Royotathon 🚘 @Royotathon
idiot. one time documentary subject. Métis. he/him https://t.co/wJiiuU7cAz twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined June 2019-
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My hot take is that America has too many storage facilities. We just need to have less stuff
right now the least busy guy at your job is voicing concerns that some of his team mates are maybe not using their time efficiently.
there should be an illegal street drug that just makes you feel normal.
spines are weird. like theres a secret snake living in my back. i don’t like it.
She's got legs and knows how to use them but her arms just hang there like sausages
the generation that popularized breweries all have kids and dogs now. there’s gonna be kids and dogs at the brewery.
BREAKING: weird dorks unsure how ivy league kids manage to afford stuff.
imagine seeing these protests and thinking “im gonna be like the pro-vietnam war people in the 60s. history will remember me like those saints.”
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I’ll give you one guess.
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
@atrupar Genuine question: when *am I* allowed to withhold my vote, if ever, from Democrats? If the answer is never, because they’re one iota better on any random issue, then my engagement in politics ceases to exist because they hold my vote hostage since they don’t fear losing it.
When you see posts like this which are so obviously ignorant, it's safe to assume they are trolling for responses to monetize their little blue check. The best response is to ignore and keep scrolling or alternatively, just block
Nerd life. My studio.
if you live in an illegal weed state, call your drug dealer. they're scared and hurting tonight.
BREAKING: In a historic shift, the U.S. moves to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/mariju…
Last night I was so high I kept ducking going through doorways
@Royotathon I’ve tried to create this a few times in my personal bloodstream lab. For science.
Coworker casually threw into conversation “dessert soups” and everyone kept talking but I didn’t hear another word.
my manager at the dick sucking factory solemnly erases the 114 off the “days since last accident chalkboard” and replaces it with a 0. we stand in a line and do the dick suckers salute as they wheel jimmy’s body out of the building.
I don’t care where you take them; I’m not leaving the house anyway
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
A wee field mouse has been showing up at my door every few days for the last 2 weeks. He's very polite. I say please go the other way, buddy! And he always does. Anyway, today my neighbor saw me telling him goodbye as he scurried off, so now I have to move.
@Royotathon This is literally what Pierre Poilievre thinks electricians look like on the job.
we can all agree that marking "moderate" on a dating app just means conservative but you don't wanna scare the feminists off
@Royotathon Is Tio Salamanca harvesting lightning in a jar or am I faceblind?