Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25 St Paul, MN Joined February 2016-
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How much do u think a vest costs
I don't think we appreciate enough how none of the single digits rhyme with each other. Imagine trying to list off a phone number to someone like "1 as in lonely, 2 as in Also, 4 as in golf, 9 as in no, 8 as in food, 6 as in uhhhh, New Zealand intercourse,"
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come,
Gonna get my eye looked at today.. usually it's the other way around
Having the "biggest penis in Britain" has to be a bit like being the tallest dachshund
"In a civil society, you should get to murder people who inconvenience you"
"In a civil society, you should get to murder people who inconvenience you"
You can fit caviar onto a nugget of cat shit and it's still gonna taste like cat shit
You can fit caviar onto a nugget of cat shit and it's still gonna taste like cat shit
Can't actually turn this into a full track because the stems are kinda dog shit but thought you might enjoy this; thee together a lil mashup of 80s hits: We Belong by Pat Benetar and Your Love by The Outfield
Genuine explanation for this is that MM/DD/YYYY goes in order of specificity. There are only 12 options for months, 31 for days, and then literally thousands of options for years. Whether or not you find that intuitive is almost entirely based on what you were raised with ofc
Genuine explanation for this is that MM/DD/YYYY goes in order of specificity. There are only 12 options for months, 31 for days, and then literally thousands of options for years. Whether or not you find that intuitive is almost entirely based on what you were raised with ofc
Tik Tok User: I bet if I pronounce this word in a silly way I'll get thousands of people commenting and drive up my engagement, making me more money Everyone: holy shit this person says this word SO fucking silly
Tik Tok User: I bet if I pronounce this word in a silly way I'll get thousands of people commenting and drive up my engagement, making me more money Everyone: holy shit this person says this word SO fucking silly
"this eclipse has got me thinking about we were also a perfect fit together, but I was blocking your light"
The fact that it's so easy to confuse etymology and entomology is just one of those linguistic bugs
Absolutely insane that the word "one" and "once" are pronounced the way they are. Ridiculous. Can't help but oneder how this happened.
Software engineer here, specifically front end web dev I don't know what the fuck this means
Software engineer here, specifically front end web dev I don't know what the fuck this means
prance @bocxtop
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Them: Are you Jewish? Me: Yup. Them: And you're from Toronto? Me: Yup. Them: Do you know Dave Rosenberg? He lives in Toronto. Me: Not every Jew knows each other. Them: Okay, so you don't know him then? Me: I do. He happens to be my cousin.
By "white genocide" he just means "there are more brown people where I live now"
Someone put a camera on their cat’s collar. Tell me why this cat does nothing but actively search for other cats to beef with?
Being a Mormon father is a lot like joining the national guard. But instead of doing army stuff for one weekend per month and two weeks per year you spend that time sucking cock and smoking meth in a motel room.
You can save money by not paying for Twitter.
@thegaywhostrayd This is very dumb. You should delete it
the animatronic at Spirit Halloween when you walk past the motion sensor:
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
i love you anne splashaway
Caitlin Clark hits the step-back three and Erica Wheeler loves it 🔥 day 2 of training camp is here.
bf’s twin brothers are beefing in their gc about the right way to make gravy….i’m about to abuse tf out of this image like i’m fr crying
They have discussed this. We asked Ryan Jeffers about if switching to a new sausage would ruin its magic, but he didn’t think so: "It's the idea of the sausage. It's the meaning behind the sausage. We're going to learn more about the sausage as the days go by."
Man having a trans-inclusive gay awakening:
They have discussed this. We asked Ryan Jeffers about if switching to a new sausage would ruin its magic, but he didn’t think so: "It's the idea of the sausage. It's the meaning behind the sausage. We're going to learn more about the sausage as the days go by."
I fear that him and Josh Allen share the same brain. this could be a recipe for success or disaster
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