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Nashville isn’t ready for us Golden, CO Joined August 2022-
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Someone get me some skates and a stick I wanna fight one of those Vegas knights motherfuckers
No girl being fearless is getting behind the wheel after 10 beers and a Xanax
Breaking news: women wears comfy clothing for appropriate weather
If I ever kill myself just know it’s cuz I just finished binge watching a really good show
Had to call off work cuz I’m starting to feel the repercussions of eating Taco Bell at 1am last night
kinda looks like that “one time thing” I did with my college roommate that I promised to never speak about again
kinda looks like that “one time thing” I did with my college roommate that I promised to never speak about again
Shaved my pussy to go watch playoff hockey
This guy doesn’t know puck (Montreal canadiens in ‘93)
This guy doesn’t know puck (Montreal canadiens in ‘93)
Hella percs
I had more beer and lobster and drank less water than I have in my entire life last night
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Now that it’s ok to say retarded I think we need to make the push for f to be ok but I’m fine if we draw the line at n
the humbling experience of getting a text from a new tinder match and his number already being in my phone
@bongsandbuicks What happened to the ex that you got back together with? Also if you’re into dating losers I can set you up with someone (me)
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Jokes on you, this is actually real
this is worse than anything the germans did
Have you ever heard the legend of the Morgantown Martini? I thought not. its not a story the jedi would tell you.
hey guys, im not allowed to enjoy a cigar on a nice sunny day anymore, benjamin high said so:/ how am i supposed to look cool and get male attention now? ugh
Just the pepto bismol for me, thanks