mamudou Jallow @alpha_mamu30289
153 Followers 3K Following TEACH ME YOUR WAY, LORD, THAT I MAY RELY ON YOUR FAITHFULNESS; GIVE ME AN UNDIVIDED HEART, THAT I MAY FEAR YOUR NAME. (PSALM 86:11) iBelieve.RachelHaydn @1QwV43oWW4vHQZ
89 Followers 1K FollowingAli @AliRain28
0 Followers 7 FollowingFrances of the Filth @jenesequack
550 Followers 3K Following logging off, windows is shutting down. 28.swaggy c/ $wing trade.. @Swaggyctvf
11 Followers 153 Following Changing the finance game. I'm kind of a big deal. Kind of not. Day trader. Entrepreneur. Superstar in his prime🙏 not financial advice. Just my opinionMichael Dean @mikewritesalot
2K Followers 997 Following Screenwriter. Crime/Thriller. ELLA - Austin Film Festival SF. REGRESSION TEST (pre-production) Academy Nicholl Top 5%, RIFF Finalist. Now writing: BAIL. 🪷Jared Safier @jaredsafier
9K Followers 5K Following CEO of @SafierEnt | 🏆 4 Time Emmy Award Winning Producer | 🌎 Worldwide Film & TV Sales Agent | Stay Out on BET+Swede Cerra @CerraSwede
134 Followers 510 Following Fluffy, Happy Thoughts. If you ever found unhappy... I dunno. I'm happy, not rich thow. my pronouns are a pronoun. Him.Rebecca Scott @BrnDa000
4K Followers 726 Following I GOD 1st | My journey as a trader and Mentor | Never stop investing I Never stop improving I Never stop doing something new #BitcoinAndrew Scott Bell @andrewscottbell
3K Followers 2K Following Film/TV composer | @NBC’s Home Sweet Home by @ava | Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2cc5c4w6i9nu3 @e5oe559mdutl2d
32 Followers 373 Following You are now invited to join a (cryptocurrency) discussion group created by an international team of financial analysts. ws link:https://t.co/54Qi6CGMpvAbu Bakr الحمد �.. @SeanVBaker
123K Followers 135K Following 🎥 Producer | Screen Writer | Actor | CEO of Sean Baker Studiosshannon j 🏳️�.. @steelyshans
346 Followers 997 Following 31/ MI/ mdni/ she/her / violent faith in better daysAdrianaGuzik @guzik57646
51 Followers 2K FollowingEmily Nicholls @EmilyNichollsRP
480 Followers 2K Following Publishing director @SAPPRESS. Tuned in to books, tech, and social justice. Also cats. Opinions are my own.Matthew S. Robinson @robinsonishyde
4K Followers 3K Following Filmmaker, Playwright. Line Producer for hire. #DramatistGuild #preWGAPorky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court. views exclusively represent the PepsiCo corporation & myself & no one elseTammy @Tammy9856660623
69 Followers 4K FollowingNate Armbruster @natecomedy
3K Followers 2K Following I like to write jokes. And tell those jokes to audiences in the form of stand-up comedy.Beatrice @telatit63082
99 Followers 941 Followingkiki @Lethavekiki
55 Followers 735 Followingjuztjim 🏴�.. @juztjim
1K Followers 5K Following Starting to lead a fuller life after being in a ten-year stupor in a drunken fugue state. Here to talk Football, Wrestling Chat & Basically Talk Shite!Alexander Harrison @AlexanderH15524
1K Followers 5K Following I'm Alex .I love Fitness and Challenging Myself/Others Everyday.Thanks For Following! 🇱🇷🌈Grimy Ghost! @TheGrimyGhost
7K Followers 826 Following Found footage collective spooking senses! | @E_I_T contributor. Support our Patreon in the link below!Scrümbled Eggs 🇵�.. @scrumble_eggs
3K Followers 2K Following Use any pronouns, I’m honestly just happy to be referred to at all | DMs open | Bluesky: scrumble-eggs | Mastodon: scrumble_eggs | Alt: @oeufs_brouilles |Jordan @YungMelaninGod
981 Followers 2K Following 🇭🇹🇺🇸 ♉️☀️♐️🌕♍️⬆️ 31 years old Eagles fan since 2000 🦅🦅🦅🦅 #FlyEaglesFly #Celtics #Phillies I’ll follow all Eagles fans❤︎︎ 𝐾𝑖�.. @RealKimShady0
288 Followers 516 FollowingShyseaun @shyseaun58811
203 Followers 3K FollowingTasmowh @tasmowh48313
149 Followers 3K FollowingChristiana Moreno @Christiana37716
6 Followers 170 FollowingStone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖Sam Watson🇺🇦 �.. @sambwrite
8K Followers 8K Following Black, Biracial, Ukrainian American TV screenwriter exploring my perpetual identity crisis on the page. Rep: Logical Talent MGMT l Слава Україні 🇺🇦✊🏾Jamie Nash @Jamie_Nash
22K Followers 25K Following Screenwriter (Exists, VHS2, Lovely Molly, Altered). Author of SAVE THE CAT WRITES FOR TV. For script consulting check my website: https://t.co/lRQTtZ9ozBSan Fran Bar Man = St.. @stevemoth
5K Followers 5K Following Paramount Writers Mentorship Finalist | AFF Semis | Page QF | Scriptapalooza Finalist | #2 Musical TV on Red List | Producer on East Bay starring Constance WuSmawhes @smawhes40583
149 Followers 3K FollowingSilvestro @pablometeclavos
17 Followers 69 Following Fan numero uno de mis padres, código lioco y el helado sabor turrón.KMB 👩🏻🦰 �.. @ToujoursDreamin
341 Followers 622 Following “I’ve never had the right words to describe my life.” •IG: kambodo•Theepsowh @theepsowh87818
160 Followers 3K FollowingIta @_staylovely__
219 Followers 2K Following Oaxaqueña 🦗 || Random thoughts of a 26 year old teenagerAbbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
48K Followers 5K Following Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, CBS • I joke a lot. • Mastadon: https://t.co/UymYo2qVSc • Bluesky: https://t.co/sRjqLg32lyAdrenalin @adrenalindenver
26K Followers 818 Following Local pop punk band in Denver. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: @Woody_B_ Bass: @dave_cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: DuncanViktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 652 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIbCaitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my headTodd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 781 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcastZachs That Go Hard @ZachBroussard
7K Followers 2K Following I perform groundbreaking comedy (commercials mostly) and rank my peers based on their industry #buzz in a yearly #top1000comedians list.Indy @IndecisiveJones
19K Followers 886 Following husband, father, animation aficionado, man trapped in the body of a penguin, pfp by @obscureaaron🥴steph🥴 @eff_yeah_steph
22K Followers 1K Following she/her, Chief Editor for Pathos Literary Magazine at PSU Words in @EntropyMag @svjlit @xraylitmag @NewSouthJournal @punkymomsdotcom and herepat++ @patsatweetin
14K Followers 969 Following Bulbasaur is the best starter. Spoony bard. Enemy of the letter 'W'𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮.. @TimBarnes451
10K Followers 3K Following TV writer: @nickelodeon, @fallontonight - Creator of #MauriceOnMars (https://t.co/1cQVqJpIBU) - Host of @YouAreTheGenre - Co-host of: @YubNubPodRM @dorsalstream
7K Followers 634 Following You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a newsletter (thanks for asking): https://t.co/rH0CZ1GqxI. Or follow me on Medium at https://t.co/IBcgOmyAX9Pru @prufrockluvsong
20K Followers 2K Following humorisht | situation misunderstander | word maker upper | bit prolongerShenanigans @Shenanigans_luv
24K Followers 762 Following dangerously hydrated. 💍@aboveaveragetom / tweets ➡️ https://t.co/RTw61Q1cLzcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname
11K Followers 2K Following slowly backing away. TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/K8oKqyuL84 click below for recent. I’m the same guy at the other places.Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez
12K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer on @datinggameabc, host of @betches_sup pod, @waitwait contributor, creator of: @flexxmag & @dafcomedyfest https://t.co/h0v9b9xzI3Piece @Piecezilla
6K Followers 437 Following Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! #StocktonProud @BattleBots 🤖Spike Eskin @SpikeEskin
73K Followers 896 Following Host @AfternoonsWIP | Host @RTRSPodcast | @CLRCPod | Former @WFAN660 & @infsportsnet #Lickface | #AdoptDontShopDave @lildickytweets
645K Followers 934 Following https://t.co/lj9jt5TFr9 business inquiries - [email protected]Kerkering4Closer @MailataSZN
450 Followers 3K Following 5 for 5 Philly sports. I said go birds in my wedding vows.Brittany Crawford @awholenewtweet
155 Followers 461 Following At this point, I’m just excited when my socks match.Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel
288K Followers 671 Following Yahoo Sports columnist. NYT best-selling author. “Epic Athletes” for young readers. Exec Producer: Aaron Hernandez Netflix doc. College Football Enquirer podElle Key @TheElleKey
1K Followers 367 FollowingBob DeRosa @thembob
7K Followers 2K Following Screenwriter: CLASSIFIED (coming soon), WHITE COLLAR, KILLERS, THE AIR I BREATHE, 20 SECONDS TO LIVE Audio fiction co-writer: CATCHERS, VIDEO PALACESaladin Patterson @S_K_Patterson
4K Followers 352 Following TV and film writer. The PJs, Frasier, The Bernie Mac Show, Stacked, Psych, The Fighting Temptations, One Flight Stand, 2 1/2 Men, Big Bang Theory, The Last O.G.Safier Entertainment @SafierEnt
3K Followers 3K Following Film & TV Production, Finance & Worldwide Sales | Fire Island - Paramount+ | Stay Out, Paradies 1 & 2 - Oct. 26 | RSVPDevanny Pinn @DevannyPinn
29K Followers 13K Following Actress: Portrayed real life villains #CaseyAnthony & #Manson girl Susan Atkins. #TheFlood #TheBlackMass out now Loves GOD, Chainsaws, Sparkles & kittens.Jared Safier @jaredsafier
9K Followers 5K Following CEO of @SafierEnt | 🏆 4 Time Emmy Award Winning Producer | 🌎 Worldwide Film & TV Sales Agent | Stay Out on BET+Garfield and Friends .. @GarfieldScreens
32K Followers 0 Following A random screen grab from the cartoon series Garfield and Friends every 30 minutes!Vista Theater Hollywo.. @vistahollywood
2K Followers 16 Following Celebrating 100 years of movies at the Vista! See @ArchivesClub for info on our new microcinema.Matt Landsman @MattLandsman
1K Followers 199 Following Manager @archivesclub Programmer @bekindvideoMatt Leslie @matthewgleslie
2K Followers 336 Following Writer | Director | Producer | Horror Fan 🔪 Summer of 84 (2018) 🧸 Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey 2 (2024) 🚪 Don't Open the Door (2025)Andrew Scott Bell @andrewscottbell
3K Followers 2K Following Film/TV composer | @NBC’s Home Sweet Home by @ava | Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2Katy O’Brian @thekatyo
33K Followers 396 Following Actor. @loveliesmovie @twistersmovie @antman @themandalorian @blacklightning #znation 🎬/💍 to @thekyliechi she/herIt's Bill Main @itsbillmain
1K Followers 1K Following Illustrator and Graphic Designer by day | undercover fart factory by night https://t.co/TYoTkZ0If5Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!Matthew S. Robinson @robinsonishyde
4K Followers 3K Following Filmmaker, Playwright. Line Producer for hire. #DramatistGuild #preWGAfirst ethical space c.. @cowboybecsbop
16K Followers 352 Following big fan of guitar hero and swords. sasquatch is real and he is scared of meGeorge Reinblatt @georgereinblatt
1K Followers 1K Following I write musicals & roast jokes (and yes, I’m the only person who does both). Comedy Central Roasts / Evil Dead The Musical / EP of Roast Battle CanadaBrent Delaney @Brent__Delaney
524 Followers 710 Following I write true stories, biopics, and philosophical films. Academy Nicholl Fellow '23. PhD | PhilosophyTimothy Cooper @therealtimothy
926 Followers 3K Following Writer/director. Creator of 365 Short Stories (.com)Colby Day @thecolbyday
4K Followers 3K Following Screenwriter of Spaceman (now on @Netflix), In the Blink of an Eye (coming soon), one of moviemaker magazine’s 25 screenwriters to watch ???Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court. views exclusively represent the PepsiCo corporation & myself & no one elseJane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg
24K Followers 415 Following i wrote + directed ‘we’re all going to the world’s fair,’ ‘i saw the tv glow” coming soon via A24 they/themH. Alan Scott @HAlanScott
37K Followers 3K Following comedy. writer. podcaster. golden girls expert. listen to the Parting Shot Podcast, new episodes weekly. retweets ≠ endorsement. better on instagram. he/theyPapa Woof und Krampus.. @woofknight
40K Followers 14K Following Eclectic creature of the night, loves cooking, horror & spending time with those I love. Enjoying life and making the best of it. #FFBMovieNight #WerewolfChefEmma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
14K Followers 9K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqcSlime @Im_The_Slime
2K Followers 815 Following Seriously never serious. Now laugh: https://t.co/Rluk6Ah1bFNate Armbruster @natecomedy
3K Followers 2K Following I like to write jokes. And tell those jokes to audiences in the form of stand-up comedy.𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @Lauzirika
9K Followers 999 Following Writer/Director: HONK, CRAVE, LOVE BITE. Documentarian: BLADE RUNNER, TWIN PEAKS, 5 ALIEN films, many more. Restoration Producer: ALIEN 3 Assembly Cut. WGAe.Trevor Zhou @TrevorZhou
851 Followers 462 Following Trevor Zhou 周游 Chinese American 🇨🇳🇺🇸 | Writer/Director | Flight Attendant | AAPI Activist | BLM | #GoBlueT-Pain @TPAIN
1.4M Followers 2K Following Stream Bluez Brothaz 😎 Contact: [email protected] Gaming inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/BtIVTxVzN3Renee Church @renchurchh
828 Followers 1K Following Comedian | Girl | Addicted to rocking on. https://t.co/9v9t87azXRRyan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
21.5M Followers 2K Following owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFCHaus of Decline @hausofdecline
191K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogDAmber Noizumi @ambernoiz
1K Followers 189 FollowingMichael Green @andmichaelgreen
23K Followers 456 Following I should be working but I'm doing this right now. #BlueEyeSamurai #AHauntingInVenice #DeathOnTheNile #CallOfTheWild #OrientExpressMovie #BladeRunner2049 #LoganDanny Trejo @officialDannyT
599K Followers 1K Following Danny Reads His Tweets & Responds As He Can. He Loves & Appreciates All of His Amazing Fans! And We All Know Machete Don't Text...Grimy Ghost! @TheGrimyGhost
7K Followers 826 Following Found footage collective spooking senses! | @E_I_T contributor. Support our Patreon in the link below!Said this to a few writers in the moment — I think the Tyrese Maxey game-tying logo three tonight was the single best play any Sixer has made in the Joel Embiid Era. Beats the Jimmy Butler game-winners, beats the Harden shots against Boston, even beats the Embiid windmill. Nails.
Tyrese Maxey to Joel Embiid: “I got you, let’s go.”
There’s one reason why the Sixers are still alive, and it’s because Tyrese Maxey refused to go home. For all of this team’s faults, he is an absolute superstar.
Tyrese Maxey extends the Sixers season, Titanic edition
What a game. This is the most shocked I’ve been in a long time that the Sixers won a game. Thank you Tyrese Maxey. Amazing.
7 points in 29 seconds for Tyrese Maxey. Insane. 🔥
Tyrese Maxey practices this shot every. Single. Day.
The emotion from Tyrese Maxey after forcing overtime ❤️
Tyrese Maxey was drafted 1,259 days ago on November 18th, 2020. Since then he has gotten 1% better every single day. If you compound that daily for 1,259 days you get 27580873.6% better.
JOEL EMBIID WAS TRYING SO HARD TO LOSE THAT GAME AND TYRESE MAXEY SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT
How Tyrese Maxey's game-tying 3 and end of the 4th quarter sounded on MSG "One thing the Knicks can't afford is a three-point attempt!"
TYRESE MAXEY. THREE-POINTER TO TIE THE GAME IN THE FINAL SECONDS WITH THE SEASON ON THE LINE TOM MCGINNIS ON THE CALL
Raw emotion from Tyrese Maxey at the end of regulation, from the TNT OT feed.
Tyrese Maxey to Jalen Brunson in the fourth quarter:
Tyrese Maxey credits Buddy Hield for picking him up during a down moment in the fourth quarter: “I was on the bench and really upset. Really upset with myself, missed three free throws. Turned the ball over. Buddy Hield just kind of grabbed me and said listen dude, you know what…
Regardless of the final outcome, Joel Embiid has a half of basketball to avoid an excruciating amount of criticism, and would be largely deserved. Brought the absolute worst energy he could. Disappointing but true.
For the first time in the history of this account, a boo has been rescinded