William Angus @WillAngus_
😎 Joined May 2015-
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My wife keeps losing her wedding ring at the bar lol! She’d lose her damn head if it wasn’t screwed on 🤣🤣🤣
Business Idea: A bar of soap that’s 7x bigger than a normal bar so you only have to wash your hands once a week
Just executed a flawless Clog & Jog (Clog toilet -> demand a different hotel room)
He scrolled too deep...
After pissing in my friend’s backyard: “Yo where’s your febreeze?”
My email with my full name that I’ve had since 13 is unusable. It is a rotting carcass filled with maggots. 100 emails a day about god knows what. Someone from Iran logs into it once a week and changes the password. It’s time to pull the plug
I’m gonna be the uncle that asks to hold the new born baby and they say “uhhh she’s actually really tired right now”
Cops in horror movies are useless Woman: please officer help Cop: it’s probably just old pipes in your house ma’am Woman: my daughter was skinned alive in her room Cop: probably a draft from the open window. Ma’am, don’t call again unless you’re in real danger
Last night was legitimately insane.
To the people that think it’s “hilarious” to piss and poop all over the toilet seats at the bar: guys like me have to wipe up with our bare hands and rub it on our tummies. Grow up.
I’m quite good… #roommates #comedyvideo #college
Oh I was a “burden to my family,” huh? Ok hot shot, then why did my parents say if it wasn’t for me they would’ve gotten divorced way sooner?
Pro tip! @WillAngus_
Had to rush my dog to the vet this morning. I don’t know what’s wrong with her but her poop tastes really weird
Clean
Every USA fan who’s never watched soccer before #USMNT
Couple bad bounces away from going D1…
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look how simple life is when u don’t have to pay rent
true detective season 1 was so good because all of it was written by a guy that was taking a bunch of Creatine and doing preacher curls with 85s. And we will never see that again
losing my lust for life. Just ate a Big Mac and didn’t grin or chuckle at all. I Only said Who has it better than Me two times
My male coworkers have figured out that if they throw staplers at my head I will raise my arms to protect myself and reveal my huge armpit stains. I need it to be the weekend RIGHT NOW
{4th tallest guy on the airplane voice} I’m the tallest guy on this airplane
You can like James Cameron and not like avatar2. I dont like men but like to watch videos where skinny ones with shaved bodies are in circular cages with metal bars and theyre slowly lowered into holes in the ground and theyre crying out for help in a language I havent ever heard
Introducing new gf to my friends: Hey guys this is Melissa My friends who all agreed before hand not to call me by my nickname {chanting and banging silverware on the table}: wormspike! Wormspike! Wormspike!
Overheard a girl at the bar ask what the deal with Pat Tillman is and my eyes turned black like a shark when it smells blood
You can’t learn sales strategies like this in business school #motivation #Entrepreneur #grind #dupont #money
I’ve seen more boobs on the internet in one sitting than my grandpa has seen in his whole life
Me every Friday after vowing to never drink again on Sunday
These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG
Miami to Highland Park is also cocaine's typical job progression
Source: Rhett Lashlee to #SMU is a done deal. The Miami offensive coordinator will be the next Mustangs coach, replacing Sonny Dykes, who heads to TCU.
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