jordy bo bordy @bordyjojordy
yearning $jklgirl tweets are satire/parody linktr.ee/bordyjojordy 📍 yap city, denver Joined December 2013-
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the perfect amount of famous is Carrie in the first four seasons of SATC
living for this unhinged airbnb host
i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man
harsh
he drives a hard bargain I’ll tell u that
cinephiles will hate me but challengers was boring kinda
yes let's hype up the OF i don't have thank you everyone
yes let's hype up the OF i don't have thank you everyone
@bordyjojordy @mclovenxoxo This what I mean when I ask “you tryna be outside this weekend?”
i had no idea my favorite dance move of 'the two hand double gawk super soaker sloppy' was so foreign to some people....
i cannot stream today but i will tomorrow yall so sorry
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
I knew I’m old asf when people are still posting their Snapchat usernames cause I have not touched Snapchat since like 2017 lol
just realized you can “customize” your life by making decisions in situations. as they happen to you 👍
Outside vaping and drinking a Monster, I may as well be white
Cutting the meatball removes his autonomy, posting this immortalizes his humiliation. No offense but you’re a monster.
Cutting the meatball removes his autonomy, posting this immortalizes his humiliation. No offense but you’re a monster.
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389 Followers 423 Following kinda a fashion blog kinda a pop culture diary kinda a place where I tag my friends in things #barbthese lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog
It should be against the law to make music like this
swear to GOD my uber driver in atlanta was showing me pictures of him being a stunt double in infinity war and i was like how do you get into tht line of work? this mf said “a good friend of mine, you might know him” and showed me a picture of him and diddy. GET ME TF OUT OF HERE
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What do you call a person who is sweet and charming but a pathological liar?
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
@bordyjojordy @mclovenxoxo This what I mean when I ask “you tryna be outside this weekend?”
@Davidchillbro @bordyjojordy @mclovenxoxo Well you have to have a friend you can talk to about your problems if your father isn't In the picture. Maybe try therapy?
@Davidchillbro @bordyjojordy @mclovenxoxo womp wompppppp
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@idiotmagee @qbabyworldwide @mclovenxoxo @bordyjojordy weirder when moots show up in qrts from people that arent mutuals with them
@dumbledonk @qbabyworldwide @mclovenxoxo @bordyjojordy weird when Twitter mutuals show up in places you frequented
@evilbobdayjob I hate to break it to you but there is no such thing as a cool boss
LMAOOOOOOO y’all was live as hell
Jen Shah really said the only thing she was guilty of was being Shah-mazing and then went to federal prison the next year
walking into a cafe and asking the barista if they’re excited about backshots in a sundress with no panties on season
I knew I’m old asf when people are still posting their Snapchat usernames cause I have not touched Snapchat since like 2017 lol