Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
When all else fails, all roads lead back to margaritaville. Cohost of @MinorBreakdown. the blue check is for ad rev, I hate Elon bonfire.com/store/bigtucso… Chicago, IL Joined March 2014-
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Maserati Marv to the desert 🏜️
Maserati Marv, you’re gonna love Filiberto’s I just know it baby
This is the scene that plays in the head when I fill out the demographic section of a job application
It’s infuriating that I’ll never be funnier than my 8th grade cousin who just posts like this on his IG Notes
This study was not conducted in Arizona
This study was not conducted in Arizona
5 years ago, I tweeted “add me to your group chat and I’ll decide if I want to stay based on your first message” Some college kids from Ohio state threw me in their chat, changed the name to appease me, and said all they do is talk about sports Now I know a bunch of guys in…
5 years ago, I tweeted “add me to your group chat and I’ll decide if I want to stay based on your first message” Some college kids from Ohio state threw me in their chat, changed the name to appease me, and said all they do is talk about sports Now I know a bunch of guys in… https://t.co/ZtKZJEjHJq
Need one of these by the pool this summer 🙌
Hello there, if you or someone you know is hiring for a social media position in Chicago, or fully remote, let me know 🫡 In search of some new work as of today Some work of mine, still updating it Gondola.cc/BigTucsonDad Want to connect? linkedin.com/in/russellajoh…
I know there’s massive social, military, ethical, and dystopian issues with creating this metallic atrocity But you can’t say that they didn’t make those robot dogs look sick as hell by slapping a flame thrower on their heads
I know there’s massive social, military, ethical, and dystopian issues with creating this metallic atrocity But you can’t say that they didn’t make those robot dogs look sick as hell by slapping a flame thrower on their heads
This is gonna be my newly unemployed ass in the wrigley field bleachers tomorrow during a day game
This is gonna be my newly unemployed ass in the wrigley field bleachers tomorrow during a day game
PAVIN SMITH GRAND SLAM!!!
How the hell is Pavin Smith hitting a grand slam, what is going on with the universe where that was allowed to happen
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
kenny dillingham is the biblical job. he has been given his dream job and now the universe is going to make it progressively harder to succeed, just to see how much one man can take
kenny dillingham is the biblical job. he has been given his dream job and now the universe is going to make it progressively harder to succeed, just to see how much one man can take
1984’s George Whore.. @EwdatsGROSS
135K Followers 2K Following unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity
Natalie @jbfan911
66K Followers 711 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
sloane (sîpihkopiyes.. @cottoncandaddy
128K Followers 1K Following writer, editor, marketing-er, sales-er◦ former editor at @funnyordie ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ any pronouns
Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
139K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25
kelly @BoyYeetsWorld
31K Followers 2K Following I used to live in South Carolina but now I don’t | extremely successful and wealthy person
jodie @jodieegrace
27K Followers 588 Following social media manager | notes enjoyer & ittsysk #1 fan ⎕
rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
38K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
chunky fila @chunkyfila
64K Followers 2K Following (in case God is reading this) nooo i would never talk shit about people on the internet are u kidding me? | inquiries: [email protected]
🔞 Beko Buckethead @BekoBuckets
332 Followers 215 Following | CW VORE | NO MINORS | any pronouns! | 21 | Bi | Prey/Pred | Switch | Alien Dragon More info on my FA page below!!!
𝕋𝔼𝔼ℕ𝕐 �.. @mstinajustina
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Hossen Ali @HossenA65415012
3 Followers 1 Following
Hyperlaser / Jester �.. @yippeeking
71 Followers 234 Following Jester / Orion | MINOR | AuDHD + DID | Hyperlasers biggest fan,,, multifandom artist!
Juicy larry @Larrystayjuicy
223 Followers 876 Following 15 yr old fairy princess #normaliseplayingrobloxnaked 🇬🇹🇺🇸
Ricky 🪴🍄✨ @RickIsHere0
407 Followers 279 Following #BLACKLIVESMATTER living life, one plant at a time 🇵🇸❤️🍄🪴#TSTTPD
Nickel @Nickel41454685
33 Followers 294 Following He/Her Not here for a good time Definitely not here for a long time
nora mac @noramac11
0 Followers 15 Following
Deimena Bartas @DeimenaBartas
95 Followers 462 Following
Toasted Pencils @Toasted_Pencils
260 Followers 1K Following I think I'm cool Feel free to DM, always welcome! My favorite account, better than the Burger one
im tweaking 🇵🇸 @transm1abrams
228 Followers 2K Following 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 | pedos/minors/zoos DNI!!! | 19 | they/them ⚧️ | autistic | add (attention deficit disorder) | socialist, not communist | 🇵🇸 stop the genocide
Kaly Nasiff @KalyNasiff
440 Followers 952 Following Works in tech. Majored in nouns @Cronkite_ASU. She/her. Gets emotionally attached to television characters
:) @frenchtoast5123
162 Followers 1K Following
Katalyst @katalystvlr
705 Followers 4K Following filipino valorant loser | clc alyaposa | dm for priv and discord | pfp by @fanboyeint | #LabanSecret #ForTheLoveOfPhilly #LetsGoLiquid
nicki @bustedew
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commander @paulatriderp
0 Followers 580 Following
natnat @dissnat
77 Followers 574 Following
The Weeping Eeper @cantwin8
13 Followers 789 Following firm believer in mazovian socio-economics, “sorry”, rat-man, 20
Ethanmp05 @Ethanmp_05
124 Followers 258 Following
Bernas @Bernaspah
341 Followers 937 Following
archie @archiegoose
143 Followers 252 Following
Restitutis Orientor @fineanalyse
17 Followers 304 Following
Morgan Edwards @edwardsmorgan55
99 Followers 1K Following When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home.
Bob Weir’s Denim Cl.. @BrettJamesLazor
2K Followers 2K Following Father above all else. Bobby Weir fanatic. Steely Dan man. Lynsey 💕 Living sober one day at a time ✌️
Jimmy @greg_abbot
122 Followers 552 Following
Abubker Adem @AbubkerAdem
25 Followers 784 Following
Lamont and Fartnelli @FormerBoneFan
45 Followers 200 Following Single father. Classic rock station aficionado. Ambidextrous by night.
Definitely not a Seag.. @khannar95
323 Followers 1K Following Who Dat Nation, Vandy, DnD, aspiring fantasy writer, Is it Thursday yet? He/Him
stan @stantrishap
2 Followers 77 Following
junie b jones 🎀 @kaylinxmarieo
347 Followers 448 Following 26 • leo • boy mom • bug girl • your favorite annoyance • Palestine WILL be free 🇵🇸🍉
Christeenie @christeenieween
47 Followers 991 Following
Jack drew @sketchjawnd
127 Followers 1K Following “Guess who’s back” -someone who is definitely back
la donna di scoregge @luckyitslizz
305 Followers 2K Following our lady of perpetual disappointment : mayor of southport
manycoyote @ManyCoyote
464 Followers 3K Following Talks about Chicago, possibly too much https://t.co/Gol3OMaECH…
Matt @matt_mcj
224 Followers 804 Following Designated hitter abolitionist | T-9 2024 NIT Bracket Challenge
michaela okland @MichaelaOkla
287K Followers 296 Following Just a Girl, girling out [email protected]
1984’s George Whore.. @EwdatsGROSS
135K Followers 2K Following unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity
Natalie @jbfan911
66K Followers 711 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
sloane (sîpihkopiyes.. @cottoncandaddy
128K Followers 1K Following writer, editor, marketing-er, sales-er◦ former editor at @funnyordie ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ any pronouns
Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
139K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25
kelly @BoyYeetsWorld
31K Followers 2K Following I used to live in South Carolina but now I don’t | extremely successful and wealthy person
jodie @jodieegrace
27K Followers 588 Following social media manager | notes enjoyer & ittsysk #1 fan ⎕
rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
38K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
chunky fila @chunkyfila
64K Followers 2K Following (in case God is reading this) nooo i would never talk shit about people on the internet are u kidding me? | inquiries: [email protected]
Louis Bilotta @HoelottaBilotta
192 Followers 408 Following NASCAR lover. AOE2 addict. MSU Alum. Odds are you've liked one of my tweets and didn't even know it.
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
8K Followers 1K Following
Goldschmidt Happened @GoldyHappens
5K Followers 3K Following The best D-Backs twitter account in the league... • NEW Blog in link below (subscribe for free!) • 22’ @tgfbi League Winner • DILLY DILLY #GoldschmidtHappened
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Malbon Golf @MalbonGolf
12K Followers 68 Following Inspiring today's youth to participate in the greatest game on earth #malbongolf | 🪣 @theBucketsClub
Stein @steinekin
50K Followers 3K Following Sr. Social Media Manager @Xbox | Power Your Memes | 2AM Cheese Goblin 🧀
HAT CLUB @HatClub
65K Followers 659 Following Crowning Kings and Queens since ‘92…ALL order issues should be sent to [email protected]
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
451K Followers 229 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | See inspiration? DM/tag us
Jacob Shipley @thejacobshipley
2K Followers 2K Following Head of Social @benzinga | prev @youversion | Building Social Studies | My Grandma Judy's 30 Under 30
Eli Weiss @eliweisss
27K Followers 497 Following VP Retention Advocacy @Yotpo. Building the Future of Customer Retention. 👨💻 Prev @jonesroadbeauty @drinkOLIPOP. NEWSIE: https://t.co/0J5ayusFEG 🗞️
Alex Rabb @AlexR64_
1K Followers 350 Following "Guy that makes the videos"│JORDAN MORGAN IS A PACKER│✝️ │ 21 │UA Student dedicated to the Wildcats! Bear Down and Go Pack Go! Insta: alexrabb_ YT: AlexRabb
PokeDoku @poke_doku_
24K Followers 102 Following PokeDoku is the first Pokemon-based sudoku game on the internet! If you want to support us, you can at https://t.co/queUQxhGG4 Created by @Doku_Games_
Bronx Zoo @BronxZoo
63K Followers 4K Following We're open 10:00am-5:00pm Monday through Friday and from 10:00am-5:30pm Saturdays and Sundays. Reserve tickets below!
National Zoo @NationalZoo
448K Followers 480 Following The Smithsonian's National Zoo & Conservation Biology Institute is a leader in animal care, science, education, & sustainability. https://t.co/xLfdd8XBKi
Roger Williams Park Z.. @RWPZoo
6K Followers 491 Following Leaders in conservation and animal care - join us in conserving wildlife and wild places. AZA accredited. https://t.co/0qtkHJk5kI #rwpzoo
Lincoln Park Zoo @lincolnparkzoo
41K Followers 2K Following Lincoln Park Zoo inspires communities to create environments where wildlife will thrive in our urbanizing world.
Brookfield Zoo Chicag.. @brookfield_zoo
44K Followers 383 Following World-renowned, Brookfield Zoo Chicago inspires guests through extraordinary connections with animals, nature, and each other.
San Antonio Zoologica.. @SanAntonioZoo
26K Followers 716 Following Securing a future for wildlife since 1914! #SAZoo #SAZooSchool #HippoSwipeRight #StrawsNoMas
Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo
81K Followers 2K Following Official X feed of the Dallas Zoo. Home to 2000+ animals and 400+ species. Plan your Zoo day today!
Oakland Zoo @oakzoo
21K Followers 2K Following Connecting people, animals and the natural world to inspire conservation and wonder. 📷tag: #oaklandzoo #CATrail #oakland #oakzoo #conservation #TakingAction
San Diego Zoo Wildlif.. @sandiegozoo
180K Followers 785 Following San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance is an international non-profit committed to inspiring passion for nature and creating a world where ✨ all ✨ life thrives.
Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo
360K Followers 2K Following The #greenestzooinamerica is dedicated to creating adventure, conveying knowledge, conserving nature, and serving the community. Home of Fiona the hippo 🦛
Zoo Boise @ZooBoise
4K Followers 469 Following Zoo Boise connects our guests with animals to inspire and involve our community in the conservation of wildlife worldwide. Terms of use: https://t.co/e95alQSGGU
Jody Oehler @radiojody
5K Followers 435 Following Host "The Drive", 6-10 AM on Fox Sports 910 Phoenix, all-time undefeated Seinfeld Scene It. Would trade everything to be able to dunk just once.
kathy @gladionfan
4K Followers 237 Following i love you gladion + gladion’s #1 fan + lots of textposts: i love pkmn sm. ic @/cathchicken alt @no1gladionfan
bomtorns @bomtorns
341 Followers 404 Following
DavidHaller @CBurnzy32
331 Followers 734 Following If the thunder don't catch you then the lightning will
jayhawk lasso @jaylassoku
3K Followers 524 Following retired coach | kansas guy | minor in byu fandom | mentor: bob knight #rip | brother: theodore lasso | proud partner w/ @autograph | #rockchalk | #gocougs
JokicJoestar @JoestarJokic
16K Followers 208 Following I like basketball - https://t.co/MZs7MsfJGE || https://t.co/QQWnyTGWjP
E.G. Simmons ☕ @ganglemanVA
9K Followers 387 Following voice guy (nb). in games like #SPLATTER and #MyFriendlyNeighborhood . i shitpost every week. banner by curley.clown on instagram ❤🤍❤
Pat Norek @patJ14
682 Followers 5K Following Never Daunted. Beat Kevin Hart in a marathon. Captain of the Sunday Drinking Team
Mr. Az @MrAzSports
6K Followers 5K Following Drop a follow for Arizona Sports news & subscribe: https://t.co/TeAY7UEPLk
Alek Thomas @athomas22
7K Followers 729 Following All to God. Professional Baseball Player for the Arizona Diamondbacks. 🇺🇸🇲🇽
Blake @DeftonesFan112
228 Followers 173 Following The stars, in my eyes, sing to me, “Don’t let go”.
Michael Luke @ironmikeluke
9K Followers 1K Following Arizona Wildcats host for @PHNX_Sports. Get the show wherever you download podcasts
N. Ron Hubbard @TonyCulpepper
222 Followers 318 Following views & opinions herein belong solely to the individual user & do not necessarily reflect the views & opinions of @CIA or other employers
Matt Garcia @matthewtheodore
517 Followers 909 Following Real Housewives and 90 Day Fiancé historian | NYC | Social @vmlyr | he/him/his
Aaron Hughes @AaronrHughes
898 Followers 99 Following Daily Baseball Reports, Sports lover, I cover the Arizona Diamondbacks 🐍🏜️🧭🌊 Writer @GoodMorningBall
how she invade roku city
this is the greed they was talking about in the bible
The Chiefs got a badly needed pass catcher, yes, but in this trade the Bills got something they are even more desperate for: The feeling of drafting at pick 32.
The newest DT in The Valley.
Only way ATL can mess up tonight is Penix at 8. Every other option I can get on board with.
this logic stops the Civil Rights Movement btw
One of the UT Austin girls arrested today... Seriously, what does a white woman from presumably some rich ass suburb in Texas or outside have ANYTHING to do with Israel or Palestine You paid thousands of dollars in tuition fees and end up with an arrest record Unbelievable
@wyababee @BigTucsonDad Hell nah we don't with you around
Update: after being told that “any charitable organizations with active 501(c)(3) status are eligible to receive donations,” I was informed today that “The [Jewish] Foundation is not going to accept your distribution recommendation to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.”
Turns out I have $$ in a “Bnei Tzedek” fund from my Bar Mitzvah that I have to allocate or lose. Taking recommendations for Gaza/Palestine related orgs to donate to.
Something I've been thinking about all day: About a year ago, literal, flag-furling Nazis protested a drag brunch at a trendy Columbus brewery. Chanting "there will be blood" and "Aryan sun" No police response. No broad political outcry. The day just came and went.
PSA COLUMBUS: Nazis currently agitating Drag Brunch at a Land Grant brewing
imagine wearing a big ass broncos hat to the draft and having to scream “LETS GOO” to bo nix at 12😭😭
no he’s not. all you people know is depravity
I see you, Chicago Rat Hole…
Dear @ChicagoDOT, we will pay you $5,000 to buy the Chicago Rat Hole. Seriously. We will display it at Riot Fest every year.
hear me out
BREAKING: I’m hearing that after his two missed kicks at the end of the Week 18 Seahawks game locked in the Marvin Harrison Jr. pick at 4… Cardinals fans have unveiled a new statue of K Matt Prater outside of State Farm Stadium. WOW!
They're acting like this is an NBA backcourt I'm crying
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