Caitie @hammlittle
imma make it better sip it like a Slurpee 🖤 linktr.ee/hammlittle NJ Joined March 2012-
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posting an “it’s gonna be may” meme and laughing so hard I give myself a brain aneurysm and die
getting high by the beach
tried to take a little sip of water and spilled it all over myself
if you called out sick today, no you ain’t. you’re at the beach. it’s 85 and sunny
me and who
well I guess I’m a goon then
making faces as the fishies in the decorative tank at the restaurant
doing wholesome shit: getting high in the cracker barrel parking lot
I just want someone to take me to a Phillies game and get me a hot dog
this looks like fun
hosted a meeting and immediately after my boss goes great job. it’s going to be a good day god damnit
mrs papaw @mrsballs69
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3K Followers 966 Following Cats are Opal and Odette and I like birds and taking pictures but everything else is currently subject to an NDA | @billosopherking = alt for mutuals@hammlittle Luckiest mother fucker in the world rn
@hammlittle I think its suppose to be something you'd do as Lana Del Rey not Hammlittle
glad I got that AIO cooler a while back because she fuckin loves sitting right on top of the exhaust vent all of a sudden
posting an “it’s gonna be may” meme and laughing so hard I give myself a brain aneurysm and die
heard mambo #5 today and it made me think of how pissed i would get when i’d hear that song when i was little since my name wasn’t one of the ones in the song lmaoo
Imagine both biden and trump die of natural causes before November
@hammlittle I do this unironically all the time, glad to know I have company
@hammlittle Few consequences until it’s cold brew. But it keeps me updating my dress shirts so that’s good I guess.
Went to bed at 7 so naturally I’ve been up for an hour, might as well goto the gym early
@hammlittle The dream would be enjoying a mid-day wawa Italian hoagie on the beach
@hammlittle Never waste a sick day being sick. Spend them exactly that way, at the beach on an 85 degree day.