merrill davis @merrilldavis
who has time for this no one has time for this World Market Joined December 2007-
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This is a bottle of wine in Alabama.
Asked the girl next to me at Starbucks if she could watch my stuff when I went to the bathroom and she said “I’ve got enough on my plate can you ask someone else”
Who thinks of stuff like this? What is the world tripping on? #HurricaneHilary #HurricaneHillary #Hurricane #Hilary #Hillary #SoCal #BajaCaliforniaSur #BajaCalifornia #California #SanDiego #LosAngeles
Me looking at the torrential rain from Hurricane Hilary when the LA earthquake alert popped up #earthquake #HurricaneHilary
Hurricane Hilary and the Earthquake teaming up to hit LA
The sign language interpreter behind the Mayor is the greatest thing ever. @MayorOfLA #asl #losangeles #HurricaneHillary #HILARY #Hurricane #signlanguage #karenbass
This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken
What would you do if this was your next-door neighbor?
he literally just put an X on a building 😭
TOMORROW! 7:30pm. LADIES MAKE LAUGHTER NON-NEGOTIABLE! The Barkley. SoPas @kiracomedy @badiniadones @merrilldavis @JuliaLoken @Fieldingedlow @vancesanders
BARK LADIES NIGHT! This Wed 7:30. Mic 6. The Barkley @kiracomedy @badiniadones @merrilldavis @JuliaLoken @Fieldingedlow @vancesanders
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If I had a dollar every time I heard a no, or sorry, big women just aren’t sexy, or have a backup plan cause what you want to do isn’t a real job, I would’ve made more money than I made on my own show! Believe that. The only opinion that matters is the one you have of yourself.
Just a reminder that season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu drops july 28
if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on
Billionaires: Let's offer expensive deep sea tours of the Titanic. We can profit if we use a game controller, no beacon, and use thin metal and composites. If anyone complains about safety or risk of #implosion, they're fired. What's the worst that could happen? Ocean:
How Deep The Titanic Wreck Iies! #OceanGate #Titan #implosion #Titanicsubmarine #OceansGate #debris #submarine #Titanicsubmersible #Titan #Titanic #submarinemissing
19 yr old didn't deserve to die. Unfortunate his horrible father led him to his death. I hope the submersible company organizing this Titanic viewing expedition is forced to pay for all recovery efforts by Canada/US. #imploded #implosion Debris #titanic #Submersible #titani
Ignoring safety warnings, cutting corners on engineering, and a terribly avoidable tragedy... The whole thing is just... Unfathomable #Titan #submarine #implosion #badjokethursday
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
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35 Followers 1K Following 風雨を経験しなければ、虹を見ることはできない。磨かれなければ、ダイヤモンドになることはできない。堅持して、奮闘して、夢はついに実現します！頑張って！
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Chris Estrada - Texas.. @ChrisEstrada85
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ellory smith @ellorysmith
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Rabbi Brent Chaim Spo.. @brentspodek
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@JasonGancedo this is chicken soup in Alabama
comedy will have you feeling like you don’t belong anywhere
Alabama has a new, fairer congressional map that gives Black voters an equal opportunity to elect a candidate of their choice. This is a historic win for voting rights and democracy, and it happened thanks to the hard work of Black voters, advocates, and organizations like…
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The first all-Black world all-around podium! 🥇 Simone Biles 🥈 Rebeca Andrade 🥉 Shilese Jones #ARTWorlds2023
Asked the girl next to me at Starbucks if she could watch my stuff when I went to the bathroom and she said “I’ve got enough on my plate can you ask someone else”
@DocEgonSpengler @chrislhayes All right, that’s a kick ass pun
@chrislhayes It’s because nobody has seen such an ill-advised invasion of a rack since 2003
Katy Perry on divorcing Russell Brand: “I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending but then I found out the real truth, which I can’t necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day. I let go and I was like: This isn’t because of me; this is beyond me”
Anyone know what the hell this is? Off the coast of Marina Del Rey #Hilary #losangeles #LARain #meteorology #weather
ok i’m 8 months pregnant, my husband is out of the country, there’s a hurricane and now an earthquake? a little over plotted don’t ya think?
Not to freak everyone in LA out, but I just saw a random cloud of locusts rising from the firey depths?
Twitter used to be so helpful and unifying during storms, blackouts and natural disasters, I miss that version of this site so much
don’t worry guys. the climate change hurricanes will put out the climate change fires.
Me looking at the torrential rain from Hurricane Hilary when the LA earthquake alert popped up #earthquake #HurricaneHilary
Apparently rn in San Diego it’s tarantula mating season and they are also about to be hit by hurricane Hilary. R u thinking what I’m thinking? TARANTICANE It practically writes itself.
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