Paul Danke @pauldanke
Stand up comedy and honestly rock n roll. linktr.ee/pauldanke echo park / all over the place Joined December 2008-
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Drake makes music for wedding receptions, Kendrick makes music for the after party when the old people already left with the centerpieces.
Things that are actually killing comedy today: IP based film/tv, low pilot orders, negative-discourse driven algorithms, that yellow font on stand up videos, ticket/drink prices, not enough late night tv spots, social media platforms surprising promotion posts, the notes app.
It happened: I went to the Renaissance Fair and have said huzzah no less than five times since.
I didn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me either.
Rubbing up against rich white lady fundraising culture is the worst part about raising kids. Truly toxic abhorrent shit.
Damn if TikTok gets banned where am I gonna get live videos of people using walking treadmills pumped into my eye balls? We must preserve the arts!
So glad that menswear is getting into the spandex shorts with phone pockets game.
Oooh sorry boo but the secret to life is behind a paywall.
every comedian should be able to entertain any audience. each piece of music in the world should appeal to anyone who can hear. all food that exists should taste excellent to every sentient being. everyone on the internet should like and share this post.
I do stand up for the people that went to community college and read books on their lunch breaks.
So many of y’all really do need to just smoke a fucking joint and chill the hell out.
Can’t believe they’re recalling the trucks made by the same guy who drove this website INTOTHEFUCKINGGROUND
Thanks to our fun and mighty crowd at last night's show & to our amazing Hot Tubbers @lisa_curry @clarklarewjones @OfficiallyKetra @mikeykampmann #EelandStribling ++ @pauldanke ~ our guest host with the most
Cybertrucks look like a car invented by the kid that always had boners at middle school dances.
IF THE ECONOMY IS SO GOOD THEN WHY DID I JUST SEE A GUY WITH HIS GOLF CLUBS WAITING AT A BUS STOP!?
Doing a 4/20 show #RecordStoreDay @SICKCITYRECORDS tunes and cracking jokes with pals @howardkremer @lizzycooperman @Brandazzle @corneezy Clare O’Kane and Johnny Pemberton. Getting backed up with Tim Young @trumpetjory and Jenny Karr selling copies of my 7” @aspecialthing
Playing tunes tonight with the incredible band Thundershirt at Permanent Records. tons of cool ppl on the show.
I’m not worried about AI taking comedian’s jobs, do you think AI is gonna start get diarrhea before shows? AI doesn’t have what it takes.
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Drake got ghostwriters. So he’s not writing the word “nigga” he’s just saying it because he’s acting. Reading off a script. I’m just happy Drake was hiring black writers to write the word… See That’s how you do it Quentin Tarantino
my references are timely
I love that people keep bringing up Jerry Seinfeld's new movie, bc "Poptart" was such a funny go-to word in his day. I wonder how he's going to blame on the woke left for the fact that we as a society have moved on.
Ordered a beer with lunch and the bartender said “well it’s after 6 in other places” and I said “you mean it’s 5 o’clock somewhere?” I feel like if you tend bar you gotta get that one right.
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Men! Do you want to impress a woman on the first date? Take her to see a female comedian. The ability to enjoy a funny woman is something we pick up on INSTANTLY and makes you look like the non-incel you already are! Also, I’ll be headlining the Dayton Funny Bone, May 10-11th!
Ladies, if a man can’t laugh at a woman comic, that is a huge red flag. Comedy is subjective, so take him to see several shows. If he won’t laugh at any women you like, RUN. That reminds me, I will be headlining the Dayton Funny Bone, May 10-11. Tickets at their site or mine.
@pauldanke Also the multiple camera angle crowd work clips. Who are these rich kids?!
@pauldanke There's not a single comedy on a streamer other than Grace and Frankie who went for more than 3 seasons and Seinfeld had an abysmal 3 seasons before finally getting good.
@pauldanke I think streaming also fucked comedy. Comedy can take a while to find it's foothold. Time is why Seinfeld got to make his show good and time is what most new shows don't get at all
@pauldanke I figured it was due mostly to rubber chicken inflation.
@pauldanke Please add: Rich comedians self funding their own shows
Two decades removed from its cultural context, ‘alternative comedy’ is as meaningless a term as ‘alternative music.’ But the ‘Comedy Death-Ray’ scene had a valid critique of the comedy of the era, and Andy Daly’s 2006 set presents the whole case. trib.al/yAMgRwX
The hate y’all have for stand-up comedy needs to be reserved for impressionists! Be mad at the people who ask you what if “Ringo Starr went into a car dealership ?” Be mad at the people who force you to listen to “Mike Tyson at the drive-thru”
What an ignorant asshole. This started years ago when Jerry got angry that his “gay French King” impression got a lukewarm response. I look forward to his “what’s up with canceling?” chunk.
Whoever wrote today’s Connections, we see you
I just know me and keanu reeves would have a thick as thieves legendary friendship
blackthorne: I’m an LA based comedian, writer, and podcaster, I mostly freelance and I’m trying to sell a horror feature mariko: the anjin is unemployed
I don’t feel attacked…I feel disassembled at the molecular level.
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