Hot Mess Mil Mom @mil_mess
Momma of three and wife to an amazing soldier! Trying to navigate this crazy world, and keep everyone alive! Check out the new podcast on all platforms! hotmessmilmom.com Joined January 2021-
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BABY REINDEER: Holy shit.
The fact that I am 100% comfortable going out in public looking like not just a hot mess, but a flaming pile of just rolled out the back field probably have a cheerio in my hair pretty sure I put on deodorant kinda hot mess is a secured feeling I think we should all strive for
Check out hotmessmilmom's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTLNng9Lf/
Takes a special kind of mom friend to attend an outside -not -your- kid function in Georgia, in the 🔥 and🪰
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This is clearly a dog
Whoever created crustless pot pie had no clue why people eat pot pie.
For some reason when I tell my son go to bed he hears shoot your sister with a nerf gun.
Do you ever stay in an airbnb and feel bad because you know the owner will be disappointed when they review the shower cam footage?
You people who have your shit together disgust me
Unfortunately, it wasn't the first time a puppet disrespected me.
Im writing a parenting book called kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did.
Me: hurt me, daddy Him: I heard Seven Nation Army on the classic rock station today
“Yes Bill, it’s a fish.” “You don’t seem very excited.” “Sorry. OMG! NICE FISH, BILL!” “Well, now you’re just being patronizing.”
“I’m telling you, Estelle, it’s the man from all those mafia movies. Yeah, at the bus stop. No, I‘m not going to ask him for a selfie.”
started thinking about carpeted bathrooms and got really itchy
I don’t track my bf to see if he’s up to something, I track him to see how soon my sandwich will arrive.
Hello everyone. This is Kat’s husband Joe. I just wanted to let everyone know, that was following Kat’s cancer journey, that it ended at 8:04pm, June 12th. She fought very hard all the way to the very end and was surrounded by love ones when she passed. Thank you for following.