James @James5619856294
Love upbeat funny people but everyone has bad days. Everyone has a opinion some people just don’t wanna hear it Texas Joined May 2023-
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Friendly reminder that coyotes are not nice. Also, don't be stupid.
Went thru Burger King drive thru and got two burgers and the lady ahead of me paid for me, not sure why but I’m going with I’m still Hot 😁
Sure fire way of knowing when you need to loose weight is if your underwear is too tight
Did the Bermuda Triangle just stop working one day? Why does no one spontaneously combust anymore? What happened to all the quicksand???
Charlie bit me, the classic viral YouTube video from 2007 was sold as an NFT for $760,999
Something I just thought about, during war do soldiers carry toilet paper with them 🤷
Got one ad I’ve been blocking for 3 weeks though I had it beat, woke up and the fuckers back with friends, they don’t give up 😆
Call me a bitch all you want, cause I’ll be that…I WILL be screaming, and I will NOT be the main one in charge of getting rid of it.
Does having a little perceived power change some people
And you think you had a bad day.
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@tattooed_bee Do you want the truth or would you prefer I lie to you? 😂
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My neighbor caught me a striper last night he came over at 7 am and filleted it… I’m freezing the extra parts for crabbing season 🥰🥰🥰
@LesDonCorleone One time I had to take four of the kids to the pediatrician. They were maybe ages 3 to 8, and after waiting in the exam room for half an hour, were absolutely climbing the walls. I eventually embraced the futility of keeping them quiet, to told them to scream and shout as much…
@James5619856294 @medic_sarcastic yeah, well...
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