J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy
Wouldn't it be sweet if our exes were as cool as the songs that remind us of them - J Chris Newberg: Comedian | Writer | Producer thechrisarmy.com ÜT: 34.156364,-118.42006 Joined December 2008-
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I’m sorry it’s true. Greatest hits volume 5. Catch me next week, Aug 7-9 at @onenightstanscc in Waterford, Michigan. TheChrisArmy.com for tix. #comedy #coldplay #funny #jokes
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Newberg & Hannah Present Advice Guys 113 youtu.be/aLMw9mYVODw?si… via @YouTube
Ep 112 - Throuples, Funerals, and Hugs from Your Mouth youtu.be/cAD3RNS64Ew?si… via @YouTube
I’m sorry. It’s true. Greatest hits vol 3. Hey KC, catch me doing stand-up at @TheComedyClubKC May 23-25. All dates and tix at TheChrisArmy.com
Newberg 110 with California Psychotherapist Nikki Isbell youtu.be/gPVqWrQr0OU?si… via @YouTube
why is Kisten Stewart looking over "The Pope's" Shoulder?
why is Kisten Stewart looking over "The Pope's" Shoulder?
but what if you can't draw
Newberg Pod Presents "Advice Guys" with Josh Chris and Hannah youtu.be/WKQDAGqrCR8?si… via @YouTube
Advice Guys - A newberg Podcast - Blackout Fist Fight From Hell youtu.be/lDcTsUdvmWo?si… via @YouTube
Newberg Pod 106 - Blind with Boner! youtu.be/6u5WcDJkgmI?si… via @YouTube
Maybe he really likes playing Shirts and Skins?
Maybe he really likes playing Shirts and Skins?
Newberg & Hannah 104 - How To Not Get Shot On Purpose youtu.be/ErofpO_7iOM?si… via @YouTube
Season one of America's Got Tariffs is heating up!
RIP Val Kilmer. You looked more like Jim Morrison than he did.
Maybe Morgan Wallen walked off SNL cuz he needed to shout the N Word off camera?
Newberg & Hannah 102 youtu.be/LATW2wqvTW4?si… via @YouTube
How would you ever be concerned over declining birth rates when you give every woman you've ever met a baby?
How would you ever be concerned over declining birth rates when you give every woman you've ever met a baby?
Newberg 100 - Please Lick & Subscribe youtu.be/aGEV4-LMX5o?si… via @YouTube
Newberg Pod 98 - Way Too Many Topics!!! youtu.be/bk2LxdmQn90?si… via @YouTube
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